Hi! Would You Answer Some Questions If You Don't Mind? (i'm Doing Some Research)

hi! would you answer some questions if you don't mind? (i'm doing some research)

1) i saw you mentioned relating to jaune, could you elaborate on that?

2) if jaune didn't exist, is there any other character you would relate to and why?

3) besides whiteknight and lancaster, what other jaune ships do you like? do you like any jaune ships with other guys?

i hope this doesn't come across as annoying! again, i'm doing some research. i would appreciate a lot if you could answer!

Ah my friend I see you've come with good intentions, welcome and I shall speak of my obsession care for Jaune.

To begin

1) I relate to jaune heavily due to me seeing a tinge (well more of a lot) of self hatred in him and i myself struggle with my own confidence.. also i like him because he wasn't ashamed of wearing a dress and he was a man of his word. I respect that.

2) I mean.. yang exists and she's my favorite character. I only speak of jaune because he is a lot easier to discuss.. somehow.

3) god I have tons, let's see there's martial arc's, Dragonslayer, knightshade, arculus rift, knightfall, and a lot of other jaune ships.. except jaunes harem

FUCK JAUNES HAREM.

Also obviously arc-cest because.. no.

I unfortunately haven't seen a lot of gay jaune ships which.. god thats sad. You see a bunch of people shipping the female characters with other female characters but no MLM.. that just sucks.

#MoreGayJauneShips!

Thoughts on Jaune x OC ships? After he kept his memories from the Ever After and stayed canonically 29-39, it ruined any ship with his peers for me, so I made an OC, but I'm a bit worried it's cringe...

I mean. He got de-aged but alright. (And it's not like most of the jaune ships became questionable considering most of the cast and side characters are consenting adults and it's not like they aren't allowed to date someone who's older since they, you know aren't children anymore.)

But I feel like answering the rest of your ask instead of getting on my soap box and glazing most jaune ships.

I'm rather neutral. They can be good but you also would want to make sure there's more to their character. But id say for your idea, go for it. Aslong as they aren't boring and a piece of cardboard (cough cough pyrrha cough cough) people aren't gonna have any real problems.. as long as they aren't fuckin stupid and understand an opinion.

So overall. Meh.

However I will get some more qualified people to give their own take. (Apologies in advance)

@spahhzy @epic-arc @philosophicalpug and @howlingday if y'all feel like giving your own take go right on ahead.

.. I swear to God I finally realized something.

So like I write A LOT. And that means new stories.. or in the case of Tumblr.. lots of fics. (Why the hell do you think I have pumped out multiple ones on the same day, they weren't written in advance, they were written at that moment!)

But unfortunately.. that can lead to burn out. And when you're trying to tell a story you kinda need to avoid burning yourself out.. so that only leaves me with two options.

1. Use chatgpt to deal with grammar issues and help smooth out out the page (or just continue it and completely abandon all self respect I have as a writer)

Or

2. I get an assistant writer. Who helps with writing the page and helps deal with minor mistakes.

Except one problem for number 2.. I'm as broke as my loser ass is a virgin. EXTREMELY. But also I'm probably a fuckin nightmare to work with and my ass is too damn lazy to even ask.

So.. to anyone who is a fuckin masochist and a writer.. who doesn't mind helping for free..

DONT ASK IF YOU CAN HELP

no because wishfulfillment isekai webnovel writer Jaune + raging antifan Weiss that criticizes his every choice but still reads every single one of his chapters and is always the first to comment is the only way i will consume whiteknight (i had thought about a fic like this but most likely wont write it)

bonus points if the MC is actually Jaune's self-insert and Weiss actually likes that character and writes super long rant posts because he had potential but was wasted for dumb isekai fanservice

neither of them knows each other irl but when Jaune is unable to post chapters bc he has gone into uni debt Weiss secretly pays it all off

My brother in Christ if this shit is not the most comedic and perfectly ridiculous thing I've ever read then I don't know what is.

For a moment I thought you were pug but I'm surprised I've received another ask that isn't someone being a piece of shit.

And in all honesty,

I fuck with this idea

It's funny as all hell and could definitely work as a whiteknight fic. So overall

You can fuckin cook!

Hello again, Jaune x OC anon here!

I know about the de-aged point. That's why I clarified it ruined ships for *me*. I already have gone through the "Adam is 25 so he's a groomer" debacle so I just try to avoid age gaps altogether, and as Jaune is like 30 mentally, it counts as an age gap. To *ME*. I didn't mean to come off as policing ships—if I did, I apologize.

Thank you all for your answers! We are cringe and we are free... One last question: anything you'd like to see more of in Jaune fics?

I apologize as well, I did not mean to seem like I took you stating your opinion as you policing ships. But regardless I understand your opinion (I may not agree with it fully but I get it.)

As for the thing I wish there was more of? It's rather strange but-

Jaune not being a fuckin sex god.

Istg this one thing drives me up the damn fuckin wall because all I can ask is "WHY?!"

Just let the noodle man be a fuckin loser I know he canonically has a magnum dong but for fucks sake that doesn't mean make him a completely different FUCKING CHARACTER! I SWEAR I'LL FIND WHOEVER CAME UP WITH THAT AND IM GONNA SHOVE A WOODEN DILDO UP THEIR ASS UNTIL THEY HAVE FUCKING SPLINTERS IN THEIR ASSHO-

..ok maybe I went overboard.. BUT STILL.

I get it, I get it, we all have interpretations of this fuckin noodle but God damnit do certain fics just piss me off.

Then again I've already stated this a year ago.. I think. Along with 100 other trash opinions on this noodle man. Gimme a sec I'll grab a link

Ah here we go

It's just fuzzy boy look at him.

Look at my child!

He cute :)