I Was So Endeared By "head Was In The Shed" That I Almost Missed "sat On The Coach". Obviously, My Filthy

I was so endeared by "head was in the shed" that I almost missed "sat on the coach". Obviously, my filthy depraved mind immediately seized hold of it. James Trotman isn't bad looking, I suppose, and you just know Jack would do anything to make Daddy Andy jealous.

(I'm so sorry. This is what happens when I find somewhere to shitpost uncensored.)

In my head, Andy is just out having dinner with Roger somewhere (making sure Roger pays this time, after Laver Cup) and not having any time for his mum's drama. He will understand Emma's injury concerns.

I love Novandy, and it does make the most sense, but I will always have a soft spot for Murrderer. It's the whole older/younger enemies to lovers thing. (Roger definitely hated Andy to begin with.)

Anyway, I desperately need people to start writing more Andy Murray fic (preferably smutty) to cheer us all up after his retirement. (I might consider it at some point, if I ever finish my current WIP.)

My latest plea for Andy Murray smut comes in picture form. Just look at this man. No way is he leaving the Olympic Village without getting fucked.

I know people have their "father/son" angle with Jack and Andy and I support it (*whispers* if anything it only makes what I'm about to say hotter to me) but Jack Draper wants Andy Murray. Desperately. He needs that man.

And he should be allowed to have him.

TV peaked in 2013 when David Tennant grabbed Ed Stoppard's crotch.

I randomly remembered this scene yesterday and just had to find the clip.

If there's not a single Stan/Andy fic written about that exchange at the net, then what is the point of ao3?

Honestly the lack of Andy Murray fic in general has always been a massive disappointment. He deserves to be objectified and have smut written about him goddammit!!