This Was A Serve

This was a serve

Okay I absolutely LOVED The Office of Love

Would there be a possibility for you to write something like that, but with Bam? 😳

Pretty pretty please

Thank you so much! And of course I can, I'll never turn down the chance to write about Bam!

The Love Hotel

prompt: You have been friends with Bam since you could remember, you two have been close since before the cky days. It was needless to say you had a thing for him, and that was apparent to the whole Jackass crew but Bam. What'll happen when the Jackass boys lock you in his hotel room with him?

warnings: Light smut, fluff, fem!reader!

You laid on the bed of your hotel room watching whatever adult cartoon the TV was playing. You and the Jackass boys were filming in Los Angles this week and you weren't complaining, it made you feel like a real super star. One that didn't get her big break from skating in a bikini with Ryan and taking some pretty rough falls together since you both in-fact, couldn't skate. But you wouldn't change it.

You loved what you did, you got to see your friends almost every day and just hang out with them all the time. Though you wouldn't say you all were perfect and happy with one-another all the time but what friendship doesn't have it's bumps?

It made you thankful you agreed to start filming things with Bam back in West Chester during high school, he begged you for what seemed like weeks to join him and the rest of your friends in doing the same stupid things you were doing but for something bigger and better.

"Come on Y/n, please just join us! I promise you it won't fail! Plus you are totally badass we need your stunts!"

"No Bam, it just isn't something I want to do and my parents would kill me. Plus would people really want to see a girl do that nasty stuff?"

It turns out a lot of people would, because now it was your full time job. You were very grateful Bam ignored your wishes of not being in cky and put you in the film, but when you first found out you were in the film jumping off Bam's roof onto a trampoline and snapping your arm along with many other of your dumb moments caught on camera without your permission you were pissed. But of course that was until you received your large paycheck from cky, then you were 100% on board.

Bam had always had this odd faith in you, he always was the first one saying you could do a hard stunt and walk away without a mark on your body. He always pushed you to be the best you even when you two were littler and living as neighbors in West Chester.

You thought that's why you had a crush on him, because he always had a soft spot for you unlike the rest of his friends and even his family. But you also just loved Bam because he was Bam.

You'd never tell him this though or anyone, in fear of ruining the life long friendship you two had. Well, anyone but Ryan. You slipped up one night when you were a sad drunk and throwing up in your hotel toilet, telling Ryan you have had a crush on Bam since you could remember as your make up ran down your face. Ryan was nice about it though, he swore he would never tell Bam.

He swore to never tell Bam, not the rest of the Jackass guys. The Jackass guys knew since the next morning of your sad drunk confession that you liked Bam and ever since then they all have been secretly watching you two.

Johnny was finally tired of watching you hide your feelings so why not make a stunt out of trying to confess your love for a certain curly headed boy right?

You reached over to the hotel side table and grabbed your drink you bought early this morning. You unscrewed the cap to your drink and took a large swig of the cold liquid, when suddenly a loud knock was heard on your hotel room door causing you to almost choke on your drink. You quickly swallowed your drink as you let out a small cough and screwed the cap back on, wiping your mouth as you ripped the covers off of your lower body, your pj shorts that had the cky logo randomly plastered all over them now visible. Another loud knock was heard on your door, "Geez I'm coming asshole!"

You quickly got to the hotel room door and peeped your eye through the peep hole on the door and saw it was Bam, you quickly got excited when you saw the boy and unlocked your door opening it quickly. "Hey Bam, what's up?" You asked the curly haired boy with a smile, "I should be asking you that." He laughed. You cocked a brow at Bam, confused by what he met.

"Um, what do you mean?" You asked, "What do you mean what do I mean? Ryan told me you needed me." Your face scrunched up in confusion at his words, "I never said that, I haven't even seen Ryan this morning." Bam was now just as confused as you were. "Wait really?" Bam asked, you nodded at his words as you let out a small laugh. "Well. Now I feel kind of stupid." Bam laughed.

You laughed a bit with Bam before he spoke up, "Nice shorts by the-" What you weren't expecting was Bam to be shoved into you with a large amount of force causing him to topple on top of you and have you both end up on the ground. Before Bam could even turn his head to look at who the hell shoved him into you your hotel door was slammed shut.

Bam quickly scrambled to his feet as he tried to open your hotel door but it wouldn't budge. Bam began to aggressively pull at the door trying with all his strength to open the hotel door while yelling curse words at whoever pushed him and slammed the door. You slowly got up from the ground and gently moved Bam away from the door and looked out the peep hole.

You saw a rope tied to your door, the rope was connected to the door across from you. "Shit." You said, "What? Who's there?" Bam said as he moved your head with his. Once Bam looked through the peep hole and saw the rope tied to the doors and realized it was almost impossible to get out he shouted, "Oh come on!" Bam took his eye away from the peep hole and rubbed his face. "I swear if a fucking snake pops out of somewhere." Bam said as he began looking around.

