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Yeah! Plus it would give Jaune and Blake actual dial together too!

I saw a lot people want Weiss to help Jaune deal with emotions after killing Penny, but I personaly think it would be better if Yang and Blake do it.

Weiss saw how Jaune killed Penny but i don't think she can help him with it. She can just tell others that it's Cinder's fault.

But bees...

They had expirience when they have to kill person so they really can help him + maybe we get big conversation about killing Adam after two volumes. It would be great for bees development.

Specialist Arc AU: How does Yang seduce Jaune? We seen how Glynda does it but I am curious about how out blonde dragon does it.

(Sure~!)

Jaune was walking down the hallway to his own living quarters until he heard a voice behind him.

???: Hey, Jaune!

He turned around to see the busty blonde from combat class, Yang was her name he thought.

Jaune: Oh, Ms. Xiao Long good morning!

Yang: Oh just call me Yang!

Jaune: Okay Yang, what do you need?

Yang leaned forward with her hands behind her, making sure to emphasize her chest and a contemplative look on her face.

Yang: Well, I was wondering if you wanna hang out, take a trip to Vale and have fun you know? How's that sound, handsome~?

She pressed herself against the young man.

Jaune for his part looked surprised by her offer, but before he could decline her offer, he heard another voice.

???: MS. XIAO LONG!

Immediately Yang turned around with a scared expression on her face. Jaune also looked to see who it was.

Glynda Goodwitch, and she looked angry.

Yang: sweating Hey, M-ms. G...gulp what brings you here?

Glynda: Ms. Xiao Long, do I have to remind you that flirting or anything inappropriate is not allowed in the halls?

Yang: Eh, no?

Glynda: Good, now go!

Yang: SEE YA LATER JAUNE!

And Yang bolted out of there faster than a certain specialist back in Atlas.

Glynda and Jaune watched her run for her life.

Glynda sighed and turned to Jaune.

Glynda: Have a nice day Jaune.

She left afterward while swaying her hips.

Jaune just sweatdropped.

Jaune: What just happened?

(Oh Jaune, you big, dense dork.)

Yang: scoops him up and rests his head on her bust and sits on the chair Better~? Jaune: Mmhmm.. nuzzles into heaven and falls asleep

Your favorite Jaune ship walks in to find him laid back on the chair and says, "I'm tired."

What do they say or do?

Yang:

Jaune accidentally walks in on your ship in their underwear. What is their response?

Just as Yang was about to do something that could lead her to jail, both heard a voice that sent shivers down their spines.

???: Ms. Xiao Long, what are you doing?

Both turned to see Glynda 'Double G' Goodwitch in all her terrifying glory.

Yang: Hey, M-ms. G! What's up?

Glynda: Nothing much, I was about to see two of my students about to do the deed in the hallway of all places.

Her irritated tone made them wince.

Yang: Hehehe, sorry Ms. G. We'll just go somewhere else, let's go Jaune.

Jaune: Wai-!

Jaune didn't get the chance to say anything as he was smothered by Yang's tits. But before the brawler could bolt away with her prize, she was stopped by Glynda's semblance.

Glynda: Hold it! she uses her semblance to pry the poor shota away from suffocation and let him down I'll be taking Mr. Arc to the infirmary for a medical check.

Yang: Bullshit! You just want him for your-!

CRACK!

She shut up at the sound of Glynda's crop.

Yang: grumbling Yes Ms. Goodwitch.

Glynda: Good. grabs Jaune's hand and leads him away Let's go Jaune.

Seeing he has no other choice, Jaune complied.

Later...

Jaune has no idea how this is happening to him. First, the nurse was gushing about how cute he is in the infirmary, and the second he was being tucked in bed by Ms. Goodwitch in his dorm, all the while the professor was humming a lullaby, that's actually very effective.

Every time he would say something, he'd shut up due to Glynda giving him a glare and going back to humming.

Ren was indifferent as to why this is happening and went back to meditating, Nora was fuming about how unfair it is, and he heard Pyrrha's in detention for fighting Winter Schnee.

When he fell asleep, Glynda gave him a kiss on the forehead and went away, not before giving the two other members a glare.

Glynda: Tell this to anyone; it's a month's worth of detention.

And with that, she closed the door and walked away feeling happy...

Winter chasing after Jaune Arc after being hit with dust that turn him into cute shota boi

Jaune: Mmmm...Double Ds...Double Deez nuts! HAHA!...sigh I'll just go...

Updated a little bit

SMACK! SMACK! SMACK!

Yang shuddered pleasurably while Jaune was trying his best to rearrange her twat. Her barrowed clothes slightly disheveled and her large tits on full display. She was up against wall with a blonde dork fucking her brains out.

The dork meanwhile has his face buried in her cleavage, motorboating her. His right hand was holding her left while he has a hand underneath her thigh.

Yang moaned and used her free hand to wrap around Jaune’s head, keeping him in her jugs and has her legs wrapped around his ass.

Yang: That’s right, Jaune these tiddies are yours now, play with ‘em as much as you like~

This statement only made the dork go faster, harder and make her moan louder. Yang looked at the shell-shocked Schnee with a smug expression. 

Yang: Well, Weiss looks like you had your turn~!

As soon as Yang said that, Jaune stopped motorboating her, instead he starts to suck on her breasts.

Yang: OH! That’s right~ Keep sucking for momma~!

Weiss just felt like she missed out on being desired and worshiped like that. But its too late now...

Yang: Oh, don’t be sad, Weiss! Maybe I’ll let you join in! We can have a threesome!

When she mention a threesome with his former crush, it was enough for Jaune to cum inside of Yang. With three more heavy thrusts, he did just that.

Yang moaned like cheap whore, she threw her head back in pleasure and gripped her hold on Jaune tighter. She felt his plentiful warm Arc sludge go straight into her waiting womb filling her up instantly.

Yang cooed as excess jizz flowed out of her. She pets his head like the good boy he is. Her good boy.

The blonde looks at Weiss with an inviting smile.

Yang: Well Weiss, what ya say?

Weiss: gulp

1 hour later...

Weiss squealed in delight as she was taken in a full nelson position by Jaune.

She was naked on the day she was born while Jaune started giving her hickeys. Due to her petite stature, anyone could see a bulge in her belly where Jaune's dick was.

Yang meanwhile, leaned against the wall where she got nailed with her scroll out recording Weiss getting fucked. She chuckled at the heiress' face going ahegao.

Yang: Heheheh. Posting this on CornHub~

Weiss let out one last shriek as Jaune hosed her insides full of seed. Yang absentmindedly stroked her stuffed muff.

What a great idea she had~

Added Weiss' part

Yang Wears it Better

Jaune: I-I 😳

Yang: Well VB I think I wear it better, what bout you? 😉

Weiss: Yang! What are you doing in my outfit!? 😠

Yang: Just making a point is all, well VB, how bout some fun with a Sunny Dragon instead of an icy lily's Snow Angel 😘

Weiss: Excuse you!?

Yang: Chill Weisscream, you're the one who rejected VB every other day,

Weiss: Yes! When we were in Beacon!

Yang: *Shrugs* I just figured I'd take him off your hands. After all we don't want him to go and break you. Oh yeah, and I may have stretched this out a bit ~Sorry~ Now, where were we?

Jaune: 'Gulp' >///<

Yang: Well now, why don't use that good old Arc charm on me like you did back in Beacon with our resident ice queen... Something tells me you get something a whole lot better than a rejection.

KNOCK KNOCK!

Oh No Jaune Turned Into A Little Kid!

Smol Jaune: Onee-chans please help me, I can't find my parents .. Uhh why are you all looking at me like that?

Weiss: Ara, ara~

Blake: Ara, ara~

Yang: Ara, ara~

Ruby: Awa, awa...

Yang: Close enough, Ruby.

Blake: Don't worry shota little Jaune. Us Onee-chans will help you find your parents.

Weiss: *slurp*

Yeah just follow us back to our hotel room. So we can keep you safe there.

Yang: Yeah... Who knows what kind of sick degenerates wanting to lay their hands on such a...

Soft...

Beautiful...

Supple...

Little body...(😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭)

Smol Jaune: I don't know my mommy always tell me that I shouldn't follow stranger.

Ruby: If you come us we will give you lots of toys.

Jaune: Really?! Yay! Toys, toys, toys....

Spoiler: There were no toys.

Yang: *Fiddling with robotic arm* Spatula, laser, vibra-Oh! Here we go. *Hand becomes grappling hook, before shooting it up and pulling up her and Jaune* I don't know man. These sky pirates aren't messing around. Look at the decor. *Points to a decorative skeleton*

Jaune: *In his HuntsMan persona* Oh come on, once we take down these pirates, our reputations will soar! And I'll be that much closer to the legend I am destined to become. *Visualizes himself beside his heroic family, considerably more jacked than he was*

Yang: Dude, are you having that fantasy where your family loves and respects you, and you're like super buff?

