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Cardin And Faunus Labour

Cardin and Faunus Labour

Velvet Scarletina: Please sign our Faunus Labour Petition? Cardin Winchester: Go away, rabbit, I don't have time for this.

Velvet blushes but refuses to give up: Sir, please. Just a minute of your time?

Cardin getting frustrated: Bitch, who said you could touch me?

Velvet grabs Cardin's massive biceps: Don't you want to help the Faunus?

NAAAHH!

Cardin: I want the Faunus to work HARDER! Velvet flushes and sweats: Sir?

Cardin: I want them Scrolls made CHEAP!

Velvet gasps and clutches at the front of her shirt as it grows more translucent with sweat: What?

Cardin flexes his muscles: Put their squirrely hands to WORK!

Velvet goes cross-eyed as she stares at Cardin's perfectly sculpted body: Oh my God ~!

Cardin then steps close to Velvet and pushes his burnished pecs into Velvet's nose: Dust mines? I call that a mineral bath.

Velvet squeaks and futilely tries to push Cardin away: Sir~!

Cardin slams his hand into the wall beside Velvet's head: Fact that Dust ain't gonna mine itself.

Velvet squeals and uses her long bunny ears to cover her eyes: Sir!

Cardin tips Velvet's chin up and forces her to look into his eyes: Let the wage match the race.

Velvet grabs Cardin's wrist but is unable to look away and moans helplessly at how wet her shorts are becoming.

Cardin leans in and forces Velvet flat against the wall: In fact, don't pay them at all.

Velvet sobs as Cardin leans into her ears and whispers: Just do it.

Velvet leans back against the wall and hoarsely whispers: Please, think of the orphans ~!

Cardin pins Velvet's hands against the wall and luxuriates in the scent of her femininity mixed with desire and a hint of wet rabbit fur: What are they going to do, tell their parents?

Cardin then brushes the back of his knuckles across Velvet's tear-stained cheeks: If they strike? We strike. Them. Back.

Finally, unable to deny the ache in the pit of her belly and the noiseless buzz in her head, Velvet springs up and wraps her lithe body around Cardin's: Actually, the petition is FOR FAUNUS LABOR!

Cardin grins, grabs a handful of Velvet's buns, and throws her screaming over his shoulder: Well then, I'm gonna work you all night long!

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