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Geralt you’re great but your horse is better
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Geralt you’re great but your horse is better
Every so often in Kaer Morhen, Geralt can be heard shouting:
“What’s in your mouth? Give it to me.”
Then the others enjoy a fun game called "Who is Geralt talking to? Jaskier or Roach?"
This concludes that Jaskier and Roach are the real criminals of the family. And they are partners in those crimes
Also I love that Coën got 0%. Yes he's an angel.
The more Petty the crime the better.
Making Witcher character stickers for Redbubble, mostly the twn design (save for lambert since his twn design is pretty well liked from my understanding so he’ll have 2 versions)
I am in pain and agony but they’re all turning out really cute so I’m winning
Geralt: *takes off roaches saddle and bridle*
Geralt: you're nakey hee hee
Jaskier: you know I can hear you right?
Geralt letting Roach into the keep since he got her as a teen. Vesemir hating it, "she's tracking mud everywhere."
Geralt just rolls his eyes and replies "this place is falling apart anyway, but I'll clean up after her."
He knows he can get away with it cause he's Vesemir's kiddo.
Then he settles into Corvo Bianco, with all its fancy hardwood flooring and high quality patterned rugs. He's realizing his mistake in teaching Roach how to get into buildings. Because he's laying on the couch with his head in Yennefer's lap and Dandelion is laying on top of him fast asleep. He's drifting off when he suddenly hears the very familiar clop clop clop of Roach's shoed hooves on flooring. Yennefer lets out a disappointed sigh. Geralt peeks an eye open and sure enough Roach is standing in the living room staring at them with her big brown doe eyes as if to ask "got any room for me?"
And yes, Geralt does get up and move the coffee table so she can lay on the nice rug and rest her head on his shoulder and snooze with them.
Roach will be going in the house once we live together. This is non-negotiable.
I saw this and knew what I had to do
Well clearly! Why's that a question??? Look at her!
She deserves to be let inside and pampered!!!
I saw this and knew what I had to do
Fun fact this is my actual horse Roach ft. Her highlighter pink blanket and my immaculate style.
Edit: I'm realizing how out of place I look in my fancy clothes standing next to her. It was for a business shoot for my sister!!!! I've grown up with horses my whole life! We've had her since I was a kid alongside 4 other horses (one recently passed). She's the only mare and ofc she's my favorite.
I saw this and knew what I had to do
post retirement horse-girl geralt
Beloved man with horsie
Prompt 86
In a modern world, Geralt houses Roach in a public stable. They treat her well when he's out, she enjoys it. It's all good. Until the stables call him one day to tell him Roach is acting weird. He's already racing back to his beloved horse when they call back to let him know it's because she's missing her boyfriend. Huh? Her what? Apparently she's been really attached to this stallion named "Pegasus" recently. Really? His baby girl is in love with a 'Pegasus'? Geralt is minutes away from tearing his hair out. A week later, Geralt is getting her out of her stall, when he glances over and sees Pegasus. He can tell it's Pegasus by the way Roach is acting, but also because of the ridiculous tack he's wearing. All bright colors and special embroideries and fucking sequins. He doesn't know what he expected from the person who owns Pegasus. He was tied between a preteen girl and a woman too old to still ride. When he bumps into a man dressed in an outrageously yellow outfit, with rainbow nail polish, and stupidly cute hair, he admits he was a little shocked. Not by it being a man in a horrific outfit, nonono, by the man in a horrific outfit being attractive. "Oh! Are you the owner of Roach? I hear they're great friends!" Fuck. He and his daughter have the same type in men.
Prompt 118
Inspired by this post I saw! <3 Geralt likes his bard. Roach likes her bard. Geralt and Roach like their bard. So Geralt and Roach have been working together on tricks and commands meant specifically for Jaskier. Roach knows how to kneel for Jaskier to mount her, and she also knows how to boost him up if he's in a hurry. She now knows the command "Get Jaskier away to safety!", though in order to save some face, Geralt made the command a certain click of his tongue, instead of the words that might reveal too much feelings. She knows how to hug a sad Jaskier if her witcher is incapacitated or away. She knows how to drag him to the bags full of food when he's been writing too long. She knows to bump her head into his, affectionately, when he stares at his reflection too long. She knows how to carefully move the lute out of harm's way. She knows how to pull on certain fabrics with the right leverage to not have them rip. She knows which flowers she shouldn't eat, for it'll make the bard happy when he sees them. He'll usually give them to her after he gushes over their beauty, anyway. Win/win for her. Everything is foolproof. That is, until Jaskier asks Geralt one day what one of her special tricks were for. Geralt had to stumble and fumble his way through an excuse. And then Jaskier asked again a few days later, this time about another trick. And then again. He's getting curiouser and curiouser, and Geralt has never been good at lying to their bard.
So I’m a big fan of transformers, the movies are amazing, the action is killer, I hyper-fixate every time I watch the movies.
So I brought you all hear for an au idea, Transformers and the Witcher. At first? I thought of Optimus Prime being like Vesemir, and the rest like the wolves. Be hella cool. But hear me out okay?
Geralt is the guy who contacts the first Atuobots, and her name is Roach. I do want to stick to Optimus Prime being like Vesemir because I think that would be really cool.
Maybe some backstory is Geralt, Eskel and Lambert run a car shop, all three end up meeting Roach. We also get to meet Scorpion who takes Eskel’s side, and then Storm, who’s stubborn enough to take Lambert.
I do want Yennefer, Ciri and Jaskier to be there. Yennefer is a federal Agent who works with the Autobots, getting top secret files to the next big guy, her and Geralt had a fling a while back but decided to keep it friendly. Ciri is Geralt’s goddaughter, who stays with Geralt, Eskel and Lambert along with Roach, Scorpian and Storm, trust me they all swore to keep that kid safe no mater what. Jaskier? Jaskier is Yennefer’s partner. New and young, good with words and good with getting them into situations Yennefer wants.
Jaskier’s first meeting with Geralt, his brothers and the transformers, goes pleasently well. Scorpian loves him, he’s funny, Storm doesn’t like him and Roach doesn’t seem to care. What they don’t know, and soon figure out, is that Jaskier first found Prime and that even though Prime drives mostly himself, he has a soft spot for Jaskier. It’s funny because when they first meet, Jaskier pats the hood and smiles, saying “he likes to be called Vesemir” Geralt, Eskel and Lambert have a new appreciation towards Jaksier, the cars opinions doesn’t change but Roach learns to warm up to him.
During this time, Jaskier and Geralt warm up to each other nicely ;) dates and possibly a little more, but they are absolutely badass working together with the Autobots. I think it’s a silly but cute idea, and I’m absolutely going to forever think about this idea.