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Ghost: has anyone seen my top?

Price, without missing a beat: soap is in the kitchen

Price: hey, can you hand me the remote?

Nikolai: moves said remote farther away

Ghost: I’m so glad we’re friends

Soap, mid thrust: what?

Soap x Biker!ghost incorrect quote

Biker!Ghost: simply existing while filling his bike up with gas

Soap: pulling into the gas station and rolling down his window to talk to ghost

Soap: hey can I go for a ride sometime?

Biker!ghost, mildly confused: sure?

Soap, smirking: I didn’t mean the bike

Biker!ghost: 😳

Soap: 😏

Random 141 + Konig incorrect quote based on a video I saw :D

Price: walking in to find Ghost burning aroma sticks



Price: uhhh what are you doing?

Ghost: doing a sage burning ritual to clear the base of demons

Konig, while coughing and wheezing in the ground: FUCK YOU *cough* I HAVE *cough* *cough* ASTHMA YOU *cough* WHORE

Price: ….

Ghost: It’s working

König Headcannons!

- he probably joined the military because a family member he admired was also in the service and he wanted to be like them

- his music taste is as bipolar as he is, one sec he’s this big bad colonel listening to death metal, then he’s a socially awkward nerd who listens to Lana Del Ray

- totally a mamas boy, all he wants is for his mom to be happy and safe 🥺

- GINGER. HE IS A GINGER IF YOU DONT AGREE YOU ARE WRONG

- respects women so much he doesn’t go near them

- has goofy ass names for everyone in his contacts, like ghost would be “mall goth” or Soap would be “SCOTLAND FOREVER”. if he has siblings there names would be something like “crotch fruit”

- hates American football. Rugby is superior to him (same Konig. Same)

- relates to the movie, “the 40-year-old Virgin” a little too much. despite relating to that movie, he is not a virgin. He’s just very awkward when it comes to relationships and is only had one or two in his life, but neither of them were serious.

- still has the same stuffed animal he slept with as a kid on his bed to remind him of home

- naturally greasy hair, no matter how much he showers his hair always seems to be greasy

- his guilty pleasure is cheesy rom com movies (think Hallmark) and pretending he’s the main character that the pretty girl falls in love with

- loves Japanese ramen. (Definitely had a anime phase as a kid and was made fun of for it)

- He has a sort temper but usually there no heat behind his actions unless he’s in the field… then everyone in his arms reach is fucked

- mildly dyslexic, but plays it off as comedic misspellings

What instruments I think the cod men play as a band kid who plays 8 instruments

totally not bragging or anything cough cough

Also! English is not my native language, so I apologize for any grammatical errors this post might have. Feel free to correct me if needed :)

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Ghost - French horn. The saddest brass instrument in my opinion. He found one as a kid in a resale shop and bought it not realizing how hard it is to play. But over a couple of years he got it down. Bro can make a grown man cry with how he plays, it’s beautiful

Bby gurl Gaz - trumpet. This man loves early jazz music. He learnt it just so he could play some of his favorite songs. Loves Louie Armstrong

Soap - BAGPIPES!!!

SCOTLAND FOREVER!!!! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

Also plays saxophone, but the only thing he can play is careless whisper really badly to annoy ghost

Price - banjo. He plays the dam banjo so well it makes the thing sound half decent. Maybe also a bugle, but like the old American civil war ones.

Alex - after a lot of careful consideration, this man plays the bass clarinet. (If you don’t know what that is I don’t blame you) He saw someone play it and though in look funny so he learnt it as a joke but it became a way for him to destress after misssions

Konig <3 - bass guitar, he wanted to start a garage band in high school but things never work out. I feel like he also played tenor sax and trombone for his school band because his mom made him join and he actually like it

Horangi - doesn’t play any. Thought instruments were for losers. But after hearing everyone else play, he’s been considering learning electric guitar

Makarov - piano. But he only a plays classical songs from the 1800s. Most people wouldn’t believe him if he said he could play since no one has ever heard him. But don’t let the fool you, he’s almost as good as a piano player as he is a criminal

Rudy - flute. Has gotten called a homosexual because of it. One of his family members played it (probably a sister or cousin) and taught him how to play it. Despite the teasing he loves the flute and enjoys playing it.

Alejandro - literary everything. (Me to) saxophone, guitar, piano, violin, chello, trumpet, banjo. Everything. He is a natural when it comes to music.

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