Jaune: I told you that in confidence!

Yang: I think it's cute.

Technically they were called out on it by Ironwood during his "turn to the dark side" scene, but I think it'd be more interesting if they also had the team bringing this up, as they presumably never even told Ruby or Weiss. Ren for sure should have mentioned it during his argument with Yang, as that situation was a big contributor in Ironwood turning on them.

I'm starting to wonder something.

I've always said that I dislike the scene of Yang and Blake telling Robyn about Amity behind everyone's back, but I'm starting to wonder if it was a writing misstep or if it was on purpose. Like the audience is meant to question this choice.

Jaune: Sorry Summer. Maybe there's another way to get a message across?

Summer: ... !

Ruby: *Sigh* Come on guys let's clean this... Wait a sec. The pieces spell something...

Ren: I...

Yang: ❤️

Ruby: U?

Jaune: You think it means...

_RLY: I love you...

Ren: *Smiles*

Yang: *Chuckles sadly*

Ruby: *About to cry, but stops before she is seen*

Jaune: (Thoughts) Nice one Sum-

Nora: *Starts bawling her eyes out* Mommy! You loved me after all! 😭

Jaune: … Close enough. *Holds his weeping friend close*

Ghosts Of Summer 28: Luigi Board

Jaune: What are we going to do today guys?

Yang: We could go down to Vale.

Ruby: I do need to pick up some parts and ammo.

Yang: I meant to a club or something.

ARL_: No.

Yang: Whatever.

Ren: We do need to complete that assignment for Prof. Port's class.

AR_Y: No.

Ren: I tried.

Jaune: Why don't we-

Nora: *Bursts through the door* What you doing?

Ren: Discussing what we're going to do today.

Nora: Let's talk to ghosts!

Summer: !!!

Jaune: *Nervous* T-talk to ghosts? Don't be ridiculous, you can't do that.

Nora: Yeah you can! With this luigi board!

Ren: You mean a ouija board?

Nora: Nah, I'm pretty sure it's name is Luigi and I ask you to respect his name prefrences.

Ren: ...

Ruby: What's a luigi board?

Yang: You remember that horror movie we watched together last year on your birthday?

Ruby: No.

Yang: Well you did run off five minutes in so that makes sense.

Ruby: I-I didn't run off. I just... had to... do some maintenance...

Yang: Right.

Ren: It's supposed to let you communicate with spirits, but it's really just a board and a shiny rock. In order to really communicate with the spirits you must-

Nora: Yeah yeah yeah, do you guys want to talk to ghosts or what?

Ruby: Sure.

Yang: It's not like we have anything better to do.

Ren: We do, but you aren't going to stop until we do, so alright.

Jaune: Okay, I guess.

Jaune: *Whispering* Do you think that will actually work?

Summer: I have no idea. Might as well try I guess.

***One Luigi setup later***

Nora: Now you just put your hands here and the ghost will use this stone to spell out a message.

Summer: Huh, I actually can move it a little.

Yang: I think it's doing something.

Ruby: It's moving!

Nora: What's it spelling out!?

Ruby: Y

Yang: O

Nora: U

Ruby: R

Yang: M

Nora: O

Ruby: M

Jaune: Your mom?

_RLY+N: MOM!!!???

_RLY: ...

Ruby: Wait, you mom's...

Ren: Deceased, yes.

Ruby: Ms. Ghost, could you be a bit more spe-

Nora: *Smashes the table and destroys the board* THAT'S FOR ABANDONING ME ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD DURING A GRIMM ATTACK YOU BITCH!!!

Jaune: *Sighs* So close.

(R)WBY: *Standing wide eyed in their doorway*

Jaune: *Sitting at the edge of a bed, looking short of breath*

Ruby: *On floor between Jaune's legs, a white substance covering her face*

Ruby: Uh...

Ruby: Could I get like... five minutes to think up a good explanation?

Nora: *Riding in shopping cart* Faster. Faster you beast!

Jaune: *Pushing cart* This is as fast as goes Nora. It has a messed up wheel.

Yang: And a lot of junk in the trunk.

Nora: More to push!

Jaune: Yes, Nora.

Nora: You love it~

A purple fireball crashes before Ruby and Yang. It explodes in a spectacle of awe and power. From it, reveals a knight clad in black and white armor, gold accents strewn around. A blood red sash flaps in the wind from his waist as he looks up to the sisters, whom immediately put their guard up, unsure what the knight will do or say first.

