Slander To My Good Name

slander to my good name

ITS ALWAYS SOME BULLSHIT WITH YALL PUTTING SHAME ON MY GOOD NAME WITH THIS BAKUGOU NONSENSE U KNOW WHAT FUCK YALL I HATE YALL SM 🖕🏽

the baby is irritable rn she needs her binkie 🤧🍼🍼🍼🍼🍼

So what your saying is bakugou is nothing but a fuck buddy 🥱

bakugou is my fuckbuddy who i refuse to admit feelings for and will show my affection through my actions

bakulovers have no rights 🤧

guess you have no rights then 😔🤧

HOW DARE YOU WRITE A HEADCANNON ABOUT LICE! DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY PEOPLE SUFFER ON A DAILY BASIS BECAUSE OF LICE AND YOU DECIDE TO MAKE A JOKE ABOUT IT! THAT IS FUCKING DISGUSTING! I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS!

LMAOOO AOSNWJS please I cannot im wheezing💀💀

it's for saying u love bakugo u absolute clown. u absolute buffoon. u graduated first of ur class at clown school, they've never had anyone clownier than u. - 🤡 anon

y’all are so dISRESPECTFUL TO ME i cANNOT iMA go cry into my piLLows

so...idk how I’ll explain this one but... if you’re in @myherowritings discord server... you’ll understand this...enjoy ???

BNHA BOYS AND LICE

BAKUGOU KATSUKI

— he has caramel flavored lice because they absorbed his sweat from his workouts

— they are also full of nitroglycerin so I don’t know if you wanna keep eating them

— they’re feral like him and he put his hands up there and they bit him

— his face went blank and he just will not touch his hair again unless it’s to wash it

— uses his quirk to do it in the morning and he hesitantly hovers his hands before activating his quirk and blowing his hair up

— the blonde strands that floated onto his shoulders made him scream like a girl

— he becomes like Horton because he can hear the lice screaming as they die from his quirk

SHOTO TODOROKI

— shoto has ice shaped lice who have adapted to the cold of his body because this boy lives on using his ice side only

— they dare not go to the heat because that is death but they will go to his mixed ketchup and mayonnaise colored baby hairs because those are like furnaces

— at this point the baby hairs look like little villages now smh

— y/n like to crawl into his room when he’s asleep and pick them out his hair so they can use them as ice cubes for their drink

— he won’t notice because he’s like a bump on a log and lol you’re doing him a favor

— he wakes up and scratches his head and it’s like the apocalypse for the lice because his fingers will smush them

— it becomes like the ice age during the times he uses his quirk for hero training and only 1/3 of lice survive

— they repopulated because ahem activities keep them warm

— if you’ve ever seen that scene from Bad Boys 2 with the mama rat and the papa rat...those are the lice on Shoto’s head during hero training ...reproduction

IZUKU MIDORIYA

— midoriyas lice are as hyper as he is

— they jump around his head and are soon to become lice pro heroes because they ate his hair and have obtained one for all too

— should midoriya ever fall in battle pick the lice out and eat them and the legacy that is one for all is revived

— they originated from bakugou because he would get all up in his face and they needed a new taste of food

— so they hopping hopped into his head and munched on the broccoli flavored food

— until one day the food became different and they all started getting powers

— midoriya basically is like the intro to the show where it recaps how quirks came to be

— except they all have the same fucking power

— they’re the reason why his hair is so wild it’s because they’re always hopping around on his fucking head and making a riot

— poor boy can never comb it so he just lets it be

— trust and believe one of the lice have used one for all at 100% and flew out his hair, landing on his hero notes

— he panics and just plucks it away and is thankful that he was alone in his dorm

EIJIRO KIRISHIMA

— the manliest lice you will ever meet

— they use the hair gel from his hair to keep their antenna up

— they use the pieces of dandruff and take a strand of hair and make weights with it and that’s how they work out

— that is if they survive his sharp hair and every time he activates his quirk fully

— they only use “dude” “bro” and “manly”

— they honestly look like Larry the Lobster due to the red dye and the workouts

— they can and will become friends with bakugou’s feral lice

SHINSOU HITOSHI

— he mind controls them so he has friends

— yes he knows they exist

— because poor boy is all alone

— they mind control all lice who look at his hair

— they lonely too and they’re all antisocial

— they renegade to keep themselves from falling into a crippling depression

— some of them cry while renegading

— they’re insomatic too because they stay awake and keep shinsou company

— he likes to slide things into his hair to keep them hidden and let the lice watch over them

— his lice do not like Kaminari because they get electrocuted every time his lice jump over to shinsou’s hair

— but it’s settled cause Kaminari’s lice go stupid too so shinsou’s lice just ignore them and let them wander into danger