You Ever Look At A Character You Like In A Show, Go Into The Fandom And Find People Who Don't Like That

You ever look at a character you like in a show, go into the fandom and find people who don't like that character for certain reasons.

But you aren't mad.

That's me, that's me when it comes to Jaune because for some my brain decided to say "both this fuckin noodle and yang are your favorite characters." And God damn..

Does this shit fuckin hurt. Particularly when it comes to jaune.

So what the fuck do I do? Do I whine about how people shouldn't hate my favorite character? No, that's acting like a toddler.. plus I ain't got two fuckin braincells to construct a actually stable argument. (Why the fuck do you think the whole rant against "jaune is a self insert" is taking so god damn long... Outside of me being fuckin lazy)

So I have a different solution.

I as a man who foolishly decided to pick up the challenge of writing an entire fan rewrite of Rwby have decided to say! "I'm gonna prove why jaune can work in Rwby and why absolutely every single jaune hater is fuckin wrong!"

Ok that last bit is hyperbole. I am not a god tier writer (i fuckin struggle with even writing women.) but god damn is that how I feel... And if your too dumb to realize it yet.. this is just a plug for-

RWBY: FATE

My shitty interpretation of Rwby's world and characters.

You can find the hub to where all currently released page are

here.

(so this is a weird one considering Im white knight trash buuut I feel like I need to give my favorite non-whiteknight Weiss ship some attention.)

Penny would pick Weiss up bridal style as her face was red.

Penny: apologies Partner Weiss! My human body appears to be in need of relief!

Weiss: o-oh!.. does that mean-

Penny: yes. Your face will be covered in green lipstick by the end of this.

Penny proceeded to carry her wife to their bedroom. And we all know where that's going.. you fucking degenerates-

Weiss' Married Life

Weiss: (Mid-40s) What do you think, honey~? Think I can still pull it off~?

Weiss: (Outfit's backside rips wide open, Reveals embarrassing birthmark) Whaaat?! You've gotta be kidding me~!

Weiss: (Dignified woman scoff) That will cost you extra, I'm afraid.

Weiss: (Holding destroyed younger clothes, Pride shattered) I... I guess I'm past my prime, aren't I, honey?

Weiss: (Needs 3 nights of recovery from love)

I mean I myself find it frustrating sometimes but it's primarily for fun. If you have a problem with it just ignore it if you have nothing useful to say.

Huh.. first reblog I done in a while that wasn't a fic that I didn't need to tag as Rwde.

I'll never get over people debating the race of RWBY characters when none of those countries or nations even exist on Remnant.

...i feel like I need to continue this damn series. Is this what rocknroll7575 felt like when dealing with JFOM Club?.. holy shit.

Alright how about this. I'll continue this series if y'all vote on a little pole for me.

Jaune is a WHORE! PT. 5

Jaune at this point was used to being in uncomfortable positions and this one was no different as now he sat infront of Sun. The monkey faunus just sitting there seemingly calm as his blue haired friend paced back and forth foaming at the mouth.

Jaune: um if I may ask. Why am I here-

Sun: because Neptune is feeling salty

Jaune:..why?

Neptune: because you fucked Weiss, her hot sister, even her MOM! And now I find out you managed to bone MY MOTHER! Jaune I know we barely know each other but-

Jaune: I'm a whore.. I know. I've been told that many.

Neptune: AND THAT'S A DAMN PROBLEM! YOUR STEALING ALL THE HOT BABES!

Sun: nep. No offense man but I can't really blame the guy.

Neptune:.. sun I'm begging you not to finish the sentence.

Sun: your mom's hot dude. Id do her too if we weren't friends.

Neptune just looked at him before raising a fist as sun just rolled his eyes as jaune looked at the monkey faunus.

Jaune: your supprisingly chill... Especially considering the fact I slept with Blake too.

Sun: don't get me wrong I was mad at first but I know Blake is smart enough to make a good choices. Plus it's not like I was gonna score her anyway.

Jaune: so... You knew about her and yang?

Sun sighed softly as his tail swished back and forth.

