They Say, In Pogtopia, The General Brawled With The Blood God, Unarmed And Without Armor.

“They say, in Pogtopia, the General brawled with the Blood God, unarmed and without armor.”

“It’s true! I was there! Earlier that same day he opposed the Blade, defending the crowd as his fireworks were turned unto them.”

*cries single tear* “Who would’ve expected anything else from The Tommyinnit!

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“That general, he’s such a diplomat!”

“Ey, he’s the one that talked Vice President Quackity onto Pogtopia’s side. Just forgave the man and gave him shelter in those caves.”

“He would.”

“And when he came back to fight for us, for L’manburg, even after exile! He truly only has the peoples best interests at heart.”

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“Our General is both a strategist and a veritable Saint, let me tell you. Saved us all back during revolution, after the final control room, with those tunnels he dug out. Gave up his most prized possessions all in the name of freedom.”

“What a man.”

*nodding* “The biggest of men.”

Do you think soldiers of L'manburg still remember Tommy as this war hero and meet at a bar and go:

"Yo I saw the general and I heard he came back to life and also killed that Green Guy two times and is good friends with the riches people of the server and the Angel of Death"

"I saw him being under the protection of a machine the warden created"

"Holy shit I heard he has a pet spider!"

"A big one?"

"MASSIVE DUDE!"

Tommy "i am so traumatised my therapist has trauma" innit but all the Slodiers only see their General that won L'manburg its freedom and are in awe of everything he does

"I heard he committed to peace now. Refusing to use the most dangerous weapons and only using low quality ones"

"And he STILL kills mobs easily!"

"I heard he is childhood friends with a powerful demon..."

"Isn't the murderous fairy of the woods also fond of him?"

"Damn."

"I saw the Angel of Death promising his aid to him..."

"You mean the guy that blew our nation up?" "Yeah"

"Mf our General is a madman! (Affectionately)"

They end up exchanging stories about how kind and badass Tommy is

Soldier 1: "He offered me some carrots when I passed by"

Soldier 2: "I heard he isn't that well of rn tho..."

Solider 1, starts crying: "He shared despite not having much himself??!!"

Are we just going to ignore that Hot Red Rainbow Dash cookie is a criminal-

She is going to rob us

She’s being so transparent about it-

She has an entire bounty guys please-

Even more

✨ F l a g B i r b s ✨

Part 1

Here

Part 3

Part 4

Haha

Those words-

I have now heard them

And just

No <3

Goodbye

Im done with this game forever-

Yooooooooo

Look at that thing his hair can do!

…fine

The game has redeemed itself

Oh my God.

It’s a wild child-

A delusional child

We’re keeping him right

Seriously, I will die for this child

He is king. End of discussion.

Ranboo: *Gives Techno picture of his possibly kidnapped son*

Techno: New lore who dis