Nya:If You Guys Could Describe Yourselves With A Pokmon Move, What Move Would It Be?

Nya:If you guys could describe yourselves with a Pokémon move, what move would it be?

Jay:Thunderbolt!

Cole:Rock Tomb!

Kai:Flamethrower!

Zane:Self Destruct.

Silence.

Lloyd:...Solar Beam?

Zane:If you can’t handle me at my worst, then you don’t deserve me at my worst.

Cole:Isn’t the saying “if you can’t handle me at my worst, then you don’t deserve me at my best?”

Zane:The worst is all I can offer anymore.

Lloyd:Zane, no.

I'm about to tell y'all a little story.

I have the Sims 4. I made three households, one for my OCs, one for Ninjago (Cole, Zane, Kai, Jay, Lloyd and Nya because I haven't watched the show in a while) and one for Marble Hornets (only the main boys because despite watching the series a couple times over my brain refuses to absorb any information about anybody else). But we're gonna focus on the Ninjago and the Marble Hornets households. Now, to make sure you don't get confused, Jay W. is for Jay Walker AKA Jay Ninjago and Jay M. is for Jay Merrick. Anyway, since Jay W. didn't have a job at the time, I sent Jay W. to the bar and who did he run into?

That's right, Jay M. I decided that it would be cute to have them become friends! You know, because they share a first name! So I made them talk, they took a selfie together and when Jay W's stats were dropping, I sent him back home.

After that, Jay M. kept calling Jay W. to visit. And I decided one day...

"Hey, wouldn't it be funny to have them date? Just two Jays against the world!"

And so I made them flirt, Jay W. took Jay M. on some stellar dates and after they were finally soulmates I made Jay W. propose. What started out as a fun crack ship really started to win my heart over. I built an entire marriage location for them! Well, I had to label it a museum for them to have their wedding there, but that's besides the point. I decided to keep the households separate because I didn't want Jay W. to leave the Ninjago household but I also didn't want Jay M. to leave the Marble Hornets household. Anyway, thanks for reading about my Jay on Jay love story (wasn't a story at all, really...)

If you know anything that the two Jays have in common, I'd love to hear it!

Zane:Cole?

Cole:Yeah?

Zane:If there was a boulder about as tall and as heavy as me, how far do you think you could throw that boulder?

Cole:I dunno, pretty far? Why?

Zane:Oh, nothing, nothing...

(brief instance of silence)

Zane:Now, hypothetically speaking, could you throw said boulder in the vague direction of the ocean—

Zane, in the group chat at midnight: How does it feel to have flesh?

Lloyd:????? good??

Jay:squishy.

Cole:jay, no.

Kai:natural???

Zane:Good. Enjoy it. While you can.

*3 minutes later*

Nya:Zane, WTF???

Ayo, just realized something

So y'all know how Jay's old design had his eye brow cut, right?

What if it wasn't from an accident or whatever, but because he had a mental breakdown?

(i assume that's what happens when one mentally breaks down)

(me? i just shut off the emotion box in my squish thinker)