Jay-arts-t - Jay Arts

EDITION:

Jaskier: ok testing. This is a test

Geralt: wh-

Jaskier: can you hear?

Geralt: wh- IS THAT A PAPAPIZZARIA LORE ANALYSIS???

Jaskier: ITS A TEST GERALT

Geralt: WHY

Jaskier: I've watched it 3 times. There's a second one

Geralt: OH MY GODS

Long distance modern au p2

Jaskier, trying to figure out his discord stream for a date night: you fucking SLUT don't fucking do this to me you piece of shit.

Geralt: *quietly munching on his dinner as he watches him lose it*

Lambert babysitting

Lambert: okay good night

Ciri: WAIT!! Dad always tells me a bedtime story

Lambert: the hell do I look like, a fucking scholar? Go to bed.

Ciri: Pleeaaase, you're my favorite uncle.

Lambert:....... Fine. Get comfortable.

Ciri: I am :D

Lambert: okay. Once upon a time-

Ciri: :)

Lambert: -the end. Okay good night

Ciri: WHAT

Season 3, part 1 episode 3 got me FUCKED. I'm just so- baby baby boy... Geralt I'm so sorry for that news you got. I want to kiss him on the forehead and hold him. 😭💔

Your honour, they're married

Long Distance Modern AU (back at it again)

Geralt: oh my fucking gods it's so hot, Jask. It's literally 30°C (85-ish F)

Jaskier: oh yeah, 30s aren't fun.

Geralt: I'm dying. It's so hot. Why is it so hot I'm up NORTH

Jaskier: yeah yeah it's not that bad. Go lay down inside babe

Geralt: no but you have AC, I have a box fan

Jaskier: we don't use AC at that temp

Geralt: OKAY WELL YOU KNOW WHAT. I LIVE IN THE MOUNTAINS JULIAN. ITS USUALLY COLD AS BALLS UP HERE, NOT SATAN'S WET ANUS

Jaskier: WHY DID YOU CALL IT WET???

Geralt: SWAMP ASS.