Sun: more of just a hunch. Those two were chained at the hip, sometimes you just can't beat a bond formed early.

Neptune: back to the problem at hand. jaune, you being a whore is causing a major issue. I need to ask you to please, stop

Jaune just chuckled softly before standing up as he winced and grabbed his hips.

Jaune: Neptune. We both know that's never gonna happen.. I can't stop them.

Neptune: what do you mean you can't stop them? And who's "them"?!

Jaune got close as he put a hand on Neptunes shoulder and looked at him in the eyes.

Jaune: the women... They hunt people like me... They hunt dorks

Neptune: dear oum...

Jaune: i can't feel my pelvis Neptune... But they'll keep coming. I can't stop them.

Sun: ah so that's why ilia was looking at me funny.

Suddenly a frantic knock at the door was heard.

Nora: fearless leader! Let me in! I think something's going on with Ren.

To be continued...

I'm utterly baffled by the fact people actually like my fanfics and I can't tell if it's because y'all are starved for content.. or I'm mildly decent... Or in the ridiculous case, I'm a god tier writer.

Neptune: many say love is complex. I disagree. Love is simple and I can tell you why. Gentlemen, ladies, everyone in-between, I have the answers. All on my Game show! I welcome everyone to the place where love is understood! Welcome to-

LOVE HYDRATION

Neptune: that's right everyone, I'm your beloved host Neptune Vasilias and this is my game show where one bachelor/bachelorette and five bachelors and/or bachelorettes try to whisk them away to a happily ever after. Now of course I'm the host so I cant participate but ladies-

Neptune winked at the camera as he clicked his tongue.

Neptune: I'm always available outside the studio. Now let's see what lucky somebody the waves dragged up today!

Neptune pointed to blue curtains with a wave of water crudely painted on them. The curtains part to reveal-

Jaune: uh.. hi?

Neptune: ah jaune my man! Good to see the waves brought you right where you should be!

Neptune walked up to the blonde as he rested an arm on jaune. Leaning against him a little with jaune whispering to him.

Jaune: remember. I'm only here because you said if I let you play a bard when I dm for GnG you'd pay me back for it.

Neptune would whisper back

Neptune: trust me jaune I am paying you back. Just have faith in Dr. Love.

Jaune would roll his eyes as Neptune walked away.

Neptune: now I'm sure you all know jaune arc, the up and coming huntsman on the rise and if you don't? Well now you do. Now let's see the bachelor and bachelorettes! Contestant one, come on up!

(this one is an actual functional imagine your otp post.. instead of boring reblog bait.. i promise this is the last one everybody.)

More exactly I would atleast like her to act as if she still wants to ensure Ruby is alright. Not act like a fucking nanny.

As for Jaune and Ruby's breakdown I certainly think she should have at least tried to communicate with her sister a little bit more before just stepping back. As for Jaune? Absolutely. Because that's just kinda the obvious thing to do. When someone is attacking your family id assume you'd try to defend them.

As for the whole "Rwde" thing that is unfortunately out of my control.

As for the second to last one.. look I've made it clear I don't hate bmblb and I just think it becoming canon could have been handled better so I cant speak for every member of Rwde. But it's certainly some BULLSHIT when people claim that it was from the beginning. Because no, nothing was planned since volume 1, Sun wasn't planned during volume 1 so I can't use the whole "blacksun was the main plan". But that doesn't mean its bad, just oh I don't know stop acting like it was some grand plan.

But. I know how this turns out. You won't change your view on Rwde and while I wish you weren't so hard headed I cant exactly change your mind.

But I still have problems with the way you've said certain things because I'm somebody who is active in Rwde (when I ain't writing fanfic).

So instead. I'm gonna simply suggest, agree to disagree. And if you don't feel like it, meh tough shit.

Also because I'm already getting fucking sick of seeing anti-rwde pop into my blog and the rare jack ass going "whaa, whaa, they don't agree with me" (and don't even say that's unfair, y'all mocked people like me, so I get one free shot)

Rwde when Yang's life doesn't revolve solely around her sister