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Graphics Teacher Quote Pt. 3 I Ran Into The Lab And Told Her Someone Was On The Phone And She Walked
graphics teacher quote pt. 3 I ran into the lab and told her someone was on the phone and she walked past me and goes “I haven’t had tequila in so long” and honestly??? a whole mood
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you know what I could also use??? some a-grade star wars fanfics I will take anything you give me I’m so ungodly bored right now and need something to read
My teacher had a mini-breakdown over one of our machines at school today and every time it broke she’d look up like she was looking into a camera with a deadpanned expression and we went over to ask if she was alright and she looked us dead in the eye and said, and I quote “I want to lay down and nap for ten years or punch something for double that and I can’t decide which one”
Mom: Ooo so have you met any boys??? do you like any boys??? are they cute??? do you have a bOyFRienD?????
My gay ass, texting my girlfriend under the table: no I most definitely do not have a boyfriend
Dave Filoni could’ve stabbed me to death and it would’ve hurt less I’m suing for emotional damages and you can’t stop me
Waiter: How are you guys doing tonight! What can I get you started with?”
Me: Mental health, financial stability, no more student loans, a healthy relationship with my parents, and life advice.
Waiter:
Me: I’ll have a water please