"There's no snakes Bam! But I'm Johnny Knoxville and this is The Love Hotel!" You heard laughter erupt from multiple people outside of your hotel door, and it all finally clicked for you and Bam. You watched as Bam's face lit up with a bright shade of red and you felt your face get hot. Bam began banging on the door, "You fuckers are asses! I'm going to get all of you so bad when I get out of here!" Bam yelled as he began banging on the door. "Careful love birds, there's a camera!" You heard the familiar voice of Chris say.

"Fuck you!" Bam shouted. His face a bright shade of red. "This is the last fucking time I listen to anything Ryan says." Bam grumbled as he walked into your hotel room and sat on the edge of your bed. You slowly waked farther into your room and sat on the far edge of your bed as far away from Bam as you could.

You were embarrassed and also a bit pissed at Ryan for telling the Jackass guys about your crush on Bam. Now you were stuck in a room with him with the main topic being love.

"I'm sorry Bam." You spoke softly as you looked down at your lap and messed with your fingers. "What? Why are you apologizing?" Bam said, turning his attention towards you instead of how badly he would be injured if he jumped out the window.

"Because if it wasn't for me being a sad drunk one night I wouldn't have told Ryan I have a crush on you and we wouldn't be in this mess so I'm really sorry and I know the only way you are going to be able to get out of my room is if I say it so there. I said it." You spoke quickly, your cheeks now as red as a tomato as you refused to look at Bam.

Bam was looking at you in shock, his jaw slightly dropped as he processed your sentence fully. "But the whole reason we are here is because I told Ryan I liked you." You looked up at Bam who had rosy pink cheeks along with a nervous smile. "You.. you like me too?" You spoke softly. "Yeah." Bam chuckled as he rubbed the back of his neck.

"Well this is going differently then I thought." You said with a nervous laugh. "Same." Bam chuckled. You and Bam both just looked at each other, his crystal blue eyes looked like they were filled with love. He looked peaceful, and not in the way he was peaceful while skating but the kind of peaceful you feel when you feel safe. His bottom lip was sucked between his teeth.

"God stop looking at me like that and just kiss me." Bam said as he moved closer to you and gently grabbed your chin and pulled your lips to his.

The kiss was everything you had ever dreamed of. You had been craving this kiss ever since you were 14 and watching Bam do kick flips in his driveway as he asked you if you saw the trick, you always said you did but you never really did. Your mind was too full with how Bam was just Bam, and how much you loved it.

You tasted cigarettes and coffee on his lips, two flavors you never knew went so good together. You felt Bam's hand move from your chin to your thigh, his cold rings giving your body goosebumps. You pulled away from the kiss, Bam furrowing his brows wondering why you two stopped. But what made him glad you stopped was when you crawled onto his lap and took off your black shirt and discarded it on the floor to be picked up later, under your shirt you revealed your lacy black bra of choice.

"This is better than what I imagined." Bam said as he moved his hands to your waist and slowly moved them up and down. You giggled at his comment. "Raise your arms Margera." Bam happily listened to your command, raising his arms up. You grabbed the bottom of his shirt and pulled his shirt over his head. You tossed his shirt on the ground and took in his body.

Sure you had seen Bam shirtless countless of times but never like this, in such an intermit way. You began to trail your nail on his tattoo tracing the pattern around it. Bam's stomach flexing as you did so, "Ah- Stop that it tickles." Bam softly laughed. You laughed softly with the boy before you went back in for a kiss with Bam.

His tongue entering your mouth in this kiss, his callused hands gripping your waist to surly leave hand prints. You shifted your hips to get in a more comfortable position, what you weren't expecting was a whimper that came from Bam. The whimper peaked your interest and you began rolling your hips onto his lap. Bam moved his hands down to your hips and began guiding your movements. Bam pulled away from your lips and let out a groan.

"God just like that Y/n." Bam spoke out in a shaky breath. As you watched Bam throw his head back in pleasure you and you began lightly moaning. You had imagined this happening for years but you realized the reason this was happening was because of a stunt. "Oh my god Bam there's a camera in here." You said alarmed, as you stopped rocking your hips on his erection that was now apparent.

Bam tilted his heads back up and looked at you with low hooded eyes that were high off lust and a smirk on his lips, "Let em watch sweetheart." You felt as if your whole body flushed red like a cartoon character. "Nice shorts Y/n, love the cky rep." Your head spun to the familiar voice of Ryan coming from the other end of the room.

You then saw the rest of the Jackass guys with goofy smiles on their face. Bam wrapped his arms around you and pulled you closely into his chest to try and hide you as much as he could even though you were already on camera.

"If we let you guys go any further we won't be able to put it in the movie." Johnny said. "Well then take whatever damn camera that is in here out and leave you cocksuckers!" Bam exclaimed. Johnny threw his hands up in defense as he grabbed the small camera that was placed behind the hotel TV, you couldn't help but wonder how the hell they managed to get the camera in here.

"You look great Y/n, you should stop by my room after your done with Bam here." Steve-o remarked with a playful smirk. Bam raised his hand from your back and pointed at Steve-o along with the rest of the guys.

"I'll kick your ass Steve-o! And the rest of you guys if you don't get the hell out now!"

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PDA with the guys HC’s (part 1? Idk if I’m gonna make a part 2)

Johnny

Would always keep a protective eye over you especially if you were on set, in that case he would always try to be close to you then too

Him hugging you from behind

Resting your head on his shoulder, especially after a long day of filming

Forehead kisses 🫶

If you guys were on set or filming and sitting around he would pull you down to sit on his lap wherever he was

On red carpets or anywhere with paparazzi he would hold your hand or you would wrap your arm around his to stay close

Steve-O

ALWAYS having his arm around your shoulders

Leading you around with him at parties and on set

In between takes he would wanna take naps with you

Big, dramatic kisses on your cheek, especially when he was in a rush and had to run off to film another bit

Always kicking the other guys out of their chairs so he could sit closest to you

Chris

Constantly holding your hand whether you’re driving, on set, sitting at home, or out at dinner

Would sneak up behind you when you were busy and just cover your face is tons of little kisses

Secretly (not so secretly) would be the small spoon when you guys would nap during breaks in filming on set

If he’s beside you and not holding your hand, he’s got an arm around your waist

Just constantly staring at you with a big dopey smile on his face until you noticed and ran over to give him a quick kiss.

Ryan

Randomly kisses the back of your hand or shoulder when walking

Long hugs

Laying his head in your lap when lounging around both on set and at home

He would play with your hair almost CONSTANTLY

Piggy back rides everywhere around set from him

More Than You’ll Ever Know

Summary: Ryan has a crush on his best friend

Warnings: Swearing, mentions of drinking and being drunk, sadish (lmk if I missed anything)

Ryan Dunn x GN reader 

Ryan’s Pov

It was just a school crush. Nothing serious. We've been friends for too long, it would completely ruin our friendship. I mean do they even like-

"Ryan?" They waved their hand in front of my face with a wide grin on theirs. The smile that makes me weak in the knees. That same smile that made me fall for them when we first met.

"Sorry. Just thinking about ways to fuck with Bam." They'd never believe that. God I'm an idiot.

"It's fine. I was just asking if you'd take me to prom." Their voice was soft and smooth. The kinda voice that'd make me agree to anything. It was beautiful, I'd listen to them talk all day if I could.

"Oh, yeah. Why not?" I shrugged playing it cool.

"Great!" They cheered

I wouldn't have ever gone if Y/n hadn't asked me. It was one of my favorite nights with them. The loud music, the smile that never left their face, pregaming and bringing a little flask of alcohol. Everything was perfect.

~

"Jeez, Ry. You really fucked up your face." Their soft touches cleaned up the cuts that were nothing more than scratches. I told them that it was fine but Y/n insisted on making sure they didn't get infected. 

Wow. Why do I want to kiss them right now? Maybe it was just the intimacy of it all. They’re just being sweet. "Definitely worth it. I mean did you see how gnarly- Right, sorry for worrying you." They gave me a disapproving look. Did Y/n not think the stunts were cool? Were they actually worried I’d get too hurt?

~

Y/n's parents were never really home, so most of the time when we'd hang out it'd be at their house. Their parents really disliked us, especially when we came over. And they always knew we did because something always ended up breaking. Mugs, dishes, the table in living room, the leg of the couch, and even the bathroom door. The list went on and on. Most of the time it was me because of my clumsiness, but Bam was right behind me. He wasn't that clumsy, just had a bad habit of breaking shit.

Their final straw was probably when we broke down the door. We were officially banned from coming over. Bam and I always payed and cleaned up our mess but they were probably over having to deal with it in the first place, with good reason.

"We're gonna use this to unlock the door." Bam held up a screwdriver. He started to unscrew the round door handle.

"Fuck off and let me piss." I yelled oblivious to what they were doing. Until the entire handle of the door came off. "Fuck me."

Bam looked through the hole in the door and laughed. "Dico, I got it!" He yelled. Multiple footsteps came running over. I finished before anyone else could see me standing there with my dick out. 

"Ha ha very funny." I tried to open the door but it wouldn't budge. "Will you fuckers let me out now?"

"We're not stopping you." Raab laughed

I tried to open it so many times and it still wouldn't open. Bam and Raab even tried from their side. As annoyed as I was, it was pretty funny.

Bam volunteered to break it down and after a few tries he did.

