Just When I Was Thinking It Was Insane Of Me To Be Shipping Gilbert And Seamus, They Have Seamus Literally

Just when I was thinking it was insane of me to be shipping Gilbert and Seamus, they have Seamus literally straddle Gilbert.

(It's still insane of me which is why this is going on tumblr and not twitter. It's the only thing making me enjoy this show though.)

If there's not a single Stan/Andy fic written about that exchange at the net, then what is the point of ao3?

Honestly the lack of Andy Murray fic in general has always been a massive disappointment. He deserves to be objectified and have smut written about him goddammit!!

Being awake at 1.30am reading a The Bear fic about Carmy and Richie is so embarrassing. It doesn't matter that it's perfect, and so much better than actual Season 3. This is the kind of shit you just don't admit to.

I know people have their "father/son" angle with Jack and Andy and I support it (*whispers* if anything it only makes what I'm about to say hotter to me) but Jack Draper wants Andy Murray. Desperately. He needs that man.

And he should be allowed to have him.

My latest plea for Andy Murray smut comes in picture form. Just look at this man. No way is he leaving the Olympic Village without getting fucked.

"If you wanted to post a picture of us kissing, all you had to do was ask." - Djokovic, Novak

This definitely happened after he saw Andy's insta post. You can't tell me it didn't.