GrimmKnight!Jaune: *Wheezes in pain, his armor still letting off smoke from the fireball he came out of* My inside's are on fire!

Ruby: Uh... You good?

Yang: If not, I'd say we keep it that way.

Jaune: *Groans as he straightens himself* Yeah. Yeah I'm totally good.

Ruby: 😑 Nice recovery.

Jaune: What was that?

Ruby: Nothing!

Jaune: Well, in that case, hello children! Queen Salem said that I can't get back on my PS5 until I capture the silver-eyed girl, so lets get this over with quickly, eh?

Ruby: There's a PS5?!

Jaune: Yeah! How did you not-wait...

Jaune: (Thoughts) This means the girl's uncultured. Oh, we're gonna have some fun here. 

Jaune: Y'know, I bet beating you chumps isn't even gonna be a big challenge!

Ruby: Why's that?

Jaune: Because I was the only one in the queen's crew who was able to take on Lord Bofa.

Ruby: Bofa?

Yang: *Groans* Oh no.

Jaune: *Sinister laugh* Bofa Deez Nuts! 

With a wave of his now glowing sword, the knight unleashes a wave that knocks our heroines off their feet. His laughter rings across the battlefield, much to the annoyance of the sisters.

Jaune: Oh man. I haven't faced huntsmen this weak since Saw Con!

Yang: Ruby wai-!

Ruby: What is Saw Con!?

Jaune:

Wow... Let me just say, before you possibly read this, this was originally just another copy pasted rwby quote shitpost thing like I usually do. Said copy pasted quote will hopefully be more obvious near the end. But then, as I was writing, I just kept going, and going, and going, and going, until a hour in I realized, I was still going. But, I had already written most of it, so I thought I may as well finish it. 

I don’t really know how many will like, or even care about this, but I hope the ones that do enjoy the read. It’s pretty rough not gonna lie, don’t got anybody to beta-read this. I’ll probably not do something this again, except possibly on a random whim out of nowhere, much like this. Either way, I stalled long enough. 

Behold what happens when an idea expands further than intended with no certainty about the quality!

Atop a lonely single tower, sat a princess. For an almost undermined amount of time, this one room was all that she knew. All that she could exist in. At one side sat her her handmaiden, currently making the room as clean and neat as she could. The girl was a cat faunus about her age, with long black hair and vibrant amber eyes, along with cute little cat ears atop her head. The two weren’t particularly close, the girl seemed to hold a quiet distain for the princess if anything. Not that the princess could blame her, seeing as her family practically enslaved her and forced her to work for the princess. On the other side were two guards, perched in front of the door to the room, her only means of leaving. Before her was but a single window, perched up to allow her at least some connection to the outside. She brushed her silky white hair as she looked out at the world, wishing longingly to be apart of it. All that she knew about the outside came from books her handmaiden leant to her occasionally. 

While many were rather fantastical, leaving her to believe them to be fiction, there were also tales of numerous knights and heroes who could certainly exist. Her favorite, certainly being the story about the Rusted Knight. While many were uncertain about his actual appearance, some accounts claimed him to be rather handsome. Others would even state to have gotten the chance bed him, claiming him to be a rather well-endowed and... virile lover. Oh, how she wished she could be part of his tales. Rescued from her lonely tower by him, giving her the chance to not only explore the world, but take back and restore her kingdom, as well as her family name, from her bastard of a father. Perhaps this would also be enough for the knight to feel he has redeemed himself, and settle down. ‘Preferably with me...’ The princess thought, a red tinge arising on her cheeks as she imagined the knight taking her, and blessing her with many heirs. A sigh left her mouth as her imagination died down, revealing her cage once more. As much as she wished she could escape into her mind and leave this world behind, she couldn’t ignore where she was. Her fantasy was just that. A fantasy. One she couldn’t hope to leave from.

However...

Just as her hope was nearly diminished, the subtle sound of a horn ran through the air. This surprised the princess out of her stupor as wondered where that sound came from. Then she heard it again. Louder this time. As she listened in closer, her head almost fully out the window, she could make out yet another sound. A sound of collective stomps upon the ground, getting louder and louder with each step. A march. And upon the third horn, she could just barely fully recognize the sound, as well as it’s significance. And her worries were confirmed, as but a minute later, she could make out a large army making their way to her tower. Knights clad in all sorts of iron armor, brandishing weapons from swords and shields, to spears, to even mases. The princess could feel her heart begin to race, wondering just what they could want. Money perhaps? Maybe they’re here just for the thrill of a battle? Art they perhaps here for... her?

