infoglitch - that one guy who doesn't know when to SHUT UP.
that one guy who doesn't know when to SHUT UP.

I write what I want, and what I want, is rwby because I am mentally unwell. but I cover it up by trying to be ✨ F U N N Y ✨

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The Rose Reaper And Her Shining Dork Knight: Fighting Game Interaction (very Short Skit)

The Rose reaper and her shining dork knight: fighting game interaction (very short skit)

(ahahahaha... So originally I was going to write these two dorks having their first time with each other but I just couldn't do it. But I have no doubt I will eventually but I just did not have any desire to write it anymore because one my friend sometimes reads this stuff and well they aren't the biggest fan of NSFW. So enjoy this)

Ruby walked onto the stage crescent rose slung over her shoulder as she was eating peanut butter cookie. She stopped as she saw jaune sharpening crocea mors.

Ruby: so. Winner gets to pick where we go to eat?

Jaune just chuckled before standing up and pointing crocea mors at her as he held shield infront of him.

Jaune: sure thing rubes. But if I win you have to stop eating cookies for a week.

Ruby narrow her eyes at him as she turned crescent rose into its sniper rifle form as she aimed it at him.

Ruby: fine. But if I win then I get to do whatever I want with you. And you have to buy me ten cookie jars for a week.

Jaune: sure thing rubes.

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2 years ago

Look I've been playing guilty gear strive for the last five days this quote was burned into my Fucking head

Look I've Been Playing Guilty Gear Strive For The Last Five Days This Quote Was Burned Into My Fucking

Don't you dare judge me!


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2 years ago

Nexus: ogre slayer [1/6]

(ha ha... So yeah. Season 1 is pretty damn short. Anyway I hope you all enjoy.)

[Season 1] "inari festival under threat"

We began in Hunter HQ as a red alert blares out. Johnson Lucius xander jay and some other hunters all emerged from the barracks. "What the hell it's been 11 days since the last read alert!" Jay shouted as a flat screen TV descended from the ceiling and started playing a audio.

"Attention hunters there's been a report of 12 ogre beats approaching the inari festival in the Tokyo district. 13 of you will be dispatched. Your mission is to evacuate the festival and then promptly either kill or dispel the ogre beasts" the audio said as a few hunters looked around and nodded to each other.

"Your transport will be waiting for you in the front of HQ we only need 13 hunters with a Hunter rank of 5." The audio continued then finally stopped playing as the TV was then lifted back up into the ceiling.

"Wait what do you mean by Hunter rank of five" Johnson asked confused. "Oh you see every Hunter starts off at rank 10 which is the lowest rank. And zero being the highest" jay answered. "So basically leveling up?" Johnson said as Jay and xander nodded.

"Well then I guess me and Lucius are out of the equation all right you two what Hunter rank are you at?" Johnson asked.

"I'm at Hunter rank 4 and Jay is at Hunter rank 5" xander said. "Well alrighty then get going people are in danger!" Lucius said.

Jay and Xander nodded and headed to the transport. They got on along with 11 other hunters and the transport Departed.

"So I guess you got a new team now huh?" Jay asked looking at Xander. Xander looked back then sighed "yeah I guess.... Okay look Jay I'm sorry I left but-" Xander said "no I get it you didn't want..... you didn't want another rin to happen...." Jay said looking down.

".... This is more then just about me having a partner isn't it?" Xander asked. Jay didn't say a word. "Jay. answer me." Xander said sternly.

"Why did you have to leave me..... I get the fact that rin dying sucked but.... I thought what we had was special!" Jay said. Xander shook his "so it is about me breaking up with you. Look Jay our relationship was failing. you wanted to retire have kids but I wasn't ready I still care for you but that spark we once had is dead, our relationship is dead." Xander said bluntly. Jay sighed and they simply didn't talk for the rest of the ride.

The transport finally stopped and the doors opened the hunters exited the transport and saw 5 ogre stags, 3 ogre hounds and finally 4 ogre boars. No wonder this hunt was was rank five and up required. This was an invasion.

We see Xander and Jay get off the transport as Jay took off his backpack they had carried around. He then took out a remote pressed it and then the backpack transformed into a command center.

"I see you haven't changed your technology at all Jay." Xander said as Jay started typing away at his computer. "How else am I supposed to connect to the mech lobbies I've created hundreds of." Jay retorted.

Xander shook his head and then went along with every other Hunter to evacuate the civilians from the festival.

