Love When The Jackass Guys Are Like "dont Perform These Stunts At Home We're Professionals!!" Professional

love when the jackass guys are like "dont perform these stunts at home we're professionals!!" professional what?? whores?

Call It Fate

Chapter Three

Past

After five days with Bam, Y/n went back home for work. She was way behind and needed to catch up as soon as possible. Her manager, Taylor,  wouldn't stop calling to scold her for being so impulsive. There wasn't an ounce of regret in her body though. Those few days were the best days she's had in a while.

Meeting his parents was a little nerve-racking at first but after they welcomed her with open arms, all anxiousness was out the window. April absolutely loved her. Y/n figured it was because Bam only brought chaotic guys around, and having her around made a nice change.

'Where’s Y/n gonna sleep?' 'With me, duh' 'Knock it off, Bam. She can stay in the guest room.'

She wasn't trying to cock block or ruin any fun. Being around these guys was tiring and she understood that people needed space. It was more for Y/n to feel comfortable than anything. April explained this to her as she brought her to the guest room. Although being in separate rooms didn't stop Bam from coming and sleeping in there with her, Y/n didn't mind it.

Bam didn't have any specific plan for when they came back home. He explained that most of the time he thinks of an idea and makes it happen. This spontaneous behavior wasn't shocking to her. It was impressive how he came up with grand projects.

Y/n's been all over the world and it still doesn't compare to this small town on the east coast. Bam was the main reason why, of course. It wouldn't be the same without him. If Ryan got a dollar for every time she yelled at Bam, he'd probably have one hundred dollars.

'I'm not going out in the rain-BAM!'

'Y/N WAKE UP!' 'FUCK, BAM!'

April and Phil had their suspicions of what was going on between the two but kept it to themselves. It was subtle but Ape's motherly instincts picked up on it immediately. When Bam would talk, he had to stand next to her arm to arm. If he was getting up to get something he'd ask if she wanted anything. When the guys laughed at him for this he only scoffed, "She's a guest." It wasn't a complete lie but he was fooling anyone.

When it was finally time for her to go, Y/n was pretty sad. She didn't expect to have this much fun, let alone not want to leave. Bam felt the same way except he knew it'd be more fun with her around. It took Bam a few days to get back to normal, then he was already planning on when to go back to LA.

Y/n couldn't stop thinking of her trip. In the middle of getting ready for shoots and commercials, he was the only thing on her mind. Her manager got an earful of everything that happened. They were friends but when it was time to work, it was time to work. She didn't like when Y/n was this distracted. It took about a week before she was back to being focused.

A month later in an interview, Bam was brought up. She had no idea anyone had any clue they were a thing or even knew each other for that matter. Her answers were dismissive and she never really answered the initial question. Of course, she wanted to talk about how she loved hanging out with him but they weren't even together in the first place. Without her knowledge pictures and videos of her at Bam's were anonymously posted. 

"So you aren't together?" He asked with raised eyebrows and a knowing look. Her cheeks were a light pink and she nervously laugh, "Not officially no. We just hang out."

He pulled up a picture of the two of them hugging and the next picture was of them kissing. ‘Just my luck’  "Yeah. Just hanging out." Y/n's hand flew over her big smile. It was hilarious to get caught in a somewhat lie, a little embarrassing, but she was never one to get offended easily. The whole thing humored her.

The interview ended and they both hugged. Walking their separate ways. The interview could've gone completely wrong in so many ways but as far as a hidden romance getting uncovered, it wasn't all that bad. Invasive of course but being a model was always going to be like that. The public eye never stops critiquing.

"Now everyone knows you and Bam are a thing. How is he taking it?" Taylor asked, genuinely concerned. Being professional around one another all the time was exhausting so it was easier to be friends and business partners, whenever the time was right she'd talk to Y/n as a friend. "I haven't texted or called him. He might not even know yet."

"Tell him before he finds out. It's always better to." She advised.

The conversation with Bam wasn't bad. He understood why she didn't flat out say they were a thing because it was confusing to him what they were too. This resulted in him asking her to be his girlfriend because everyone already knows so why not. It wasn't romantic or anything but she was never the romantic type anyway. "I guess, Bam." He could hear the smile in her voice as she tried to sound bored of him.

Dating Bam was similar to how they already acted, just more PDA. His arm was always around her, his hand had to be holding hers. If someone was looking at her for too long Bam kissed her. Y/n was more open about things going on in her life. Letting him know about every interview and every shoot. Even asked him to help her with her lines for a commercial she got. Bam listened and helped every time. He was beyond supportive of her. She returned the same energy, watching his skating clips and going out to his contests.

They complimented each other perfectly, but no one expected them to last as long as they did. From the first jackass movie to the third. Eight years together. It wasn't perfect, they had their rough moments like any other couple, but they always worked it out. One day they just couldn't work it out and they split up. No hard feelings just mutually understanding that they just didn't work out anymore. This shocked people even more than how long they've been together. Neither of them liked to talk about what happened, saying nothing more than they didn't see eye to eye anymore.

Y/n was crushed. Taylor gave her a break from working to heal so she can come back focused. Even coming back she wasn't one hundred percent herself, but no one expected her to. They appreciated her showing up and advertising whatever it was and snapped the photos of her. It took some time but she eventually found peace and moved on. She wasn't ready to date but she was going out again, wearing clothes from brands that asked her to. Hanging out with new friends and sometimes guys. It was never serious, nothing more than drinks at a bar.

Bam had gone M.I.A. so only his close friends knew what was going on in his life. As long as Y/n didn't see any news on him she'd be fine and the same went for Bam.

Ryan X Reader ('It's okay I got you')

I can’t believe I got talked into this by Johnny, he had somehow convinced me to do a stunt with a spider. I am fucking petrified of spiders and yet I was told myself I could do this stunt, I would do it to overcome my fear or so I thought.

As Ryan put the tarantula on my arm I could feel myself freeze up, my breathing picks up and I can’t help but let out a high-pitched whimper. I wanted nothing more than to bat the spider off of me but I couldn’t bring myself to move, I wanted to scream, flail, get as far away from this room as fast as I can. The boys were laughing at me, I grit my teeth and try to gather my bearings. I could do this. Or that’s what I thought, I let out a sob,

“Get it off. For the love of god get it fucking off of me.” Someone carefully takes the spider off of me and brings it to Manny. I feel arms wrap around me, I don’t care who it was or if I seemed weak but I broke down. I could still feel the spider on me, its legs moving along my arms, I shiver. Ryan’s voice comes from above me,

“Hey, it’s okay. It’s off of you.” His voice is soft. Out of all of the guys Ryan always ended up being the most caring. He rubs my back, but nothing he was doing was helping me. I somehow manage to curl into a ball while Ryan’s arms are still around me. I can hear hushed whispers from above me but I pay them no mind, I couldn’t stop thinking about that fucking spider. It was going to haunt me in my dreams, I was going to have trouble going to sleep and staying asleep unless I was knocked out. I was a stuttering, whimpering mess. I wanted to scream as loud as I could and never stop.

Ryan helps me off of the floor, with his arms still around me he guides me to one of the chairs in the room. He holds me carefully in his lap, not wanting to make me uncomfortable in any way. I curl myself into Ryan’s chest, the touch of another human is slowly making me grounded again. I could feel my breath starting to slow, my sobs slowing to hiccups, and my body relaxing. I think the move from the floor to the chair really helped me get back into my head.

Ryan helped me from the room where we were filming into his hotel room, he brings me down on the bed next to him. This wasn’t the first time Dunn has done something like this and it most certainly won’t be the last time he does it. No matter how many times this happened I couldn’t help the content feeling that spread through my body when Ryan’s arms wrapped around me. A part of my heart swelled, knowing that he would always have my back no matter what.

When I wake up I am in a tangle of limbs, the warmth of Ryan’s body is a little unbearable but I don’t mind it, it is slightly comforting. I try not to move so I don’t wake Ryan, lord knows that he needed the sleep. He always had the hardest time falling asleep, staying asleep and waking up. He just wasn’t lucky when it came to sleep. Unfortunately, it doesn’t last long because Johnny and Bam sneak into the room, and they don’t notice that I’m awake. They put something on me and gently shake me ‘awake’, I look down to see a spider on my side. I scream out and rip myself away from Ryan, dashing to the corner so they can’t get behind me with that damned thing. Ryan wakes up with a start he looks for me, then at Johnny and Bam, and finally at the spider on the bed.