The princess did her best to steady her breathing, knowing she must look at this situation calmly, and vigilantly. She looked over the army, spying out any potential weak spots she could make out from her high vantage point. What she found however, had changed the course of her approach. As she scoped through the army, she saw one knight in the front, seemingly leading the rest behind him. That alone didn’t really catch her attention. What did, was the giant jackalope he was riding. There was also the man’s armor. The white plating with gold lining alone was attention grabbing, none could ignore the clear rust that covered every inch of the armor. If that wasn’t enough, the princess could make out one more thing. His shield held a rather familiar crest, that of two crescent moons. A gasp left her mouth as she comprehended just who this man was.

“The Rusted Knight!” She exclaimed, much to the confusion of her two guards, whom seemed to have spent more time leering at her beauty than noticing the army at their doorstep.

Looking away from her however, they quickly realized the situation, fear clearly emanating off them. It appears they wouldn’t have to worry however, as a large number of the guards stationed at the tower quickly left to fend off the approaching army. The two guards let out a sigh of relief, believing themselves to be safe from the upcoming carnage. The princess however was quite horrified at the display.

“What art they doing? Do they not knoweth whom they are up against? You must telleth to them to retreat or surrender! Before they all lose their lives!” She shouted at the guards.

The however brushed this off, believing their men to be of a superiors caliber. And if they were not, they’d at least by the two guards time to escape. Hearing this disgusted the princess, not believing the audacity these two portrayed. Not only ignoring an order from their princess, but also condemning their comrades to die. And yet, considering the attitude, as well as the degenerate behavior all her guards have portrayed in her time here, she shouldn’t be surprised. A guard had suddenly burst into her chambers in a state of clear panic. The two standing by the door look at him perturbed, wondering what was the alarm. Quickly trying his best to recollect as his thoughts, he stands front and center. “One of the soldiers outside has breached the tower!” He shouted, the shock of all in the room. Looking out at the continuing battle however, something had caught her eye. Or rather, something missing.

Where had the Rusted Knight gone?

The sound of a slam had rang through the room, turning the heads of all present to the double-door entrance to the chamber. Another slam against the door could be heard, nearly knocking it off it hinges. The two had attempted to put their guard up for whoever was coming, however, they didn’t expect both doors to violently fly open smashing them into the wall. The princess gasped as she watched their broken bodies slump to ground, a trail of blood leaking onto the floor. Looking back towards the door, she was nearly blown away at the sight of their trespasser. Before her stood nonother than the Rusted Knight himself. However, his trek up there had clearly been a trying one, as his chestplate had been slashed and torn apart, revealing his rather broad and muscled chest. With scratches and slight blood sprinkled about, there was no fat or softness that could be spotted from his rippled pecs, all the way down to his tight abs. Looking even lower however, she could see a light outline of what appeared to be his... manhood bulging from his pants. The stories clearly did not do him justice.

The princess could feel her bodies temperature raise at the sight, feeling the need to cool off any way she could. She undid her bolero, dropping to the ground. A soft, sensual moan left her lips as she could feel the cold air from the snow brush up against her now bare shoulders. The coldness failed to cool her off however, it only building up.

Without a second to waste, the Rusted Knight unsheathed his fabled broken sword. Now, many would immediately brush this off as a rather foolish plan. The Rusted Knight however, had built up a legend for a reason. Quickly, he flung his blade directly toward the last guard with blinding speed. The guard didn’t even know what hit him until it was already too late. The blade pierced right through his armor and pinned him right up against the wall. The force of which had nearly blown the princess away, the princess could only moan as she felt the hem of her dress be torn off in the process. She could only imagine how flushed her face must be as she took a look at her now torn dress, making her appear to be not but a harlot.

“Lady Schnow,” A deep voice penetrated through the knight’s rusted helmet. Reaching up, he began to lift his helmet up, much to the shock and anticipation of the princess. A small breath of surprise left her as she gazed upon his face. Before her was man hardened through many battles and hardships. She didn’t know his age, but could guess he was about ten years her elder. Her eyes lingered on his soft-looking, dirty-blonde hair, a few white strands strewn about. There was also his long beard, the thought to run her fingers through it briefly passing through her mind. The most enchanting thing about him however, was his eyes. A beautiful sapphire blue, as clear and as wonderous as the sky itself. Behind them, she could feel a piercing gaze looking straight through her soul.