Once they got into the festival the hunters immediately started evacuating the entire area leading families to safety halting all rides and taking off anyone who was still on a ride as well as overall creating an area to where there'll be able to have little to no casualties. The hunters then took out all their weapons and got into their battle positions.

It was going to take a while for Jay to connect to his mech lobbies so the main idea of the hunters was to simply take down as many ogre beats as possible until Jay was able to completely lock down the area and then access one of his mechs.

As they waited with their weapons drawn a ogre boar put its hands on top of the ginormous fence that surrounded the entire festival. And in one fluid motion the Beast tore down the fence as its eyes glowed pink like every other ogre boar. Then five over stags stormed the arena as well as every other ogre Beast.

Xander looked around and started to assess the situation there was currently 12 hunters ready to go into action each one of them was either a rank five or one.

Considering how they each probably have enough skill to take down a single ogre Beast it would make sense for them to stick to fighting one.

Xander ready to sword and after looking around for a bit he had the perfect plan. "Kangaroo style fang three. Outback bolt!" Xander shouted as he leaped forwards towards a pipe and turned his body to the correct angle to land on said pipe then bouncing off it having his sword sheathed.

He was headed straight towards one of the ogre hounds as it reared it's ugly head and opened its quadruple hinged jaw to its fullest as it released a Sonic howl towards the other hunters. Xander could feel his momentum starting to slow. He needed to find something to bounce off of.

He looked around but saw nothing until a giant mechanical hand shot its way through and went right under Xander allowing him to jump off it.

'jay I swear you have the most convenient timing' Xander thought to himself as he landed onto the blue mechanical arm and leaked off it gaining back a lot of the momentum he had lost. Xander unsheathed his sword weird his blade back. As he got closer he swung his sword absolutely cleaving the Beast neck in half.

Then the mechanical hand caught Zander as another one emerged and slugged one of the ogre boars in the face.

Then we see the colossal mech known as atlas. it's long spray painted cobalt arms powered by Pistons and motors as well as a gear system that allowed the arm to move and bend like that of a human. It's legs were equal as long if not longer. Then we see it's supposedly muscular upper body with a giant window in its chest cavity its head was absent.

Then we hear the familiar voice of jay saying "ganbare motherfuckers.". Then the ogre stages reared their horns as a thunderstorm approached.

Then a bolt of lightning struck the antlers of the Beasts as their mouths started glowing.

Then both the ogre stags and ogre hounds opened up their mouths and the ogre hounds released a devastating Sonic screech and the ogre stags released a giant beam of electricity.

All of the attacks seeming to be aimed at the hunters and the mech. This would normally be the end for any normal person.

"God speed!" A voice shouted Then two bolts of red and purple electricity fly by and turn into Johnson and Lucius as Lucius threw his axes absorb the electricity and into the ogre hounds mouths. He then closed his fists "Zeus Divine thunder!" Lucius shouted as purple electricity erupted from the ogre hounds tearing them apart from the inside out until they were nothing but Ash. Meanwhile Johnson prepared his blade and swung it into one of the ogre stags antlers cutting both of them off.

Then Lucius grabbed Johnson after his axes returned to him using his concentrated electromagnetism. "Godspeed" lucius shouted as he and Johnson turned back to red and purple lightning and zipped down to the ground.

When they got down there Johnson high fived Lucius as they watched as the ogre Beasts retreated.

The mechanical hand went downwards and landed on the ground as Xander hopped off it. "What the hell are you two doing here I thought you were at base!" Xander shouted frustrated.

Johnson turned to Xander "well Mr grumpy pants what we just did was take down the rest of the ogre Beast without even having to kill all of them we scared those fuckers off with our sheer strength that my friend is an accomplishment!" Johnson said proudly.

Xander sighed "well at least everyone's safe and I would be normally pissed that you two but considering how you did help us finish the job I can't really get mad at you for that" he said.

"Alrighty then everyone head back to the transport" Jay said through the mechs megaphone.

Objective: protect the inari festival from ogre beasts.

Status: Victory.

Meanwhile We see a masked figure standing over a building watching as every Hunter got onto the transport yet mainly focused on Johnson. The masked figures emerald eye glowed bright red.

End of season 1

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Ay there ya fucks this may be the end of season 1 but y'all are in for three more stories before season 2.