“It’s fake, [Name],” Ryan says, he picks it up and comes toward me. I try and push myself further into the corner, I shake my head at him. He gets the message and stops, he puts down the spider and comes to squat in front of me. “Hey, hey. Look at me.” I look up at him, “I know what you’re feeling. When you are really fucking scared of something, it seems like you can’t do anything but that’s wrong.” He takes my hands and rubs the back of them. “I will always be here for you, to help you through what you are feeling. The most important thing to remember is your breathing.”

I nodded at him, I had no idea where this was coming from but I was grateful for it. He helps me off of the floor and embraces me, mumbling reassurance into my ears. I sheepishly look to Johnny and Bam,

“I’m sorry for screaming. I just really don’t like spiders.”

“Dude it’s all good.” Johnny smiles at me. I wasn’t really apologizing to them, I was more apologizing to Ryan since I woke him up but they didn’t need to know that. They leave the room while chuckling. I wanted nothing more than to crawl back into the corner I was just in and disappear, I was going to feel the spider on me forever now. I could barely look Ryan in the face as he starts to walk around the room, rummaging through things and mumbling under his breath. In a few minutes, he returns to me and lifts my chin so I’m looking at him,

“I picked out your comfy clothes and found the fuzzy blanket you like, go change and we’ll spend the day doing whatever you want,” I mumble out my thanks to him, he turns to leave but I grab his arm.

“Don’t leave, please,” I say rather sheepishly, I felt stupid that I couldn’t spend one minute alone to change. Ryan smiles at me and nods his head, he makes sure to turn towards the door, though we had all seen each other naked he wanted to give me privacy. Once I was changed I throw the fuzzy blanket over me and tap Ryan on the shoulder, he turns around to see me swaddled like a baby in a blanket. We flop back down on the bed and I told him that I didn’t want to do anything besides watching the Scream movies and order take-out which he was more than happy to agree with. As we settle into the bed I look up at him,

“I hope you know you have a bit of a soft spot,” Ryan chuckles, “But I for one and thankful for it. I don’t think I could have gotten through all of this without you. Thank you, Ryan.” He ruffles my hair and whispers ‘you’re welcome’ before resting his head on top of mine.

Okay I absolutely LOVED The Office of Love

Would there be a possibility for you to write something like that, but with Bam? 😳

Pretty pretty please

Thank you so much! And of course I can, I'll never turn down the chance to write about Bam!

The Love Hotel

prompt: You have been friends with Bam since you could remember, you two have been close since before the cky days. It was needless to say you had a thing for him, and that was apparent to the whole Jackass crew but Bam. What'll happen when the Jackass boys lock you in his hotel room with him?

warnings: Light smut, fluff, fem!reader!

You laid on the bed of your hotel room watching whatever adult cartoon the TV was playing. You and the Jackass boys were filming in Los Angles this week and you weren't complaining, it made you feel like a real super star. One that didn't get her big break from skating in a bikini with Ryan and taking some pretty rough falls together since you both in-fact, couldn't skate. But you wouldn't change it.

You loved what you did, you got to see your friends almost every day and just hang out with them all the time. Though you wouldn't say you all were perfect and happy with one-another all the time but what friendship doesn't have it's bumps?

It made you thankful you agreed to start filming things with Bam back in West Chester during high school, he begged you for what seemed like weeks to join him and the rest of your friends in doing the same stupid things you were doing but for something bigger and better.

"Come on Y/n, please just join us! I promise you it won't fail! Plus you are totally badass we need your stunts!"

"No Bam, it just isn't something I want to do and my parents would kill me. Plus would people really want to see a girl do that nasty stuff?"

It turns out a lot of people would, because now it was your full time job. You were very grateful Bam ignored your wishes of not being in cky and put you in the film, but when you first found out you were in the film jumping off Bam's roof onto a trampoline and snapping your arm along with many other of your dumb moments caught on camera without your permission you were pissed. But of course that was until you received your large paycheck from cky, then you were 100% on board.

Bam had always had this odd faith in you, he always was the first one saying you could do a hard stunt and walk away without a mark on your body. He always pushed you to be the best you even when you two were littler and living as neighbors in West Chester.

You thought that's why you had a crush on him, because he always had a soft spot for you unlike the rest of his friends and even his family. But you also just loved Bam because he was Bam.

You'd never tell him this though or anyone, in fear of ruining the life long friendship you two had. Well, anyone but Ryan. You slipped up one night when you were a sad drunk and throwing up in your hotel toilet, telling Ryan you have had a crush on Bam since you could remember as your make up ran down your face. Ryan was nice about it though, he swore he would never tell Bam.

He swore to never tell Bam, not the rest of the Jackass guys. The Jackass guys knew since the next morning of your sad drunk confession that you liked Bam and ever since then they all have been secretly watching you two.

Johnny was finally tired of watching you hide your feelings so why not make a stunt out of trying to confess your love for a certain curly headed boy right?

You reached over to the hotel side table and grabbed your drink you bought early this morning. You unscrewed the cap to your drink and took a large swig of the cold liquid, when suddenly a loud knock was heard on your hotel room door causing you to almost choke on your drink. You quickly swallowed your drink as you let out a small cough and screwed the cap back on, wiping your mouth as you ripped the covers off of your lower body, your pj shorts that had the cky logo randomly plastered all over them now visible. Another loud knock was heard on your door, "Geez I'm coming asshole!"

You quickly got to the hotel room door and peeped your eye through the peep hole on the door and saw it was Bam, you quickly got excited when you saw the boy and unlocked your door opening it quickly. "Hey Bam, what's up?" You asked the curly haired boy with a smile, "I should be asking you that." He laughed. You cocked a brow at Bam, confused by what he met.

"Um, what do you mean?" You asked, "What do you mean what do I mean? Ryan told me you needed me." Your face scrunched up in confusion at his words, "I never said that, I haven't even seen Ryan this morning." Bam was now just as confused as you were. "Wait really?" Bam asked, you nodded at his words as you let out a small laugh. "Well. Now I feel kind of stupid." Bam laughed.

You laughed a bit with Bam before he spoke up, "Nice shorts by the-" What you weren't expecting was Bam to be shoved into you with a large amount of force causing him to topple on top of you and have you both end up on the ground. Before Bam could even turn his head to look at who the hell shoved him into you your hotel door was slammed shut.

Bam quickly scrambled to his feet as he tried to open your hotel door but it wouldn't budge. Bam began to aggressively pull at the door trying with all his strength to open the hotel door while yelling curse words at whoever pushed him and slammed the door. You slowly got up from the ground and gently moved Bam away from the door and looked out the peep hole.

You saw a rope tied to your door, the rope was connected to the door across from you. "Shit." You said, "What? Who's there?" Bam said as he moved your head with his. Once Bam looked through the peep hole and saw the rope tied to the doors and realized it was almost impossible to get out he shouted, "Oh come on!" Bam took his eye away from the peep hole and rubbed his face. "I swear if a fucking snake pops out of somewhere." Bam said as he began looking around.

"There's no snakes Bam! But I'm Johnny Knoxville and this is The Love Hotel!" You heard laughter erupt from multiple people outside of your hotel door, and it all finally clicked for you and Bam. You watched as Bam's face lit up with a bright shade of red and you felt your face get hot. Bam began banging on the door, "You fuckers are asses! I'm going to get all of you so bad when I get out of here!" Bam yelled as he began banging on the door. "Careful love birds, there's a camera!" You heard the familiar voice of Chris say.

"Fuck you!" Bam shouted. His face a bright shade of red. "This is the last fucking time I listen to anything Ryan says." Bam grumbled as he walked into your hotel room and sat on the edge of your bed. You slowly waked farther into your room and sat on the far edge of your bed as far away from Bam as you could.

You were embarrassed and also a bit pissed at Ryan for telling the Jackass guys about your crush on Bam. Now you were stuck in a room with him with the main topic being love.

"I'm sorry Bam." You spoke softly as you looked down at your lap and messed with your fingers. "What? Why are you apologizing?" Bam said, turning his attention towards you instead of how badly he would be injured if he jumped out the window.

"Because if it wasn't for me being a sad drunk one night I wouldn't have told Ryan I have a crush on you and we wouldn't be in this mess so I'm really sorry and I know the only way you are going to be able to get out of my room is if I say it so there. I said it." You spoke quickly, your cheeks now as red as a tomato as you refused to look at Bam.

Bam was looking at you in shock, his jaw slightly dropped as he processed your sentence fully. "But the whole reason we are here is because I told Ryan I liked you." You looked up at Bam who had rosy pink cheeks along with a nervous smile. "You.. you like me too?" You spoke softly. "Yeah." Bam chuckled as he rubbed the back of his neck.

"Well this is going differently then I thought." You said with a nervous laugh. "Same." Bam chuckled. You and Bam both just looked at each other, his crystal blue eyes looked like they were filled with love. He looked peaceful, and not in the way he was peaceful while skating but the kind of peaceful you feel when you feel safe. His bottom lip was sucked between his teeth.

"God stop looking at me like that and just kiss me." Bam said as he moved closer to you and gently grabbed your chin and pulled your lips to his.

The kiss was everything you had ever dreamed of. You had been craving this kiss ever since you were 14 and watching Bam do kick flips in his driveway as he asked you if you saw the trick, you always said you did but you never really did. Your mind was too full with how Bam was just Bam, and how much you loved it.

You tasted cigarettes and coffee on his lips, two flavors you never knew went so good together. You felt Bam's hand move from your chin to your thigh, his cold rings giving your body goosebumps. You pulled away from the kiss, Bam furrowing his brows wondering why you two stopped. But what made him glad you stopped was when you crawled onto his lap and took off your black shirt and discarded it on the floor to be picked up later, under your shirt you revealed your lacy black bra of choice.

"This is better than what I imagined." Bam said as he moved his hands to your waist and slowly moved them up and down. You giggled at his comment. "Raise your arms Margera." Bam happily listened to your command, raising his arms up. You grabbed the bottom of his shirt and pulled his shirt over his head. You tossed his shirt on the ground and took in his body.

Sure you had seen Bam shirtless countless of times but never like this, in such an intermit way. You began to trail your nail on his tattoo tracing the pattern around it. Bam's stomach flexing as you did so, "Ah- Stop that it tickles." Bam softly laughed. You laughed softly with the boy before you went back in for a kiss with Bam.

His tongue entering your mouth in this kiss, his callused hands gripping your waist to surly leave hand prints. You shifted your hips to get in a more comfortable position, what you weren't expecting was a whimper that came from Bam. The whimper peaked your interest and you began rolling your hips onto his lap. Bam moved his hands down to your hips and began guiding your movements. Bam pulled away from your lips and let out a groan.

"God just like that Y/n." Bam spoke out in a shaky breath. As you watched Bam throw his head back in pleasure you and you began lightly moaning. You had imagined this happening for years but you realized the reason this was happening was because of a stunt. "Oh my god Bam there's a camera in here." You said alarmed, as you stopped rocking your hips on his erection that was now apparent.

Bam tilted his heads back up and looked at you with low hooded eyes that were high off lust and a smirk on his lips, "Let em watch sweetheart." You felt as if your whole body flushed red like a cartoon character. "Nice shorts Y/n, love the cky rep." Your head spun to the familiar voice of Ryan coming from the other end of the room.

You then saw the rest of the Jackass guys with goofy smiles on their face. Bam wrapped his arms around you and pulled you closely into his chest to try and hide you as much as he could even though you were already on camera.

"If we let you guys go any further we won't be able to put it in the movie." Johnny said. "Well then take whatever damn camera that is in here out and leave you cocksuckers!" Bam exclaimed. Johnny threw his hands up in defense as he grabbed the small camera that was placed behind the hotel TV, you couldn't help but wonder how the hell they managed to get the camera in here.

"You look great Y/n, you should stop by my room after your done with Bam here." Steve-o remarked with a playful smirk. Bam raised his hand from your back and pointed at Steve-o along with the rest of the guys.

"I'll kick your ass Steve-o! And the rest of you guys if you don't get the hell out now!"

The universe knew I’d be too powerful to be my age in 2002…

About Time

Summary: Y/n just moved next door to Johnny Knoxville and Steve-o

Warnings: Drinking, Swearing, an Injury (not graphic), Overall just cheesy

Y/n had been searching for apartments all over Los Angeles and couldn't find one that met up to her standards. Some on the outside were gorgeous but the apartment itself would be unlivable. It didn't take long before getting over apartment hunting. She needed to move out of her parent's house, not only was the commute to school too far, but it was time to get out of there.

The realtor said this was the last apartment for the day. They walked inside the apartment complex and up to the room, it was only a few stories up. He unlocked the door and went in while she followed behind him. It was the nicest apartment she's seen all day and it was in her price range. If the kitchen and living room area didn't sell her, the room and bathroom connected definitely did. The room was big enough for all of her things and the bathroom was gorgeous.

"This is all newly renovated." The realtor smiled and took her out to the small patio. "Wow, this is really nice. I like it a lot actually."

While everything was great, Y/n was scared of what was wrong with it. It's been on the market for quite some time. "So, why has it been left alone for so long? I mean it's amazing, wouldn't someone immediately pick it?"

"Well, there are no major issues. The area is nice and no plumbing or parking problems. It's just the neighbors," He sighed, "They're really loud and obnoxious."

"Oh. That's it?" She laughed. A place this nice had to have some kind of problem and noisy neighbors is an easy problem to figure out. With no reason to really say no she signed the papers.

Once all the big furniture was moved in, she only had to move her personal belongings, which weren't too hard to carry in. While she was carrying a box of dishes in she looked over to her right and saw her neighbor walk out of the apartment. They made eye contact and Y/n gave him a friendly smile, which he returned, continuing to go inside. 'He seems nice.'  From the few days it took to move everything in, she hasn't heard too many noises from her neighbor. Maybe some loud music and talking but even then the walls muffled most of it.

After the apartment was put together the way she wanted, Y/n decided it was time to have some friends over for a little housewarming party. As a common courtesy, she thought she would give the neighbors a heads up, letting them know it wasn't going to be anything other than some music and a few people over. Most of them were young and said they didn't care. They even joked about not getting an invite. The old people said to make sure the noise wasn't loud past 11 pm.

When she reached the 'loud' neighbor's door she began to get a little nervous. They definitely intimidated her. Y/n softly knocked on the door, waiting for someone to answer it. The muffled laughter and voices stopped for a second. The door aggressively unlocked and a different guy stood in front of it. "Dude, we've been quiet this whole week and we aren't even being that loud." His voice was so raspy but it was kind of hot.

"Oh no, dude, you're good! I was just gonna let you guys know I'm having some friends over so it might be loud. Just a little heads up."

"Oh sweet. Mind if we swing by?" He smirked and she laughed, "Sure. It's not a party or anything, but you're more than welcome to come."

"Don't worry we'll make it a party." He winked and shut the door before she could object.

Y/n got dressed up nice for her small get-together. Wearing a short dress that fit her just right. Little by little more and more of her friends began to show up bringing cute gifts and alcohol. It was perfect beer was in the fridge hard liquor was on the counters, music was playing only the best songs to dance to.

"Yeah, neighbor!" A loud yell came from the doorway. Her eyes widened in shock. 'He actually showed up.' She walked over to the door, "Hey! You came."

"Yeah. Me n some friends." His thumb pointed to some guys behind him. "There's beer in the fridge and vodka on the counter." The guys came in and went into the kitchen for some drinks.

"Who are those guys?" One of your friends asked. It dawned on you that you never introduced yourself and neither did they. "My neighbors. I don't actually know their names we kinda just met."

"They're pretty hot" She'd never admit it out loud but she agreed.

"I never introduced myself. I'm Y/n." She smiled at the guy she saw earlier this week. "I'm Johnny Knoxville." He smiled back.

"And what's his name?" She asked pointing to his roommate who was pouring hot sauce into his eye. "That's Steve-o"

"Cool," Her face was full of amazement.

As the night went on and people drank more and more, Y/n was talking to Steve-o. "You have some cool tattoos" She commented and he laughed, "Thanks. I think they're pretty fuckin' dumb." Her fingers outlined the visible ones on his arm, "I like them." He looked over at her concentrated face and smiled.

"Do you have any tattoos?"

