So I Just Found Out That Some People Are Calling Percabeth By A New Ship Name...

So I just found out that some people are calling Percabeth by a new ship name...

Smartwater.

I'M SORRY WHAT?

LIKE I SAW SOMEONE SAYING THAT "UGH SMARTWATER IS SUCH A CUTE SHIP NAME!" LIKE NO IT ISN'T BABES. IT SOUNDS LIKE SOMETHING ELON MUSK WOULD NAME HIS BABY. PLEASE JUST LEAVE PERCABETH AS PERCABETH I'M BEGGING YOU.

i have a friend from greece who once told me they pronounce Circe as ker-key not seer-see and now i want to know every single name that we've been pronouncing wrong

i'm going to go out on a limb and say we all struggled to pronounce the gods names the first time we read them so maybe we can collectively cut ourselves some slack

i think we should normalize demigods growing up to be average people. bc rick really went out there and said george washington and harriet tubman were demigods but just think about this for a second-

"ah yes that gas station attendant is a son of hermes, god of travelers"

there's simultaneously so much and so little potential here

i feel like the kane chronicles are the middle child of the rick riordan universe

it really speaks volumes about bruce's adoption issue bc there simply isn't enough people in the superfam to accommodate all the bats.

and it makes sense that dick and jason would be less likely to have a super-friend bc they're the oldest and therefore have had the most time to form their own identities away from bruce (though if you read the red hood webtoon you could agrue that jason is bffs with bizarro)

and really when i made the og post i wasn't considering duke or the girls so my bad for that

but nevertheless kara and power girl are both parts of the superfam so its never really too late for any of the bats to have super-besties

me: *explaining to my family that there is, in fact, more than one robin*

my family: *trying to have a normal conversation*

me: and isn't is weird that dick's best friend is a speedster when most of the batfams best friends are part of the superfam?

my family: jesus christ- please stop

"Deep down, Clark's essentially a good person... and deep down, I'm not."

Now I don't ship superbat but if that's not a line to inspire a good fanfic I don't what is