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2 years ago

"the monster I am. Is your devil. Red"

"the Monster I Am. Is Your Devil. Red"

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2 years ago

Nexus: Ogre slayer [side stories]

(hahahaha. Ha ha ha. Ha ha. Ha... Ha... Yeah im alive again after delivering you all that amalgamation. These are just side stories of season 1 that I would have included in the season but felt weren't worth that amount of episodes. So kind of like Rwby chibi)

("hooray glitch has stolen yet another idea from the series he's basically copying at this point" said every single last one of you. Anyway enjoy everyone)

[season 1] side stories.

Side story 1: getting to know you.

We see Johnson at a bike shop looking for the newest rendition of a hoverbike. "Hey uh Johnson!" A voice said from behind Johnson. He didn't recognize it at first but it distinctly was a feminine voice. He turned around and saw a familiar girl with gray hair black eyes, fair skin, and wore a loose gray shirt and black jeans. It was the girl he met at T'jo's, what was her name? Relish? No that's a type of food. Roller? No that wasn't it sounded like gorilla.

Gorilla

Gor illa

Go rilla

Illa

Godzilla!

No wait that didn't sound right.

"Hey there uh...." Johnson said still trying to remember her name. "Rilla. Rilla greybur." Rilla said looking at him dead in the eyes. "Oh right sorry I uh I kind of suck at remembering names" Johnson said rubbing the back of his neck.

"It's okay and anyway I wanted to say thank you for helping me out at T'Jo's and well.... I was hoping I could pay you back." Rilla spoke nervously

"Well you don't have to do that" Johnson said a little bit flustered "no I insist, my mother always did tell me to repay those who showed me kindness" rilla said. "Well that is a nice belief but you don't have to do this you can keep the bike and you don't have to repay me" Johnson said as he removed his hand and then pointed at rilla.

"Look I want to okay it's, it's not right for me to just to accept people's kindness and not repay them" rilla said. Johnson sighed and then shook his head. "Fine you can repay me but can you at least do it in a way where we both benefit from it" Johnson asked.

"I guess what's your idea?" rilla answered with her own question. "Want to go get lunch." Johnson answered. After a bit we see Johnson and rilla eating at T'Jo's, Johnson was chowing down on his cheeseburger as rilla simply just drink her milkshake.

"So..." Rilla said, Johnson looked up with crumbs on as he licked them off. "You said your full name was Johnson red correct?" Rilla asked. Johnson noded. "Are you perhaps related to Alexander red?" Rilla continued asking. Johnson took another bite. "Yeah he's a jackass of a father tho. You think with him being a millionaire he'd have more time to spend with his kids" Johnson stated. As he put his burger down.

"Oh I'm sorry I didn't mean to bring up any bad memories or feelings" rilla said. "It's fine it's not like I'm going to have an emotional breakdown about explaining how much of a jackass my father was." Johnson said.

There was a moment of silence between the two before Johnson noticed the necklace with a thing made of glass hanging around her neck. "So where'd you get that necklace?" Johnson asked.

"Oh my father gave it to me. The thing is supposed to change color whenever my emotions change. Right now it's pure blue which basically represents when I'm calm" rilla said. "Oh. That's interesting" Johnson said.

Once again silence returned. "Hey uh only asking this out of interest but would you want to go on a date?" Johnson asked rilla shot up from her slouched posture and was tomato red. "U-uh but we just and uh....Im pretty sure I ain't really your ty-" rilla spoke, "just. answer the question." Johnson said. Rilla took a deep breath "sure" she said.

Side story 2: clothes.

Lucius laid on his bed in his barracks with his sister. It's been an entire day after the the festival was under attack. Lucius looked at the side of him and saw his two silver axes resting there on the wall. He had just discovered his own way of using electromagnetism to regain his weapons as if they're tethered to him.

Good thing he did learn it otherwise he would have had to get to the ground head to the ashes of the two ogre hounds from the attack on the festival and then dig up through their ashes and find the axes.

But he digress now today was simply a day of relaxing. Then Xander kicked Open lucius's and blossoms door. "Morning sleep brings time to get up!" Xander exclaimed. Lucius and blossom sat up with a groan.

"What the hell is xander I thought we didn't have to go hunting today" lucius said. "And why are you even calling me I'm not even part of the hunters" blossom added.

"Oh we're not going hunting we're going shopping to get you guys your new clothing!" Xander said as the two just looked themselves.

"What's wrong with our clothes?" Lucius asked. "You call those clothes! those are rags crusty Dusty very musty rags!" Xander exclaimed the answer. "....fine. but we're not going to enjoy it" lucious and blossom said in unison.

