Geralt Letting Roach Into The Keep Since He Got Her As A Teen. Vesemir Hating It, "she's Tracking Mud

Geralt letting Roach into the keep since he got her as a teen. Vesemir hating it, "she's tracking mud everywhere."

Geralt just rolls his eyes and replies "this place is falling apart anyway, but I'll clean up after her."

He knows he can get away with it cause he's Vesemir's kiddo.

Then he settles into Corvo Bianco, with all its fancy hardwood flooring and high quality patterned rugs. He's realizing his mistake in teaching Roach how to get into buildings. Because he's laying on the couch with his head in Yennefer's lap and Dandelion is laying on top of him fast asleep. He's drifting off when he suddenly hears the very familiar clop clop clop of Roach's shoed hooves on flooring. Yennefer lets out a disappointed sigh. Geralt peeks an eye open and sure enough Roach is standing in the living room staring at them with her big brown doe eyes as if to ask "got any room for me?"

And yes, Geralt does get up and move the coffee table so she can lay on the nice rug and rest her head on his shoulder and snooze with them.

Dandelion: Geralt I can't go out like this.

Geralt: what are you talking about you look fine?

Dandelion: my hair!!! It's too clean! Ugh I look like a coconut!

Geralt: just wear a hat. Tuck your hair into it.

Dandelion: .... What do you think this is???????

Geralt: a solution?

Geralt, reading a labeled bottle: Collagen with C

Lambert: how else would you spell it?

Geralt: .... Vitamin C Lamb.

Lambert: O H

Geralt: fucking idiot.

Eskel: do you like sandwiches or do you think they're meticulous and evil

Geralt: ???????? Meticulous and evil???????

Eskel: yeah. That's what I said.

Geralt: ????????????

Dandelion: *shakes Geralt awake* Geralt!

Geralt: huh- HUH oh... Dandelion.. you scared me from my deep slumber.

Dandelion: You have never been in a deep slumber, you’re traumatised.

You cant even go to bed when you’re tired cuz you’re always in survival mode

Geralt: .........

Dandelion: I love you-

Geralt:

Geralt: *casually telling story of how he was horrifically injured as a kid*

Dandelion: where were yo- mmmmmmm nevermind.

Geralt: what? What were you going to say?

Dandelion: I was going.... To say... Where were your parents.....

Geralt: HAHAHAHAHA