Hi! Would You Answer Some Questions If You Don't Mind? (i'm Doing Some Research)

hi! would you answer some questions if you don't mind? (i'm doing some research)

1) i saw you mentioned relating to jaune, could you elaborate on that?

2) if jaune didn't exist, is there any other character you would relate to and why?

3) besides whiteknight and lancaster, what other jaune ships do you like? do you like any jaune ships with other guys?

i hope this doesn't come across as annoying! again, i'm doing some research. i would appreciate a lot if you could answer!

Ah my friend I see you've come with good intentions, welcome and I shall speak of my obsession care for Jaune.

To begin

1) I relate to jaune heavily due to me seeing a tinge (well more of a lot) of self hatred in him and i myself struggle with my own confidence.. also i like him because he wasn't ashamed of wearing a dress and he was a man of his word. I respect that.

2) I mean.. yang exists and she's my favorite character. I only speak of jaune because he is a lot easier to discuss.. somehow.

3) god I have tons, let's see there's martial arc's, Dragonslayer, knightshade, arculus rift, knightfall, and a lot of other jaune ships.. except jaunes harem

FUCK JAUNES HAREM.

Also obviously arc-cest because.. no.

I unfortunately haven't seen a lot of gay jaune ships which.. god thats sad. You see a bunch of people shipping the female characters with other female characters but no MLM.. that just sucks.

#MoreGayJauneShips!

Basically a few weeks ago Spahhzy uploaded this post and epic decided to go "if your going to make angst about my favorite ship how about I do it to yours" and I decided to fan the flames and start an angst off before I promptly jumped in.

A few angst fics from the Three of us, me acting like a villain, and a few days of quiet later we arrive here where I'm basically acting like a villain.

So TL:DR,

This is all just for shits and giggles.

Ladies, gentlemen. Today Marks the day that will go down in shipper history.

Three rwby shippers, @epic-arc, @spahhzy and yours truly @infoglitch have gone head to head, throwing angst fic after angst fic.

But today on Sept 14th. I make my declaration.

Within my hands I hold tragedy, no jaune ship is ever going to be safe.

For my macanations of sorrow shall prick and prode until your all weeping.

For this..

Is

The

GLITCH CYCLE!

So to anyone, to EVERYONE who wishes to challenge me. Step right up. And welcome

To the final boss.

Info glitch, the thespian.

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.. I swear to God I finally realized something.

So like I write A LOT. And that means new stories.. or in the case of Tumblr.. lots of fics. (Why the hell do you think I have pumped out multiple ones on the same day, they weren't written in advance, they were written at that moment!)

But unfortunately.. that can lead to burn out. And when you're trying to tell a story you kinda need to avoid burning yourself out.. so that only leaves me with two options.

1. Use chatgpt to deal with grammar issues and help smooth out out the page (or just continue it and completely abandon all self respect I have as a writer)

Or

2. I get an assistant writer. Who helps with writing the page and helps deal with minor mistakes.

Except one problem for number 2.. I'm as broke as my loser ass is a virgin. EXTREMELY. But also I'm probably a fuckin nightmare to work with and my ass is too damn lazy to even ask.

So.. to anyone who is a fuckin masochist and a writer.. who doesn't mind helping for free..

DONT ASK IF YOU CAN HELP

Rwby character tag game ladies and gents.

Here I will lay out the rules

Obviously you need to tag your mutuals, someone you follow or someone who follows you.

Then you need to link a scene that got you to like one of your favorite RWBY characters. (If you can't find it, just say the scene, either is totally fine)

I'll begin and obviously mines going to be jaune and it was due to-

This fucking scene where pulls up in a dress. I tell you all this scene made me like jaune.

As for the people I'm tagging (i apologize in advance)

@epic-arc @spahhzy @philosophicalpug @howlingday and @reashot

All y'all mfs get your ass over here, right now.

... I have two answers for this because I got mixed feelings.

One, the fact this has happened (thankfully not to me but dear god has it happened) greatly disappoints me. I hoped all the ideas that jaune fans were just shitty most of the time were wrong but it seems it is primarily correct.

However, my second is this. What the fuck are we supposed to do. Unless the majority of jaune fans who aren't pieces of shit sees this and all share the same first opinion as me there won't be a lot of action. We can't just put up a sign saying "if your a piece of shit such as: an ableist, a homophobe, etc etc, get the fuck out or we will drive you with pitchforks and torches." However I do think there is a way for the majority of people to get the fuck out.

Either make Jaune gay, disabled, and a multitude of other things just to piss literally all of pieces of shit off.. or have someone more intelligent than me think of something.

Confession #276

.. is it wrong for a man to smile ear from ear as he watches a ship he has viewed as utterly pointless nowadays finally fall?

Because I'm not just laughing, I'm not chuckling, I'm not even giggling, I'm just cackling at white roses demise because I just don't care for the ship and want to so desperately put it in their dirt... But also like I know I shouldn't because while me and the white rose fans don't get along, I don't really wanna ruin their day by just spewing hate about their favorite ship...

I will however consistently do so with enabler-

(haha FUCK INCEST.)

Confession #279