"If You Wanted To Post A Picture Of Us Kissing, All You Had To Do Was Ask." - Djokovic, Novak

"If you wanted to post a picture of us kissing, all you had to do was ask." - Djokovic, Novak

This definitely happened after he saw Andy's insta post. You can't tell me it didn't.

Being awake at 1.30am reading a The Bear fic about Carmy and Richie is so embarrassing. It doesn't matter that it's perfect, and so much better than actual Season 3. This is the kind of shit you just don't admit to.

TV peaked in 2013 when David Tennant grabbed Ed Stoppard's crotch.

I randomly remembered this scene yesterday and just had to find the clip.

If there's not a single Stan/Andy fic written about that exchange at the net, then what is the point of ao3?

Honestly the lack of Andy Murray fic in general has always been a massive disappointment. He deserves to be objectified and have smut written about him goddammit!!

I was so endeared by "head was in the shed" that I almost missed "sat on the coach". Obviously, my filthy depraved mind immediately seized hold of it. James Trotman isn't bad looking, I suppose, and you just know Jack would do anything to make Daddy Andy jealous.

(I'm so sorry. This is what happens when I find somewhere to shitpost uncensored.)

My latest plea for Andy Murray smut comes in picture form. Just look at this man. No way is he leaving the Olympic Village without getting fucked.