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shrieking AND screaming LOOK AT HIM GO OBI-WAN YOU ARE MY MENTAL-HEALTH’S ONLY HOPE
FLORENCE + THE MACHINE NEVER DISAPPOINTS SHE’S MAKING HER OWN GENDER AND I LOVE IT
When Florence Welch said 'But you need your rotten heart, your dazzling pain like diamond rings, You need to go to war to find material to sing' I felt that
SINCE WHEN IS THAT STUPID SLUG FROM STAR WARS TRENDING IS THIS WHAT I WAKE UP TO?!
WAKE UP EVERYONE FLORENCE + THE MACHINE JUST DROPPED 5 MIN OF GENDER ENVY
“coach… put me in, coach”: sid with the game-saving block | pens vs isles, 20 may 2021
not to be a bootlicker but im going feral over young gibbs in parade rest
it’s the 21st day of the 21st year of the 21st century.
you can only reblog this today.
Small memories
You’re standing in line for basketball during lunch with your best friend of six months when it happens.
The most popular boy in school calls her a word you don’t know in one breath and then says, “You’re on my team.”
She’s been waiting for nearly an hour to get called into play.. She turns on her heel and marches out of line. “I don’t want to play with you.”
You scramble after her, confused. “What? What did he say?”
She doesn’t answer you. She looks like she has a fever, eyes glassy and face flushed as she stomps up to the teacher on duty.
“Oh,” the teacher says, “Oh, he didn’t mean it. He just heard someone else say that and wants to sound cool.”
“But he called me a name,” she says. “We aren’t allowed to call people names.”
“He didn’t mean it,” the teacher repeats. “I promise.”
Your friend’s eyes aren’t glassy now. They’re very, very sharp. “Okay. He’s a fucking dickhead.”
“We do not use that language,” the teacher says. “Two wrongs don’t make a right.”
“I didn’t mean it,” she says.
The teacher’s jaw clenches. “Yes, you did. You’ve lost free time this week.”
“Does he?” she asks.
The teacher refuses to answer and pulls out the penalty notebook to write down your friend’s name.
You don’t know what’s happening, but you know that something’s gone very wrong here. You say, “You’re fucking up, teacher.” Then, when the teacher gapes at you, “What does fuck mean?”
It is the first time you get detention, on a different day than your friend.
israel is currently bombing damascus, syria in the middle of the night while the world is focused on the situation in the united states. please take the time to read through the carrd linked on this thread to spread awareness and help the syrian people in anyway you can
Charles Xavier: I have 99 problems and Erik Lehnsherr is every single one of them
Get in losers we're going to go beat the shit out of Mitch Mcconnell
Also I love bo katan so much but like, not even a week ago din rolls up and is like "you're not a real mandalorian" and she goes "you know what? I'll cut you some slack you're a part of a cult" but then the MINUTE boba fett steps into that cantina she's like "you're a fuckin disgrace" ma'am I love you but wtf
So I know we're all hyped about Luke (and rightfully so) but I cannot express the amount of *badassery* when seeing four (4) incredibly capable women absolutely tear their way through a cruise with little to no effort. The way they asked for help, offered their help, and backed each other up was phenomenal, I was grinning ear to ear the entire time. They kicked ass, I can't tell you how empowering it was to see them obliterating the entire crew like it was a Tuesday afternoon. The supremacy,,,, I bow to them, step on me.
IT IS A GOOD DAY TO BE A STAR WARS FAN OOOOOHHH MY GOD
LOKI FANS HOW WE FEELING
Listen to me,,,,, your tattoos do not have to be meaningful, they don't have to be deep or philosophical. You can get a tattoo because you think it looks wicked cool, you can get it because you think the colors are pretty, you can get it because you just like whatever it is. Anyone who tells you tattoos should only be meaningful and not badass can suck one.
Things my Bio professor has said within the first three weeks of online classes
- (taking about the blue holes in the Bahamas) “Let’s find out if I should’ve been dissolved by acid or eaten by a Lusca” (a squid/shark hybrid that’s said to live there and prey on unsuspecting swimmers)
- (on a tangent from natural selection) “I don’t really eat salmon sushimi anymore because people say they carry tapeworms, so now I eat tuna. And I really don’t care if I eat too much mercury, I’m past the reproductive age.”
- “Winnie the Pooh will always be my favorite superhero.”
- (watching a documentary) The Narrator: The water looked so clear it was tempting to take your regulator off and start breathing
Professor: Don’t do that, you don’t need a degree in biology to know not to do that
- (still talking about the blue holes) “So scientifically, it’s impossible for anything but bacteria and the occasional invertebrate to live down there, but you never know” *maniacal laugh*
- (taking about the molecular structures of carbon) “I hate teaching this, and it’s really boring, so we’re gonna connect this to fun stuff, like alcohol!”
- (talking about ethanol (alcohol) and why some people don’t have hangovers) “If you have the fast acting aldehyde dehydrogenase then congrats, you don’t have to suffer like the rest of us.”
- *absent mindedly singing the hand song from F.R.I.E.N.D.S*
- *quietly to himself* “God, I’m such a dork.”
definetly more to be added
Adhd culture is closing app #1 to find something on app #2 then dinking around until you forget about what you were looking for then going back to app#1 to try and trigger your memory as to why the hell you left in the first place