Incorrect Cod Quotes - Tumblr Posts

Y/N: Hi I'm your medic and I'll be drawing your blood today, as soon as I finish this capri sun Y/N: *misses the hole four times then finally punches the straw through the side* Ghost, sweating: PRICE

Random 141 + Konig incorrect quote based on a video I saw :D

Price: walking in to find Ghost burning aroma sticks



Price: uhhh what are you doing?

Ghost: doing a sage burning ritual to clear the base of demons

Konig, while coughing and wheezing in the ground: FUCK YOU *cough* I HAVE *cough* *cough* ASTHMA YOU *cough* WHORE

Price: ….

Ghost: It’s working

Soap x Biker!ghost incorrect quote

Biker!Ghost: simply existing while filling his bike up with gas

Soap: pulling into the gas station and rolling down his window to talk to ghost

Soap: hey can I go for a ride sometime?

Biker!ghost, mildly confused: sure?

Soap, smirking: I didn’t mean the bike

Biker!ghost: 😳

Soap: 😏

Ghost: I’m so glad we’re friends

Soap, mid thrust: what?

Price: hey, can you hand me the remote?

Nikolai: moves said remote farther away

Ghost: has anyone seen my top?

Price, without missing a beat: soap is in the kitchen

Rudy: Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on you again for taking advantage of my compassionate and forgiving nature!

Alejandro: How dare you!

Hanging out at the bar

Price, jokingly: Have you considered shaving that stupid mohawk? Soap, flatout drunk and very, very serious: Have YOU considered shaving off the rat plastered to your face? Price: ...? Soap, taking a swig of his beer: Didn't think so. Soap-'hawk one, Price-rat zerooOOo! Ghost: Owned, Price. You just got owned. Soap: You're one to talk, Edgelord. Ghost: Wow.

Ghost: I cut my finger Y/N: I can kiss it so it'll get better Ghost: That works? Y/N: Yeah my mum used to do it when I was little *later* Ghost: I need you to punch me in the mouth Roach: Fucking finally

Gaz, phone recording, entering Soap's room while he's sleeping: WAKE UP SLEEPYHEAD!

Soap: ugh, what's going on?

Y/n, sitting up behind him: what the fuck man

Ghost, appearing from under the bedsheets: fuck, what time is it?

Gaz:

Overheard at the training grounds:

Ghost: Sometimes I try to sync our dreams so I can terrorise you in different dimensions.

Ghost: One day I’ll get you all.

Ghost: Don’t worry, I have a few knives up my sleeve.

Soap: I think you mean cards.

Ghost, pulling knives out of his sleeves: No, I do not.