I Want A Story About Necromancers Who Are Perfectly Capable Of Preforming Magic But Doesn't Because It's

i want a story about necromancers who are perfectly capable of preforming magic but doesn't because it's a pain to dig up the bodies

So I just found out that some people are calling Percabeth by a new ship name...

Smartwater.

I'M SORRY WHAT?

LIKE I SAW SOMEONE SAYING THAT "UGH SMARTWATER IS SUCH A CUTE SHIP NAME!" LIKE NO IT ISN'T BABES. IT SOUNDS LIKE SOMETHING ELON MUSK WOULD NAME HIS BABY. PLEASE JUST LEAVE PERCABETH AS PERCABETH I'M BEGGING YOU.

it really speaks volumes about bruce's adoption issue bc there simply isn't enough people in the superfam to accommodate all the bats.

and it makes sense that dick and jason would be less likely to have a super-friend bc they're the oldest and therefore have had the most time to form their own identities away from bruce (though if you read the red hood webtoon you could agrue that jason is bffs with bizarro)

and really when i made the og post i wasn't considering duke or the girls so my bad for that

but nevertheless kara and power girl are both parts of the superfam so its never really too late for any of the bats to have super-besties

me: *explaining to my family that there is, in fact, more than one robin*

my family: *trying to have a normal conversation*

me: and isn't is weird that dick's best friend is a speedster when most of the batfams best friends are part of the superfam?

my family: jesus christ- please stop

i have a friend from greece who once told me they pronounce Circe as ker-key not seer-see and now i want to know every single name that we've been pronouncing wrong

i'm going to go out on a limb and say we all struggled to pronounce the gods names the first time we read them so maybe we can collectively cut ourselves some slack

it's not that i'm a damian wayne hater-

i just don't understand why he only tries to kill tim. if he wants to be first in line to bruce or whatever, he has like 5 other older siblings he also has to kill, but he only goes after tim? like- what?

again. i don't hate damian. i just want an explaination.

persassy: the final evolution