Dropping his helmet to the ground, the knight began to make his way over to the princess. Standing before her, she is forced to acknowledge his dominating height over her, being a full head taller. “I... am John of the Ark Clan.” Said the now revealed John, taking the princess’ hands into his own as he looked down at her. “Legend of your beauty hath traveled ‘cross the sea.” He stated as he raised a hand to her. Brushing a loose strand off her face, the knight gently caresses her cheek with back of his knuckles, the princess failing to resist shuddering at the action. The heat in her neither region was becoming too much to handle. She desperately needed to sate this desire bubbling up inside of her. The princess knew succumbing to this... brute, would most surely be unbecoming of someone of her status. As well as be something her father would most certainly disown her for. But then again...

She never was particularly a daddy’s girl.

The princess took one more good long look at the man before her, her eyes once again rest on his bulge. She subconsciously bit her lower lip as she brought a finger up to her cheek, giving the knight a rather coy look. She subtly moved her finger over to his bare chest, dragging it down teasingly slow. “And legend of your... longsword, hath traveled here~” She sensually claimed, emphasizing her sentence by grabbing ahold of his “sword”. A gasp left out of the knight, not expecting the princess to so... forward. Unsure what to think at first, the knight gazes down at the princess with growing arousal, a gaze  she happily returns.

“Lady... Thy boldness” He stated, before immediately being silenced by her pressing a finger to his lips. 

“Shusheth!” She shouted. The heat was now unbearable. It must satisfied here and now. And with the growing hardness she is now feeling in her hand, she knew exactly how to do it. There was but a moment of silence between the two, neither moving, or talking. That moment of calm was almost instantly broken however, as the princess immediately leapt into the knights arms, wrapping her legs around his waist. Holding her up by her tight and supple posterior, the two quickly came together for a deep sensual kiss. Their tongues collided in a lustful clash, neither letting up or backing down both as tried to dominate the other.

As this went on, the knight subtly steps closer and closer towards the princess’ large bed. Losing patience however, he leapt them both into the air, crashing down on top the bed, the princess now underneath him. As the two continued their competitive lust-filled kiss, they began disrobing one another, stripping the other of any possible blocks from their body. While this went on however, both neglected to realize not only was the princess’ handmaiden still in the room, but was now watching as the two continued to give in to their base, carnal desires. Completely ignoring her prescience. Instead of feeling awkward however, the faunus couldn’t help but feel her own arousal building at the display. Slowly, she subconsciously reached her hand beneath her skirt, watching them finally rip off every article of clothing they had. 

The knight and princess looked down at one another as they finally separated for a breather, both breathing heavily as they gazed into one another's eyes. The princess let out a gasp as she felt a hot object rub against her naked entrance. Looking down at said object, the blush on her face got even hotter. Gazing back into John’s eyes, she felt like the two didn’t even need words to understand one another. He knew what she wanted. She knew what he wanted. And they both knew the other knew. Princess Schnow looked up at John with a sultry smile, feeling him about to claim her womanhood for himself.

“John of the Ark Clan!-”

Weiss: Wonder me with your massive knightly-!

Yang: Woah woah! Slow your roll there!

Weiss: *Looks up from her story at her team* What’s wrong?

Ruby: Weiss, you never said your story was... f-filthy.

Weiss: Uh, because it isn’t. This is a historically accurate medieval tale... with slight erotic undertones. 

Yang: Oh, there were no slight undertones in the end there.

Weiss: Well, surely you lack the ability to look underneath the surface, as expected from someone as unrefined as you.

Yang: *Quirks an eyebrow* Ok miss refine, tell me this. Why is this story about how you wanna bang Jaune?

Weiss: Excuse me?

Yang: What, I thought that much was pretty obvious.

Weiss: Clearly you thought wrong. This story is about the beautiful princess, Lady Schnow of the Atlesian Kingdom, and the her rescue by the graceful, gentle... *Blushes* skillful hands of the Rusted Knight, John of the Ark Clan. Where did you pick up that it was me and Jaune.

Yang: ... Ok, so there’s a princess?

Weiss: Yes.

Yang: With long white hair, and is called Lady Schnow?

Weiss: Uh huh.

Blake: And there is a rusted knight that has blonde hair with blue eyes?

Weiss: Right.

Ruby: And is named John?

Weiss: ... So there may be some superficial similarities.

Yang: *Rolls her eyes, deciding to give up before she gets a headache*

Blake: Why am I a handmaiden watching you two on the side?

Weiss: First of all, you think just because you both are cat faunus with long black hair, and amber eyes, and collect books must mean I based her off you? Conceited much?

