I Think It's Funny We Say Older Man Like I'm Not Less Than A Year Older Than You.

I think it's funny we say older man like I'm not less than a year older than you.

I know i’m not my husband’s emergency contact, by the time i know how to fix the problem, he would have fixed it and gotten involved in a new, much more confusing problem.

I did this at my dad's house after doing the dishes and he took one look at them and changed them back after I meticulously sorted through all the different shapes, sizes, and types. JUST FOR HIM TO MESS IT UP IMMEDIATELY 😭😭😭😭😭😭 at least I got to reorganize the cabinets in a more effective way.

The problem is figuring out how to use this damn phone.

I know i’m not my husband’s emergency contact, by the time i know how to fix the problem, he would have fixed it and gotten involved in a new, much more confusing problem.

Geralt fanart

It's so crazy that it's actual canon that Geralt has a whole moral thing against killing humans if he can help it, like he will just put up with fucking anything without batting an eye but the second someone threatens Dandelion's life he's like "okay so you have chosen Brutal Visceral Death got it" and mows them down without any hesitation. He was going to kill Regis - a guy who had been nothing but a good friend and helpful throughout their journey - just bc he said Dandy's blood smelled nice. IF I THINK ABOUT IT FOR TOO LONG I START GOING INSANE THEY ARE SO QUEERPLATONICS DO YOU UNDERSTAND