Geralt Fanart

Geralt fanart

AND YOU'RE JUST NOT GOING TO GIVE US EXAMPLES???? CRUELTY!!!!!!

On rare occasions, it’s come to Jaskier's attention that Geralt has a habit of Sleep talking.

In his sleep, Geralt will say the most random and bizarre stuff

yk what i hate though. is when i find a meme and im like THIS IS SO [cool intimidating mutual i never talk to] I SHOULD SEND IT TO THEM but then i remember ive never talked to them ever and so i cant just like give them a meme out of the blue and so the meme just withers and rots in my camera roll 😔

DEAR GODS THERE'S TWO OF THEM.

@0dde11eth @help-help-i-need-an-adult

I think it's funny we say older man like I'm not less than a year older than you.

I know i’m not my husband’s emergency contact, by the time i know how to fix the problem, he would have fixed it and gotten involved in a new, much more confusing problem.

It's so crazy that it's actual canon that Geralt has a whole moral thing against killing humans if he can help it, like he will just put up with fucking anything without batting an eye but the second someone threatens Dandelion's life he's like "okay so you have chosen Brutal Visceral Death got it" and mows them down without any hesitation. He was going to kill Regis - a guy who had been nothing but a good friend and helpful throughout their journey - just bc he said Dandy's blood smelled nice. IF I THINK ABOUT IT FOR TOO LONG I START GOING INSANE THEY ARE SO QUEERPLATONICS DO YOU UNDERSTAND