Or vision changes to that of the mall specifically the clothes district. We see Lucius looking at a bunch of shirts and pants as well as maybe some jackets.

He found nothing of interest so far until a black shirt with a purple sword had crossed his eye. He looked at it and then took it off the rack. "Hey Xander how much is this worth I'm not very used to your money system?" Lucius asked then xander walked to Lucius with blossom behind him. Xander looked over lucius's shoulder. "That would be $20.99. so 21 bucks. And it's a good thing I got my wallet with me and good thing I get rich from this Hunter thing." Xander said.

Lucius looked at him "wait we get paid?!" Lucius shouted in confusion. Xander nodded "yep every 5 months they send in a carrier goat with a letter that has at least $500 in it. Probably enough so the goats started changing after a while specifically after the last two weeks were up but that was also during when you two were here." He spoke. Lucius sweated profusely after hearing the mention of the goats. "Wait what did happen to those goats cuz I know something had to happen to switch them out." Xander continued. Lucius continue to sweat profusely. "Well me and my sister may have may not have eaten the goats and maybe accidentally eaten the letters." Lucius said honestly

Xander just stared at him. He then face palmed.

Unbelievable

Side story 3: first date

Highway City 12:00 p.m

We see rilla in a more feminine attire. She wore a white sweater that stopped at about the connection point between her stomach and her chest. She had the sleeves rolled up and wore dark blue shorts. She also wore a pair of gray sandals.

She stood on the concrete stairs that led to her apartment has she tapped her foot slowly growing ever more impatient but the fact that her date said he'd be here 10 minutes ago.

But it was only 10 minutes he wasn't going to be late for an entire hour. Thankfully as she waited her date finally arrived parking his new hoverbike in front of the concrete stairs.

"I know I have awful timing I'm sorry I got caught up in something-" Johnson was trying to explain as he saw rilla hop on his bike and didn't seem that annoyed. "You were only late by 10 minutes I'm not going to kill you for being late for that long especially on the first date" rilla said as she hesitantly raptor arms around his waist. Johnson jumps a little bit before regaining his cool and started revving up his hoverbike and handing her a helmet.

"You might want to put that on" Johnson said, rilla nodded as she put it on and then notice the fact Johnson didn't have a helmet. "W-wait what about you? don't you need a helmet?" Rilla ask some what concerned.

"Pfffft please I rode on hoverbikes since I was like 12. I don't need no stinking helmet." Johnson said keeping up his bravado. "And besides I'm more worried about your safety rather than mine" he added.

He then kick the pedal and they drove off. As they drove rilla could feel the wind passing through her long grey hair.

Rilla continued looking around her area as she was surrounded by lights and signs passing by her. It was so, beautiful. As if they were in a technological forest. After Abit they arrived at the park. "I see you want to go with the less traditional first date spot" rill said as she stood up. "Well I was hoping we could go on a little stroll" Johnson said rubbing the back of his neck. Rilla looked at him and noded as Johnson kicked down the kickstand, he turned off the engine and took out the key as he put said key around his neck. "Now I get to keep my ride" Johnson spoke. He and rilla went through the gate that led to the park and started going down the park sidewalk simply admiring the beauty of nature.

later on during the date we see the two sitting on a bench and simply looking up at the stars. "So rilla..... I got a question for you" Johnson said. Rilla looked at him, admiring how the fact that is emerald eyes seem to Glow and that if you look deep enough there appear to be a flame inside them. "Yeah?" Rilla said. "What do you think of whenever you think of a peaceful life?" Johnson asked. Rilla thought about it. She started stroking her chin. "I honestly think a peaceful life is simply being able to step outside your house and just see the beauty of things" rilla said as she stopped stroking.

"Personally for me I think it's being able to live in a nice cabin being able to rest and just remembering the good old days and simply sitting down in your cabin and reading a book" Johnson said as his eyes sparked for a moment.

Then they simply watched the Stars. It was truly beautiful. Rilla scooted closer and Johnson took notice. He slowly wraped His arm around her and she leaned on his shoulder.

Then they looked at each other. They simply stared at each, gazing into the others eyes. Johnson leaned in and planted a kiss, on her cheek.

Date. Success!


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2 years ago
First And Last Four Panel I'll Ever Do
First And Last Four Panel I'll Ever Do
First And Last Four Panel I'll Ever Do
First And Last Four Panel I'll Ever Do

First and last four panel I'll ever do


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