I Know People Have Their "father/son" Angle With Jack And Andy And I Support It (*whispers* If Anything

I know people have their "father/son" angle with Jack and Andy and I support it (*whispers* if anything it only makes what I'm about to say hotter to me) but Jack Draper wants Andy Murray. Desperately. He needs that man.

And he should be allowed to have him.

I've been wanting more Stephen Dillane for ages and then not one, but two dramas turn up. As much as I love Sherwood, Kaos does have the edge for giving us the almost always shirtless, queer Stephen Dillane of my dreams.

Already mourning the show because there's no way Netflix are renewing it.

If Andy doesn't acknowledge Jack's win, I'll cry. I want tweets, I want instagram stories and posts. Stop being a neglectful father, Andy!

I was so endeared by "head was in the shed" that I almost missed "sat on the coach". Obviously, my filthy depraved mind immediately seized hold of it. James Trotman isn't bad looking, I suppose, and you just know Jack would do anything to make Daddy Andy jealous.

(I'm so sorry. This is what happens when I find somewhere to shitpost uncensored.)

I'm trying to write and post consistently to build confidence, but I actually lose confidence every time I post. Why do I bother?

Just when I was thinking it was insane of me to be shipping Gilbert and Seamus, they have Seamus literally straddle Gilbert.

(It's still insane of me which is why this is going on tumblr and not twitter. It's the only thing making me enjoy this show though.)