Blake: I’m being conceited here?

Weiss: Second of all, it helped to add to the fiery passion built up in that scene.

Blake:  And a faunus handmaid because...?

Weiss: Historical accuracy.

Yang: Alright, I think Ruby and I had our fill for the day. *Grabs Ruby’s hood and begins dragging her out*

Weiss: But I haven’t finished yet. I was just about to get to how Lady Schnow undoes John’s pants to reveal-

Yang: Later!

Ruby: B-but I wanna-!

(Slam!)

Weiss: *Sighs in defeat and prepares to pack away her story. Only to see Blake having not moved from her seat*

Weiss: Oh, you’re still here?

Blake: Yeah. I actually want to hear where this goes. *Casually settles in her seat* Continue.

Weiss: *Smiles* Glad to see someone in this team has taste. *Clears her throat as she resumes, only just scratching the surface of her depraved tale*

Jaune: You know, you guys didn’t have to bring me along on your honeymoon. 

Nora: Aw, it was no issue Jaune. Right Ren? *Holds onto Rens arm*

Ren: Of course. Afterall, it was the least we could do after forgetting your birthday.

Jaune: It wasn’t that bad. Besides, you guys were busy preparing for your wedding, so it wasn’t your faults you forgot.

Nora: Either way, we thought you could enjoy the sights while we did some... newlywed activities. *Giggles like a child, still excited from their recent union*

Jaune: *Chuckles at Nora as he sets down their bags* Well, I guess all I can say is thanks. I’m gonna go grab the last of the luggage. You two just kick back and relax, alright?

Ren: Much appreciated Jaune. *Nods as he and his wife hold one another close, about to close in for a kiss*

Jaune: *Before leaving, he remembers something and pulls out an odd envelope from his pocket* Oh yeah, Ren, I almost forgot, this came in the mail before we left.

Ren: *Raises an eyebrow as he takes the envelope, opening its contents right as Jaune leaves the room*

Nora: Ooh~ That must be our marriage license.

Ren: Nora, this isn’t a marriage license. It’s a... restraining order?

Nora: *Shocked* Oh nuts! I was in such a rush I just grabbed the first form I saw and filled us both in.

Ren: It says we can’t be within... 25 yards of one another.

Nora: But 25 backyards is like... A lot! We got to get this fixed right away!

Ren: Nora, we need to file this to court if we wanna cancel it. And that may take a few days.

Nora: But... Our honeymoon. If we leave, we can’t enjoy it here. We’ve been looking forward to this for months.

Ren: I’m sorry, but unless we wanna risk breaking the law... again, there’s not really any other option.

Nora: No! I refuse! There’s gotta be something we can do to at least enjoy our honeymoon here, without getting in trouble, and until we can get this restraining order sorted out.

Jaune: *Kicks door open before coming in the rest of the luggage* Whew! Got the rest of the luggage guys! Anything else you two need before I head out?

Nora: ...

Ren: ...

RN: *Nod at one another*

Nora: Oh Jauney~ Do you think you could do us a big, BIG, favor?

Jaune: 🤨 ?

(Morning)

Nora: *Eating a nice stack of  chocolate chip pancakes*

Jaune: *Pops in with a bouquet of pink lotus flowers*

Nora: *Smiles as she takes them, waving outside the window to Ren, whom is currently doing some yoga*

(Afternoon)

Ren: *Driving a jet ski through ocean*

Nora: *Laughs joyously as her and Jaune water ski, her sitting atop his shoulders*

Jaune: *In absolute agony, trying his best to keep his balance, hold up Nora, and not vomit from the speed they were going*

(Evening)

Ren: *Ballroom dances with Jaune before releasing him with a spin*

Jaune: *Miraculously maintains his spin as he elegantly makes his way to Nora*

Nora: *Catches him before dropping him down onto the floor in an attempt to dip him*

(Night)

We see Jaune in bed with someone, sweat dripping down his body as he thrusts wildly into them from above. The creaking sound of the bedframe could be heard 5 rooms over, the frame threatening to fall apart with each thrust, as well as the feminine wails of pleasure from his partner. This stops, as with one last push, the two let out loud sensual moan as they climax together, Jaune grinding himself as deep as he could as he filled them to the brim. Sliding himself out, Jaune moves over to the side of the bed, catching his breath before grabbing and pulling up his pants.

Jaune: So... Like that?

Ren: *Pants in exhaustion as he sits himself up* Yes... Just like that. Nora will love it. So don’t keep her waiting.

