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So you want farm muscles bro?

Getting them is actually pretty simple.

We just work our a** off from dawn to dusk.

Then we lift. Fuck. Eat. And sleep.

No time for thinking.

Only time to be a farm muscle god.

Still interested?

Sign here for your farm placement.

You'll be one of us soon.

hmmmmnggg......

himbros.....shulkerduo.....

Introducing the HimBros (ft. Elizabeth Deville)

Elizabeth: I currently have seven empty notebooks and I have no clue what to put in them. Suggestions?

Vaude: Put spaghetti in it!

Elizabeth: I am currently taking suggestions from everyone except you.

Lewis: Put spaghetti in it!

Elizabeth *becoming irritated*: I am currently taking suggestions from everyone except for the two of you.

Bryce: Put spaghetti in it!

Elizabeth *seething*: I am no longer taking suggestions.

Brad and Chris’ neighbor Luke made it big when he coined the term ‘mankini’ on National Bartender’s Day.

It was somewhat fitting given his dad invented the rear windshield wiper on St Patricks Day. Until his father’s stroke of luck, Luke drew lines on his socks with marker after every third wash.

I keep tellin y’all it’s better to be a dumb and high himbo give in and you can know that kind of bliss too

Bruhs like lisened to sum files n uhhh dum down like loads dudes n bein more himbo n more muskular huhu dum gud muskular himbo got hi listenin 2 em and strokin n stuffs wit help from me bruh @highscorehimbo like bruh so gud huhu, tokd n bongd n strokd on loop 2 himbruh files, jus wana workowt n dum mor n show off huhu