... Ok Let's Do This.

... Ok let's do this.

But I'm titling this section as season 1. Because fuck you.

Jaune is a WHORE! PT. 5

Jaune at this point was used to being in uncomfortable positions and this one was no different as now he sat infront of Sun. The monkey faunus just sitting there seemingly calm as his blue haired friend paced back and forth foaming at the mouth.

Jaune: um if I may ask. Why am I here-

Sun: because Neptune is feeling salty

Jaune:..why?

Neptune: because you fucked Weiss, her hot sister, even her MOM! And now I find out you managed to bone MY MOTHER! Jaune I know we barely know each other but-

Jaune: I'm a whore.. I know. I've been told that many.

Neptune: AND THAT'S A DAMN PROBLEM! YOUR STEALING ALL THE HOT BABES!

Sun: nep. No offense man but I can't really blame the guy.

Neptune:.. sun I'm begging you not to finish the sentence.

Sun: your mom's hot dude. Id do her too if we weren't friends.

Neptune just looked at him before raising a fist as sun just rolled his eyes as jaune looked at the monkey faunus.

Jaune: your supprisingly chill... Especially considering the fact I slept with Blake too.

Sun: don't get me wrong I was mad at first but I know Blake is smart enough to make a good choices. Plus it's not like I was gonna score her anyway.

Jaune: so... You knew about her and yang?

Sun sighed softly as his tail swished back and forth.

Sun: more of just a hunch. Those two were chained at the hip, sometimes you just can't beat a bond formed early.

Neptune: back to the problem at hand. jaune, you being a whore is causing a major issue. I need to ask you to please, stop

Jaune just chuckled softly before standing up as he winced and grabbed his hips.

Jaune: Neptune. We both know that's never gonna happen.. I can't stop them.

Neptune: what do you mean you can't stop them? And who's "them"?!

Jaune got close as he put a hand on Neptunes shoulder and looked at him in the eyes.

Jaune: the women... They hunt people like me... They hunt dorks

Neptune: dear oum...

Jaune: i can't feel my pelvis Neptune... But they'll keep coming. I can't stop them.

Sun: ah so that's why ilia was looking at me funny.

Suddenly a frantic knock at the door was heard.

Nora: fearless leader! Let me in! I think something's going on with Ren.

To be continued...

Lady dimitrescu ain't questionable. It's taste.

Let's see.. theres

1- Lilith morningstar

2- the Lovely lady Beelzebub

And finally 3- dogmatika ecclesia, the virtuous.

ok I saw this on a YouTube video I thought about doing it here, I'm going to talk about 3 waifus, 1- the most recent, 2- the favorite, 3- oh more ''questionable'' I must say. and whoever I tag must do the same

1- Maki zenin

2- Ada Wong

3- Lady Dimitrescu

@spahhzy @infoglitch @rwby-encrusted-blog @howlingday @gorillageek27

God damnit y'all started the damn party without me.

Let's not forget their greedy asses moved one of the series that was barely profitable to a dog shit streaming app and removed it from the app it was founded on as well as moving it to Crunchyroll where they specifically made it so you have to buy a membership for Crunchyroll so you can watch the series if you don't use their dog shit app.

And to add insult to injury now that they've shut down now basically no one can legally watch this series because they were so confident that they wouldn't go under.

And to push it even FURTHER. Let's not forget they practically massacred ironwood and treated him like a fuckin dictator while also revealing his semblance on a fuckin video that basically made everyone start to wonder "are you villainizing someone who's semblance is basically a handicap upon their decision making and their ability to make sense?".

AND LETS NOT FORGET THE EVER AFTER LADIES AND GENTLEMEN AND THE BULLSHIT THEY TRIED TO DO WHEN DISCUSSING SUICIDE-

OK I'mma stop because I have yet to make it to V9 and I don't feel like making an ass out of myself.. yet.

Apologies this probably ain't the fuckin mood but I just, relish the chances to shit on rt and remind everyone why they ain't SHIT.

You know what if roster teeth wasn't such a bad studio maybe we wouldn't have had such shit volumes sorry if this is kinda toxic

Nah fuck that dude, this isn't toxic, this is just facts. Rooster Teeth are a dogshit company that did nothing for itself but shoot itself in the foot over and over because of a parasocial relationship with its fans, listen to blind praise and never listen to criticism, double-triple-quadruple-AND-quintuple down on their headassery, and blatantly lie about their story being planned from the beginning and spit on their friend's grave for his wishes (baring Neath Oum and Monty's Oum wife who did nothing wrong), maybe, JUUUUUST maybe, they'd still be around and their reputation wouldn't be down the sewer and into the most vile septic tank in the world right now.

500 posts!

... Apparently I just don't shut the fuck up.. ok

..I think it's safe to say I won the angst war between me, @spahhzy, and @epic-arc. With three solid angst posts and both of them being radio silent for a minute (I feel like I should be worried about that but eh). I feel like I just hit a fuckin black flash..

is that cringe?

Ah who gives a shit! I won!

Now it's time for the glitch cycle! Let the suffering begin!

But before that, back to your regular scheduled program of lovey dovey Bullshit and me being fuckin GOOFY.

Well if we throw in neo we should throw in cinder too.

More hate sex is best. Get yang hate fucking neo, Blake and Weiss hate fuckin, and jaune and cinder not just hate fuckin but "IM GONNA KILL YOU!" FUCKIN.

I think Negative!Weiss and Negative!Blake should have raw, nasty, violent hate sex.

I don't think it would fix them, in fact I think it'd make them worse, but it'd be Hot.