Jaune: *Sighs* Hope my aura’s ready this. *Stands up and cracks his back before rushing off to go break out Nora’s*

Ren could hear his footsteps as Jaune made his way over to the guestroom, where Nora had been patiently waiting. The rooms here had such thin walls, he wouldn’t be surprised if Nora had heard every bit of him and Jaunes passionate fornication. In fact, he wouldn’t be surprised if that only aroused her more.

Nora: Took ya long enough! Now come to mama fearless leader~ 

Ren lets out a small smile as he hears Jaune and Nora quickly begin their own bout of sexual intercourse, sounding just as wild and passionate as his own, if not more so. A yawn escaping his mouth, Ren decides it’s time to get some shut eye, excited to see what the next day brought them. Afterall...

That was just the first day of their honeymoon.

(2 Weeks Later)

RWBY: *Waiting by the bullheads to greet the newlyweds once they returned*

Ruby: *Eye widened as her friends came into view* Hey, there they are!

Yang: It’s about time. *Squints her eyes in confusion* Wait, why are those two standing so far apart from one another?

Blake: *Shrugs* Beats me. Looks like they enjoyed their time though.

Yang: *Smirks* How much you wanna bet it’s because they spent most of it breaking in their bed?

Weiss: Do you have to make everything so vulgar Yang?

Yang: Jeez Weissy, it’s just a joke. No need to be such a pru... Is Vomit Boy ok?

Blake: He looks like he’s been drained of every ounce of vitality he had.

Ruby: You think Ren and Nora had him do a lot of work for them?

Before they could continue, they watch as Jaune collapses onto the ground. The team quickly rushes over to their friend, wondering if he was alright. They come across Ren and Nora, having not moved to check on their leader for some reason, instead lower their heads in grief for their fallen teammate.

Ren: He was a good man.

Nora: *A tear fall down her cheek* And virile lover.

Ren: ... Yes.

RWBY: *Looks at the two in confusion, no clue as to what was even happening... that is until one of them happened to remember something*

Yang: ... Wait. Does this have something to do with joke restraining order I sent you?

Yang: Hey Jaune? This bra isn't mine... What's going on?

Jaune: ...

Past!Jaune:

Jaune: ... I'm cheating on you

Jaune: *Leaving Yangs House* Alright, see you later, Alligator.

Yang: *Chuckles* After a while, Crocadile.

Jaune: *Also chuckles* Okie-dokie Artachokie.

Yang: *Keeps chuckling* Alright, time to go, Buffalo.

Jaune: *Chuckles harder* I'm out the door, Dinosaur.

Yang: Hang loose, Mongoose.

Jaune: ...

Yang: You know what I mean, Jelly-bean?

Jaune: ...

Yang: *Smirks and turns to walk away*

Jaune: Take care... Teddy-bear.

Yang: *Glares* Bye bye, Butterfly.

Jaune: Too-da-loo, Kangaroo.

Yang: Hit the road, Jaune.

Jaune: Oh, that one doesn't rhyme!

Yang: No, Jaune. I'm telling you to get out of my house.

Jaune: Oh, okay.

Yang: *Chatting with Weiss*

Ruby: *Runs into room* Yang! Yang! You've got to see this funny faunus trait Jaune has!

Yang: *Shoo's her away* Now now Ruby, the adults are having a conversation.

Ruby: Suit yourself. *Shrugs and runs off*

Yang: So like I was saying...

Ruby: *From other room* Red rocket! Red rocket Jaune!

Yang: *Sudden realization before immediately leaving* Ruby no!

Weiss: ...

Weiss: Am I not allowed to have a relatively normal day?

Jaune: Ruby, it's alright. Your... assets simply lie elsewhere.

Ruby: Oh yeah? Where?! *Hits table in frustration, causing a plate of cookies to fall over*

Ruby: Ah nuts! *Quickly turns and bends over to pick them up*

Jaune: 😳

*Thump!*

Yang: Hm? Did you just bump the table with your leg?

Jaune: You could say that, yes.

The Bigger Win

Yang: Ha! I win~!

Ruby: Grrrr! So what I have small boobs! Jaune doesn’t like me because I have a big boobs; He likes me for my adorable personality~!

Yang: True, but I can get him hard in a minute without touching him with these girls. Can you do that?

Ruby: …

Ruby: Jaune, that’s not true is it?!

Jaune: Let’s just say I’m sitting down, behind this table for a reason. Okay?

Yang: Ha, that’s one for me~!

Ruby: Ahh nuts…