Geralt: You Know Exactly What I Mean

Geralt: You know exactly what I mean

Jaskier: You give me more credit than I’m worth

Geralt: Just think Jaskier

Jaskier: …

Jaskier: *GASP*

Jaskier: I still have no idea what you are talking about

Geralt: *look of complete disbelief*

Weaklings it’s still easily romantic. Twin moons bearing the darkness of night to shine the sun’s light onto the land. Two beacons in darkness when trying to find your way. Spending eternity together amongst the stars.

Also throuple sun and moon x2 analogies! The endless possibilities

i’m so glad earth only has one moon, if there were more i’d have to pick a favorite and that sounds too emotionally taxing to even fathom

Geralt: *takes off roaches saddle and bridle*

Geralt: you're nakey hee hee

Jaskier: you know I can hear you right?

throws more greyscale geregis on your dash

Based on my earlier post of Geralt blinding people

Jaskier: Geralt I cant see where we are going

Geralt: Its fine I know where we are

Jaskier: Take your shirt off

Geralt: WHAT

Jaskier: TAKE YOUR SHIRT OFF YOU GLOWSTICK I DONT WANT TO RUIN MY BOOTS

Geralt: NO WHAT THE HELL STOP IT

Geralt’s shirt just lifts up ever so slightly and Jaskier was blinder than he was before…