Im 100% Convinced That A Henry/Henry Fusion Would Be A Horrible Mess Because Of How Similar They Are.

I’m 100% convinced that a Henry/Henry fusion would be a horrible mess because of how similar they are. Like, he would be almost mute, avoid strangers like the plague, and would work himself to death if you didn’t stop him. At least he wouldn’t be in much emotional pain since he can barely feel anything. Take care of him, Jilliam Drafton. He depends on you now.

Jilliam Drafton has already opened sixteen pizzerias and razed 5 of them in the time in took you to type this

Donation links for Sudan 🇸🇩

“Hello guys, you know that the famine in Sudan is striking really hard with horrific figures/statistics coming out everyday (2.5m ppl are expected to die by September) and the death toll reaching 10k per day So here are some ways you can help relieving the famine.” - Ze

Khartoum Aid Kitchen

Support families impacted by war

Helps feed the people in Darfur

Donate to Nuba mountains

Fund emergency rooms

not sure if someone drew this w/them already but it was too fitting

I'm multifaceted in the manner that I'm constantly online but also have no fucking clue what's happening on The Internet

Why do guys named Henry just have the worst luck in finding friends to start businesses with. like. seriously. please Henry.

if i didn’t know any better i’d say it’s like Henry Stein died in the 1960s and got reincarnated as Henry Emily only to make the exact same grievous error in judgment again

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shit wait dude that’d make such a cool au????? i might have to write this. if anyone writes this please tag me

if you’re ever in the position to choose between giving up and accepting defeat, and actually trying to fight the ancient unkillable god that is about to peel apart reality like a string cheese, remember this: scientifically speaking, you might as well give it a shot!

1.there were trees at the beginning of the world! there were trees so long ago that they predate bacteria that causes wood to decay. when a tree fell, it would lie there in stasis and there wasn’t any way of breaking down wood xylem on a molecular level in that way.

2. it seems obvious to say, but wood eating bacteria are literally incapable of comprehending what they’re breaking down. It’s just not information conciously available to a microorganism. they don’t know what they’re deconstructing, where it came from, bacteria have no way to even fathom the existence of a tree as a concept.

3. Regardless of the facts above, the world we live in today is a world where wood inevitably decomposes

it is worth fighting the unkillable god no matter how pointless it seems. it is worth taking the risk even though youre trying to accomplish something impossible. the reality in which you live was also once reality in which trees didn’t rot. You live in a reality that allows for existence before the possibility of destruction. you live in a reality where uncomprehending microbes break down matter that is so far beyond the scope of their comprehension that it feels comical to specify something so obvious. you live in a reality that occasionally allows unshakeable physical truths to be altered with no warning.

It is worth fighting the unkillable god because trees are so old they predate the source of their destruction, and it still did not spare them. It is worth fighting the unkillable god because bacteria rots unthinkingly, because there is room in our cosmos for destruction without comprehension on the part of the destroyer. It is worth fighting the unkillable god because now and then reality retracts the promise of immortality without fanfare, and when that happens there is no mercy for the ancient. the unmaking is not softer for the desecrators ignorance. for all things, existence is endless until the exact point where it ends.

so you might as well try to kill the unkillable god. it doesn’t seem likely, but at the beginning of the world, trees didn’t rot. so you never know! you never know