500 Posts!

500 posts!

... Apparently I just don't shut the fuck up.. ok

JESUS FUCKIN CHRIST REASHOT?!

Then again this is a shitpost, I shouldn't be surprised, But still.

Ruby Is A Good Girl, I Swear.

Jaune: *Pat Ruby's head once*

Ruby:

..I think it's safe to say I won the angst war between me, @spahhzy, and @epic-arc. With three solid angst posts and both of them being radio silent for a minute (I feel like I should be worried about that but eh). I feel like I just hit a fuckin black flash..

is that cringe?

Ah who gives a shit! I won!

Now it's time for the glitch cycle! Let the suffering begin!

But before that, back to your regular scheduled program of lovey dovey Bullshit and me being fuckin GOOFY.

wonderfully put good sir, a new request, should you choose to accept it hot goth ren and jaune. They were gonna go out clubbing with neon after a hard day at work in atlas. Their outfits? all black. Their fishnets? torn. eyeliner? sharp enough to kill a man, croptops? displaying abs. The finishing blow? Black. Lipstick. the others came in right as they were about to leave. They never stood a chance. this is me daring you to go at your goofiest, soldier, pure crackfic, absolute mayham, DO IT. YOU WONT.

Pug.. you underestimate me and my sheer fuckin GOOFYNESS. So let me show you

How goofy I shall be!

Jaune found himself applying his lipstick as Ren looked at him.

Ren: may I ask why you decide to go goth?

Jaune: one name, Neon.

Ren:.. why dress like a goth girl, minus the skirt?

Jaune: Ren, my brother from another mother.. I've dressed up like a girl for years because my sisters wanted someone to model them... Plus I may be a tad curious about cross dressing.

Ren: alright then... Can I join?

Jaune: sure thing dude. I should have some extra stuff for you to use.

After a bit they finished up they opened the door and stepped out of their dorm only to stop as they saw team Rwby, Pyrrha, and Nora. The duo and the group stared at each other before Ren gulped softly as jaune spoke with a smile.

Jaune: hey everyone! Don't mind me and Ren, we are just heading to a party neon invited me to.

Nora: ok.. cool.. hey fearless leader you mind if I borrow Ren for a second?

Ren went pale as he looked at jaune.

Jaune: oh sure thing Nora. just be back soon.

Nora: thanks jaune.

Nora grabbed Ren and dragged him away as Nora's face became increasingly more red. Jaune hummed softly as he looked back at the rest of their girls and before he could even speak they pounced on him.

Neither went to the party, they did however go to the infirmary..

their Poor Pelvises are reduced to dust.

Revelation.

Nemesis's mask is finally knocked off. As Johnson learns who is under it.

And he is horrified.

And to make it even worse throw yang in the mix. Hate sex plus blondes always end up in broken beds and broken pelvises.

I think Negative!Weiss and Negative!Blake should have raw, nasty, violent hate sex.

I don't think it would fix them, in fact I think it'd make them worse, but it'd be Hot.