A While Ago I Read A Post About Bruce Using Weird Punishments Instead Of Corporal Punishments For His

A while ago I read a post about Bruce using weird punishments instead of corporal punishments for his kids so today I would like to submit my childhood punishment

Standing with your nose to the wall

This is especially effective on Dick because it is super boring and he can’t really move or see what’s going on but all the kids hate it

Me microdosing my bestie with DC content so I have someone to talk to

This came to me in a dream

Dick, 17, sitting at the bat computer working on a case: hey Jason, can you grab me a snack from the kitchen?

Jason, 11, chilling out in the cave after training: no get it yourself

Dick, about to pull the ultimate older brother move: I bet you can’t do it in under two minutes

Jason, already standing up: screw you I totally could

Dick, taking out his phone: I’ll time you

The main problem I have with trying to talk Batman with my siblings is that we have all seen Batman but non of us have seen the same stuff. My younger brother has seen teen titans, my older brother has seen Batman: the animated series and Batman beyond and I’ve seen part of young justice, part of the 2004 the Batman show, Wayne family adventures and way too much fanfic. Even if we all wanna talk about dick Grayson we’re all talking about a different dick or Bruce or whoever. There is no winning.

Invite a friend to come over. Leave your front door unlocked, leave your phone on the table and climb out of your window. When they show up to your place, just sit quietly nearby and observe. See if they try the door. The door is unlocked. If they go in, wait a few minutes. Come home like normal. Act spooked that they're there. Demand to know what the fuck they're doing in your house. Act confused by their claim that you invited them, and point out that your phone was at home this whole time. They could have sent those messages to themselves from your phone to invite themselves over.

It's your word against theirs and you both have the same defense: nobody normal would do that for no reason.

IF ANYONE FICS THIS LMK IMMEDIATELY

need one of those ‘JL finds out about all the robins/batman’s assorted children’ but instead of the shock being that uper cool mysterious blüdhaven vigilante nightwing gets dad hugs from the fucking batman, he absolutely blesses the man out to kingdom come…

and everyone is waiting with baited breath just for batman fucking argues BACK and it’s PERSONAL

“AT LEAST I HAVEN’T ALMOST KILLED EVERY ONE OF MY CHILDREN AND FUCKED UP THEIR LIVES!!”

“THAT’S NEVER GOING TO HAPPEN TO BEGIN WITH BECAUSE YOU’VE FUMBLE EVERY SINGLE BAD BITCH YOU HAVE HAD A SHOT WITH!!”

the entirety of the jl still at the table: