My Life Right Now:
My life right now:
alarm: wake up. me: five more minutes. alarm: you said that five centuries ago. me: sssshhhhhh *hits snooze button repeatedly* five more minutes.
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Where is my supersuit?!
Bruce Wayne: [Y/N]?
You: What?
Bruce Wayne: Where's my super suit?
You: What?
Bruce Wayne: Where - is - my - super - suit?
You: I, uh, put it away.
*explosions*
Bruce Wayne: Where?
You: Why do you need to know?
Bruce Wayne: I need it!
*Bruce, searching for his suit*
You: Uh-uh! Don't you think about running off doing no daring-do. We've been planning this dinner for two months!
Bruce Wayne: The public is in danger!
You: My evening's in danger!
Bruce Wayne: You tell me where my suit is, woman! We are talking about the greater good!
You: 'Greater good?' I am your wife! I'm the greatest good you are ever gonna get!
When the writers destroy your ship and try to create another one who simply doesn't work.
The sky is bright, the birds are chirping. Look, the sun looks so warm and it's only six a.m.. Oh how glad I am to be awake at such hours.
Said no one ever. Literally. If they have then they're an alien or something.
The Simpsons were deep…