Oh God- HAHAHAHAHA

Oh god- HAHAHAHAHA

I'm fucking busting gut this shit is just FUNNY.

Oh god I'm fucking laughing my ass off. HA

ah.. shits funny man.

Fine then, if you oppose me, you oppose my arsenal. I call upon the beasts of others. BATS

Behold the most adorable creatures imaginable! You have no power!

It's just fuzzy boy look at him.

Look at my child!

He cute :)

First of all: don't leave the FNDM. If you leave I leave. Stay or I swear I will copypaste what gaslighting ex-boyfriends say when you break up with them.

Second of all: with all the love from my heart (and 11 years of writing under my belt) neither RWBY fans nor RWDE (should be called CRTC honestly) have much idea of writing outside of popular anime and cartoons. Completely acceptable but genuinely: only like 2, 3 people know what the hell they're talking about.

One example is Jaune being a self-insert. Assuming that Miles isn't lying (because he totally could!), he's obviously an audience stand-in at first. Any of us would struggle in a Huntsman academy. Pyrrha is there for wish fulfillment, that much is obvious, because any of us would like to have the unearned attention of a beautiful strong person without having to do any work and just being ourselves. His personality is pretty much blank slate/relatable.

As the story advanced he developed into an Author's Darling/Pet. He shows up in every volume and plays an important role every time; you can see the writers had more fun with him and know him deeply, which I can't blame them for because yes, Jaune is surprisingly easy to write and should be considered a win for CRWBY, and yes, Jaune is goddamn flexible, which shouldn't sound as horny as it does. Either way, it's very obvious he gets way more pampered than the girls, with emphasis on attention: that bad things happen to him doesn't mean he's not CRWBY's pet. He's getting his spinach (attention) and being rewarded with lots of candy (attention). But again, he is a PET. A DARLING. Not necessarily a self-insert. Plus, it's not as if writers never self-inserted by adding bits and pieces of their personality to the characters and exaggerating those traits... of course not.

Anyways, I apologize for the long ask, I just wanted to ramble a bit considering that these trying times, it's Jaune's turn to be a punching bag. I won't even start on Adam's writing misconceptions because GOD + mucho texto. But if you read this rant, thank you!

p.s Don't leave the RWBY fandom. Are you gonna throw everything away? God, this is why you need us to tell you to stay and give us more content. You won't leave just because of some miserly fans and anti-fans with too much time on their hands, right? Don't you think you're overreacting? Go sleep on it and you'll realize I'm right. I know what's best for you, hm? Next post I see, it better be about you deciding to stay on the RWBY fandom and posting more of your stuff.

p.s. 2 hope the gaslighting works

Your acting like I'd ever actually leave because

HAHA NO.

I have been and will be a thorn in this fandoms side till the day I FUCKIN DIE. Or until this fandom quits acting like a bunch of toddlers and learns to

AGREE TO DISAGREE. GOOD FUCKIN GOD, THIS BITS GONE ON TOO DAMN LONG.

As for Jaune.. look I only have beef with the "sElF-iNsErT" argument because it is so vague and makes me lose all respect i have for someone when it comes to Jaune.

I'm not saying he's an incredible character, I'm just sick of people throwing around Self-insert because like

WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN?!

But outside of that, someones opinion on jaune is theirs, if you hate him that's perfectly fine, I just don't agree. I'm not gonna be a piece of shit (unless they act like their hot shit in which case.. prepare for a second asshole.)

That's all. (Also for some reason your writing style seems familiar, like mad familiar. But eh)

...I'm keeping my mouth shut.

Mainly because I'm writing all three and posting only one them.. unless someone asks me to post the rest.

Also.. yeah the monster of man is on the nose. Apologies. But it's not what some might expect.

Just a man.

(look, I've been listening to epic: the musical and I can't stop thinking about adult jaune seeing a baby cinder and struggling on whether he should kill her or not. So you all have to suffer now.)

Jaune didn't know how, nor did he care. As he found himself in a room in front of a baby's crib as he saw her. A sleeping baby with burning amber eyes staring at him. The eyes Jaune grew to know, and despise.

He unsheathed crocea mors as he raised it above his head. Blade pointing down, ready to be blunged and end it.

Jaune took a deep breath as after a minute he dropped his sword as it hit the wooden floor. Jaune fell to his knees as he looked at the child. He knew what she would become but-

Jaune: I can't hurt you.. but I want to so badly..

Jaune looked at the baby as he carefully reached in, the infant grasping his finger as she giggled. Jaune almost smiled at the sound as he thought back to a brighter memory.

Jaune laid in bed as he held Ruby close with the red reaper clutching their 5 year old son.

Jaune: he's so.. peaceful, just years ago he was crying his head off.

Ruby: well it's not like a lot can't happen between being 9 months old to 5 years.. makes you remember how much time there is in life.

Jaune: yeah..

Jaune brought a hand towards their son as he combed it through his hair. It was pitch black, with red peppering it.

The young boy stirred slightly as he shoved his head in closer. With Jaune having a warm smile.

Jaune: he's going to be a great man.. I can already tell.

Ruby: well, his parents are two huntsmen sooo..

Jaune: id more say his parents are a novice huntsman and exceptional huntress but.. sure thing rubes.

Jaune stared at the infant before carefully picking her up and cradling her.

Jaune: I should.. I should hate you with every fiber of my being, every ounce of my soul.. but you.. I can't.. I know why I should.. you grow up into.. her. But you're just a girl, an innocent child.. you almost look like..

Jaune pressed against the wall before sliding down onto the floor, sitting. He crossed his legs and began stroking the infant's head.

Jaune couldn't tell if he was holding the woman whose neck he wanted to wrap his hands around and watch the light leave her eye.. or a daughter.

Jaune released a hick as tears began to roll down his cheeks. He released another hick before he began to sob.

Jaune: dear oum.. dear oum how could I hurt a daughter?..

The ending doesn't have to be set in stone, right?

@spahhzy @epic-arc get your asses over here, this war ain't over yet.

Your story was quite a bizarre adventure

...are we talking Rwby fate or my own original works?

Or is this another mfing JOJO reference?

Big eyed silly fella.

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