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i want a story about necromancers who are perfectly capable of preforming magic but doesn't because it's a pain to dig up the bodies

will herondale wears crocs

it really speaks volumes about bruce's adoption issue bc there simply isn't enough people in the superfam to accommodate all the bats.

and it makes sense that dick and jason would be less likely to have a super-friend bc they're the oldest and therefore have had the most time to form their own identities away from bruce (though if you read the red hood webtoon you could agrue that jason is bffs with bizarro)

and really when i made the og post i wasn't considering duke or the girls so my bad for that

but nevertheless kara and power girl are both parts of the superfam so its never really too late for any of the bats to have super-besties

me: *explaining to my family that there is, in fact, more than one robin*

my family: *trying to have a normal conversation*

me: and isn't is weird that dick's best friend is a speedster when most of the batfams best friends are part of the superfam?

my family: jesus christ- please stop

i feel like the kane chronicles are the middle child of the rick riordan universe

true friendship is when they spend their only free time in order to listen to your 70+ slide presentation on how every main character in teen wolf is gay

my friend posed a question:

could riley in inside out be seen as nonbinary/gender non-conforming? bc when we see her parents all their emotions are the same gender, but riley's aren't. also, a couple of the emotions are queer coded.

idk i think it's worth pondering

me: *explaining to my family that there is, in fact, more than one robin*

my family: *trying to have a normal conversation*

me: and isn't is weird that dick's best friend is a speedster when most of the batfams best friends are part of the superfam?

my family: jesus christ- please stop

i personally hate the fact that percy can talk to zebras

THEY ARENT HORSES AND POSEIDON IS THE GOD IF HORSES NOT THE GOD OF EQUINES HE SHOULDNT BE ABLE TO TALK TO ZEBRAS

i lowkey know nothing about Greek mythology though so I could be wrong

the look my dad gave me when I told my sister that Luke Castellan might be a manipulator but he’s literally just a girl is incomparable

my silly little headcannon is that Jesper fahey would be the kind of guy that would have a million different bumper stickers on his car and they all conflict wildly

like one would be a come and take it flag and the other would be a panreligious coexist stickers

it's not that i'm a damian wayne hater-

i just don't understand why he only tries to kill tim. if he wants to be first in line to bruce or whatever, he has like 5 other older siblings he also has to kill, but he only goes after tim? like- what?

again. i don't hate damian. i just want an explaination.

leo valdez and will solace would bond over HEB having the best flour tortillas

like when will goes home to visit his mom he'd bring an entire suitcase of tortillas back to camp and leo would make him share

while we're on the topic of talking about changes the pjo show made that i love, im glad they didn't push the whole Annabeth saying she and Percy *have* to be enemies because athena and Poseidon have beef. Instead she's just this cryptid autistic strategist 12 yr old who stalks Percy and pushes him into the water. She's like "hmm this white boy will perfectly serve my purpose and schemes" and she's so real for that

So I just found out that some people are calling Percabeth by a new ship name...

Smartwater.

I'M SORRY WHAT?

LIKE I SAW SOMEONE SAYING THAT "UGH SMARTWATER IS SUCH A CUTE SHIP NAME!" LIKE NO IT ISN'T BABES. IT SOUNDS LIKE SOMETHING ELON MUSK WOULD NAME HIS BABY. PLEASE JUST LEAVE PERCABETH AS PERCABETH I'M BEGGING YOU.

it breaks my heart that percy thinks that he is dumb. the only reason so many people say it about percy is that he himself is an unreliable narrator

from the very first chapter, he tells nancy to shut up because he is actually interested in the lecture

guys, percy is so smart and it's seen throughout the books but he can't bring himself to believe it

no bc the way that in the pjo musical luke says 'good' when percy points out that kronos is using him is so heartbreaking to me

the biggest issue i have with luke is that he's so busy trying to dismantle a bad system he's putting a worst one in place

but in the musical he knows and is so broken he doesn't care

i have a friend from greece who once told me they pronounce Circe as ker-key not seer-see and now i want to know every single name that we've been pronouncing wrong

i'm going to go out on a limb and say we all struggled to pronounce the gods names the first time we read them so maybe we can collectively cut ourselves some slack

i read TMI/TID for the first time a couple months ago and I can't get over that Jace and Will are both scared of ducks. Not bc it's cute or whatever, but bc why tf do they think ducks are scarier than geese?

disclaimer: i used to raise ducks, i am extremely biased

but like- geese are super territorial and ducks are adorable. i just don't get it

in every universe, percy will always love annabeth

we're all aware of the opinion that aphrodite should be played by multiple actresses and this would be a really great way to push against euro-centric beauty standards.

that being said, i think this would be a really fun cameo for alexandra daddario or kristen stokes (the musical annabeth)

persassy: the final evolution

"Deep down, Clark's essentially a good person... and deep down, I'm not."

Now I don't ship superbat but if that's not a line to inspire a good fanfic I don't what is

i think we should normalize demigods growing up to be average people. bc rick really went out there and said george washington and harriet tubman were demigods but just think about this for a second-

"ah yes that gas station attendant is a son of hermes, god of travelers"

there's simultaneously so much and so little potential here

i know we talk about the jason todd buzzfeed unsolved episode but why does no one ever mention the wayne family murder dateline episode? *keith morrison voice* next, we discover the series of events that might have led the waynes to be killed in the alley on that fateful night... after the break

why doesn't anyone ever really talk about percy being in 8th grade math? as a 6th grader.

i feel like this is wasted potential. we could have had percy as a secret math genius.