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Watching Rivals even though I know it's not even going to give me an ounce of gay, outside some minor characters who will get no action. Counting on ao3 to get the male cast fucking as a cast this hot should.

At least we've seen Alex Hassell's penis (again) only 25 minutes in. They're delivering there at least.

(Finished episode 1, and I stand corrected about the gays not seeing any action. Still going to be fraction of the het stuff we see though, and all the Rupert/Tony/Declan hate sex will still have to be provided by ao3.)

TV peaked in 2013 when David Tennant grabbed Ed Stoppard's crotch.

I randomly remembered this scene yesterday and just had to find the clip.

Considering rebranding this tumblr once again and making it my go to place for all my unhinged and perverted thoughts about tv, sport (well, tennis) and everything else is far too fucked up to post on twitter.

Being awake at 1.30am reading a The Bear fic about Carmy and Richie is so embarrassing. It doesn't matter that it's perfect, and so much better than actual Season 3. This is the kind of shit you just don't admit to.

I was so endeared by "head was in the shed" that I almost missed "sat on the coach". Obviously, my filthy depraved mind immediately seized hold of it. James Trotman isn't bad looking, I suppose, and you just know Jack would do anything to make Daddy Andy jealous.

(I'm so sorry. This is what happens when I find somewhere to shitpost uncensored.)

If Andy doesn't acknowledge Jack's win, I'll cry. I want tweets, I want instagram stories and posts. Stop being a neglectful father, Andy!

I've been wanting more Stephen Dillane for ages and then not one, but two dramas turn up. As much as I love Sherwood, Kaos does have the edge for giving us the almost always shirtless, queer Stephen Dillane of my dreams.

Already mourning the show because there's no way Netflix are renewing it.

Just when I was thinking it was insane of me to be shipping Gilbert and Seamus, they have Seamus literally straddle Gilbert.

(It's still insane of me which is why this is going on tumblr and not twitter. It's the only thing making me enjoy this show though.)

I know people have their "father/son" angle with Jack and Andy and I support it (*whispers* if anything it only makes what I'm about to say hotter to me) but Jack Draper wants Andy Murray. Desperately. He needs that man.

And he should be allowed to have him.

"If you wanted to post a picture of us kissing, all you had to do was ask." - Djokovic, Novak

This definitely happened after he saw Andy's insta post. You can't tell me it didn't.

This makes it even better. Jack and Andy is the pairing we all need but ao3 is too scared to give us.

My latest plea for Andy Murray smut comes in picture form. Just look at this man. No way is he leaving the Olympic Village without getting fucked.

My latest plea for Andy Murray smut comes in picture form. Just look at this man. No way is he leaving the Olympic Village without getting fucked.

In my head, Andy is just out having dinner with Roger somewhere (making sure Roger pays this time, after Laver Cup) and not having any time for his mum's drama. He will understand Emma's injury concerns.

I love Novandy, and it does make the most sense, but I will always have a soft spot for Murrderer. It's the whole older/younger enemies to lovers thing. (Roger definitely hated Andy to begin with.)

Anyway, I desperately need people to start writing more Andy Murray fic (preferably smutty) to cheer us all up after his retirement. (I might consider it at some point, if I ever finish my current WIP.)

If there's not a single Stan/Andy fic written about that exchange at the net, then what is the point of ao3?

Honestly the lack of Andy Murray fic in general has always been a massive disappointment. He deserves to be objectified and have smut written about him goddammit!!

I'm trying to write and post consistently to build confidence, but I actually lose confidence every time I post. Why do I bother?