Ghost: Has Anyone Seen My Top?

Ghost: has anyone seen my top?

Price, without missing a beat: soap is in the kitchen

Price: hey, can you hand me the remote?

Nikolai: moves said remote farther away

Ghost: I’m so glad we’re friends

Soap, mid thrust: what?

Soap x Biker!ghost incorrect quote

Biker!Ghost: simply existing while filling his bike up with gas

Soap: pulling into the gas station and rolling down his window to talk to ghost

Soap: hey can I go for a ride sometime?

Biker!ghost, mildly confused: sure?

Soap, smirking: I didn’t mean the bike

Biker!ghost: 😳

Soap: 😏

König Headcannons!

- he probably joined the military because a family member he admired was also in the service and he wanted to be like them

- his music taste is as bipolar as he is, one sec he’s this big bad colonel listening to death metal, then he’s a socially awkward nerd who listens to Lana Del Ray

- totally a mamas boy, all he wants is for his mom to be happy and safe 🥺

- GINGER. HE IS A GINGER IF YOU DONT AGREE YOU ARE WRONG

- respects women so much he doesn’t go near them

- has goofy ass names for everyone in his contacts, like ghost would be “mall goth” or Soap would be “SCOTLAND FOREVER”. if he has siblings there names would be something like “crotch fruit”

- hates American football. Rugby is superior to him (same Konig. Same)

- relates to the movie, “the 40-year-old Virgin” a little too much. despite relating to that movie, he is not a virgin. He’s just very awkward when it comes to relationships and is only had one or two in his life, but neither of them were serious.

- still has the same stuffed animal he slept with as a kid on his bed to remind him of home

- naturally greasy hair, no matter how much he showers his hair always seems to be greasy

- his guilty pleasure is cheesy rom com movies (think Hallmark) and pretending he’s the main character that the pretty girl falls in love with

- loves Japanese ramen. (Definitely had a anime phase as a kid and was made fun of for it)

- He has a sort temper but usually there no heat behind his actions unless he’s in the field… then everyone in his arms reach is fucked

- mildly dyslexic, but plays it off as comedic misspellings

Random 141 + Konig incorrect quote based on a video I saw :D

Price: walking in to find Ghost burning aroma sticks



Price: uhhh what are you doing?

Ghost: doing a sage burning ritual to clear the base of demons

Konig, while coughing and wheezing in the ground: FUCK YOU *cough* I HAVE *cough* *cough* ASTHMA YOU *cough* WHORE

Price: ….

Ghost: It’s working