Y/n nodded her head and looked back at him, "Just a few small ones. I have one on my ribcage, one on my hip, and one down my spine."

"You should show me sometime." He wiggled his eyebrows making her laugh and lightly shove him. They continued to talk about other things and subtly flirt.

"Alright, Steve-o let's go back. Thanks for having us over and nice meeting you, Y/n." Johnny said putting his arm around Steve-o who waved goodbye.

"Bye guys! You're welcome over anytime."

And they took up her offer whenever they could. Banging on the door and calling her asking if she was home. Y/n never had neighbors like them before, even when she lived with her parents. The neighbors were all old or in their thirties with two kids. Johnny and Steve-o were funny and always did stupid shit.

"Y/n! Let me in Johnny's gonna put a firework up my butt!"

"Good, it's unlocked. You gotta see what Steve-o and I are about to do!"

It didn't take long for her to join in on their shenanigans. "C'mon just snort the hot sauce. I'll do it with you." Steve-o grinned

All three of them were pretty close, but it was obvious that Steve-o and Y/n had a closer bond. Johnny wasn't mad or anything, he was actually pretty happy someone could handle being friends with the chaotic guy.

Johnny and Steve-o started filming for Jackass, so all the guys were in town. Steve-o thought it'd be cool if Y/n came and watched them all do their stunts. After the stressful semester she had, it wasn't a bad idea.

~

"This is Y/n. She's our neighbor." Steve-o introduced her to the guys who smiled and waved at her. She smiled and waved back "Hey guys"

They all made small talk and asked what she does, where she goes to school, why she's friends with Johnny and Steve-o. Chris' flirty personality was funny to Y/n, she didn't take him seriously and even subtly flirted back.

She didn't realize how stressful it was for the guys to be on set. Even she began to worry if she was safe or not. The pranks and jokes made everything more chaotic than it already was. When Bam was in the snake pit, her mind eased. It made her realize she wasn't scared of too many things, mostly just disliked them.

"So Y/n, are you scared of snakes?" Chris held a big snake and pointed it at her. She shook her head observing the snake, "Can I hold it?" His smile was wide and he got excited explaining how to hold it.

"C'mon Bam." Johnny shook his head laughing.

The entire time she was on set everyone tried to figure out what she was scared of or what would make her freak out. They didn't want to hurt her but they definitely wanted to include her in on the fun. With nothing to work with it made it nearly impossible. 

Chris started to improvise. He managed to get a box of fake spiders and he waited for the perfect time to dump them on you. Johnny loved this idea and even said he’d make it happen. 

“Wanna be in the movie?” Johnny smirked and Y/n shook her head, “No way. I’m not doing some crazy stunt.” 

“Oh no, we wouldn’t make you do that. Just a small thing. Now close your eyes and stand right here.” He instructed her. She stood in the spot and waited for what to do next. Behind her Chris grabbed a small ladder and climbed to the top. When he was ready Johnny handed him the box. “I need you to stay perfectly still.” She sighed and said okay. Chris dumped the box of spiders on her and Y/n shrieked but stayed still. “Tell me they aren't real!”

“Get em off! Get em off!” Johnny and Chris laughed pretty hard and eventually told her they weren’t real and helped her get them out of her hair. “Assholes”

"Alright, Steve-o. You're up." Jeff called him over to stand in front of the camera. The alligator snapping turtle bit had Steve-o nervous. He introduced the scene and prepared to get bit. It was going as well as it could've gone until the turtle didn't let go.

After a few more moments of agonizing pain, it finally let go and Steve-o left to get it treated. Y/n followed him.

"That was pretty bad" She winced when she got a closer look at it. "Yeah, it didn't feel the greatest." The nurse cleaned it up and left the two of them alone. They sat in comfortable silence for a few seconds.

"Are you having fun on set though?" He asked and she smiled big, "Yeah! It's really cool seeing how everything goes down and meeting the others."

"You could come every day if you wanted to."

"Oh, I don't think the others-"

He interrupted whatever she was going to say by placing his lips softly onto hers and pulled away after a few seconds. "I want you here." Y/n placed both of her hands on the sides of his face and pulled him into another kiss.

"Well, it's about time, lovebirds" Johnny laughed, "Now hurry up. I'm gonna get Tremaine really good."