A While Ago I Read A Post About Bruce Using Weird Punishments Instead Of Corporal Punishments For His

A while ago I read a post about Bruce using weird punishments instead of corporal punishments for his kids so today I would like to submit my childhood punishment

Standing with your nose to the wall

This is especially effective on Dick because it is super boring and he can’t really move or see what’s going on but all the kids hate it

hi did you know that ancient mesopotamians buried their dead under the floors of their own houses to always be close to them? i can't write a poem about this but by god i will write a master's thesis

This came to me in a dream

Dick, 17, sitting at the bat computer working on a case: hey Jason, can you grab me a snack from the kitchen?

Jason, 11, chilling out in the cave after training: no get it yourself

Dick, about to pull the ultimate older brother move: I bet you can’t do it in under two minutes

Jason, already standing up: screw you I totally could

Dick, taking out his phone: I’ll time you

The main problem I have with trying to talk Batman with my siblings is that we have all seen Batman but non of us have seen the same stuff. My younger brother has seen teen titans, my older brother has seen Batman: the animated series and Batman beyond and I’ve seen part of young justice, part of the 2004 the Batman show, Wayne family adventures and way too much fanfic. Even if we all wanna talk about dick Grayson we’re all talking about a different dick or Bruce or whoever. There is no winning.

Watching MAwS with my straight bestie is super fun bec she is like damn that Kansas boy is fine! (She’s not wrong) and gets really excited whenever he does something cute with Lois.

Meanwhile my dumbass is on the other side of the couch freaking out bec not only is Lex Luthor a twink but he also has hair