So I Commented On A Thread In The KF Subreddit About The Roof Glitch (where You Can Glitch To The Roof

So I commented on a thread in the KF subreddit about the roof glitch (where you can glitch to the roof of KFAM, pretty cool glitch) and someone recognized my Reddit username from an earlier post and was like

Commenter: wow you must really like this game, I see you everywhere on this subreddit

And I was just like

Me: if like two pieces of fanart and some discussion threads is “really liking” this game, my tumblr would convince you I’m nuts

There are two sides to me

The first side wants to write a Marie and reader insert Oneshot where the reader is sitting her down and giving her some much needed therapy and convincing her that there are other ways to heal instead of murder, changing history

The second side wants to write a Marie and reader insert Oneshot where it’s just nsfw. Like fuck it have some kisses before you go off on killing spree. you’re gonna kick ass, beautiful

The answer to your prior dilemma of wanting to write two different fics has a simple and easy answer.

Write both.

See I know this

But then the question stands-

Which first????

I hope chicken nugget got counseling in prison. Given the time period and the opinions on law and justice practices in the us, that’s doubtful, but I’m gonna pretend he did because he needs so much therapy. He just needs someone to tell him that what happened wasn’t his fault, his mom was a (however unintentional) manipulative abuser who was too ill to be a parent, and that it was not his job nor his responsibility to fix her. Like yes okay he was complicit in what happened and perpetrated many crimes himself but he was under the impression he was doing the right thing because it’s what his mom always said would fix her problems and he was being tortured seeing her so upset all the time he just wanted to make her happy. He loved her so much and looked up to her so much he would do literally anything for her. He could not see how messed up she was- I mean he could see she was clearly upset and wanted vengeance but he could not see that her method of “healing” was not effective and completely inappropriate.

Like he needed so much fucking therapy. Just…. All the therapy.

I do not know why but George’s accent flip flops from transatlantic to Appalachian in my head and idk which I like more. Obviously a transatlantic accent doesn’t really exist naturally, it’s faked for TV, but that’s the tv they had at the time. Idk I can hear him talking like a black and white film character and also wendigoon there is no in between

Not a SOUTHERN accent mind you, an Appalachian accent specifically

Cuz like can you IMAGINE if George rocks up to gallows creek one day like “hi my names George I’m from Kentucky” and Marie’s country music loving self is like

“WELL HELLO SAILOR”

So one thing about me is I REALLY like hurt/comfort and I like thinking about sad things and then thinking about how those things would be resolved.

So I was doing my nails (see below) for the anniversary and thinking about poor Marie grieving George’s death and I was getting really sad to the point of tears and so I was like “aight how is this resolved, how would she be comforted?” And I was like

She wouldn’t be.

I was crying at my fucking desk thinking about someone else grieving and then I had the realization “I can just stop thinking about it cuz it’s fictional and carry on with my night. Marie would have no escape from that pain and no one to turn to for healing. Her parents didn’t give a fuck about George. Peggy was too young to understand what was happening (the way she talked about the event in game makes it seem like most of her knowledge/feelings on the matter are from her adult self looking back at that time, NOT her feelings as a child) and offer relevant support. The town all thought she was crazy. Then she was completely isolated. She had no one to take the pain away.

See this is why I need the fix it au because my sanity can’t handle a few minutes of a FICTIONAL SCENARIO