"You've got to be shitting me." Y/n laughed, "How the fuck am I gonna explain this one."

~

"Guys this is my partner that I've been telling you all about!" Y/n was looking at them the same way they used to look at me. I didn't realize how much this actually hurt. How much I actually liked them. 

"Oh what's up." Bam nodded his head at them and I did the same. We were busy thinking of more dumb shit to do anyway. I ignored them for most of the night and stuck with Bam until they finally left.

"Do you like Y/n's partner?" The question left my lips before I could stop it. He's gonna know. Oh man he better not be a dick about it.

"Not really," He was putting together a new board. Hardly paying attention, "But if they like them then there's nothing we can do."

He had a point. For once in his life Bam was right. Fuckin' dick.

~

After a few months Y/n stopped coming around, too busy with her significant other. It was the same with and without them but it was always nice when they were around.

The night was the same as any other. Dico, Raab, Rake, and I were at Bam's house. It was one of the rare nights we didn't do anything and just stayed home. I think it was April's least favorite night.

In the middle of talking about what we were gonna do tomorrow there was a knock on the door. We weren't expecting anyone, so it was a surprise to all of us. "Dunn. Get the door!" Bam shouted, for no reason. We were a few feet apart. What an ass. There were another few knocks and I sighed, "Fuck you."

I opened the door and saw Y/n standing there. Watery eyes and dried tears on their cheeks. Instinctively I pulled them into a hug. "Its okay." They cried into my chest while one hand scratched their back and the other held their head. "I got you, Its okay."

I never wanted to see them cry anyways, but I made sure to never see Y/n that sad ever again.

~

I remember our very first argument. Serious one that is, we constantly argued about everything.

'Ew why do you put jam on toast like that? You look stupid.'

'How else do you put jam on fuckin' toast?'

They had every right to be mad, but I was too stubborn to admit it. Y/n was out with their friends and I was out with Bam and some others. We all happened to end up at the same bar after a long night out. They were drinking too much and even though they were taken care of. I made sure to get them home that night.

"You're not my boyfriend, so you can stop acting like it!" The comment stung. It was true, there was no need to act like a boyfriend. My intentions were good of course but they were with their friends safely already. "I just wanted to make sure you got home safe!"

"I already made sure I would! Stop trying to ruin my fun!" They scoffed and got out of my car. Y/n didn't slam the door, they left it open. Dick. "Fuck you, Ryan!"

"Come on. Go inside, Y/n. Please?" I stepped out of my car to close my door. 

They continued to yell at me in their drunken state. It was no excuse to be as rude as they were. "I never wanna see you again." Y/n stopped yelling and walked inside.

It wasn't that bad of an argument but the situation itself was bad. We got passed it after we both apologized. That was the one and only time we got into it bad.

~

"I'm moving." The words replayed in my mind, they were quiet and if I wasn’t listening so intently I would've missed them. They had already told Bam and everyone else. I was the last to know. And I was at a loss for words.

My eyes looked everywhere but theirs. Their gorgeous eyes. The ones that would make me confess everything if I stared into them for too long.

"Wow, Ryan. Cat got your tongue?" They lightly joked. I might've laughed if I wasn't thinking about what to say. Should I confess now? It wouldn't hurt. Right? No. I cant. It'd be selfish and hurt them even more.

"Are you gonna come and visit?" I finally looked at them. Y/n was teary eyed, with the same hurt look on their face when they came to Bam's.

"I'm going to Washington. My dad got a job out there. Plus, the colleges out there aren't too bad if I changed my mind about not going."

Fuck. This is it then.

"So this is goodbye?" Dumb question. They nodded their head and tried to hold back tears. With a sigh I hugged them.

Memories of us over the years played through my mind. The first time we kissed. It was a dare and before I even liked them, but funny to look back on. The time Y/n's dog bit me when I broke into their house as a joke. We even got matching tattoos when we blacked out. They smoked their first cigarette with me. The times I took care of them drunk.

"I'll miss you. More than you'll ever know." Hopefully they'd read between the lines and understand what I really want to say but cant. Not because I can't but because it was too late.

"Don't get all sappy on me now, Ry" They laughed while tears rushed down their face.

~

The day they left Bam and I went to their house helping them pack things into the car. Y/n's parents were thankful for the help. That was the only time they talked to us without yelling or being mad at us. There wasn't much to help with anyway because they already put all of the big things in the U-Haul.

Everything was in the car and it was time for them to leave. "Well, see you guys around." They smiled and my heart ached.

"Yeah see you around." Bam mumbled. Clearly as upset as I was.

"Bye, Y/n." I placed my hand on the side of their face, my thumb ready to wipe away any tears. Y/n smiled softly and took a deep breathe. "I really will miss you. Both of you."

"Obviously there's no one like us" Bam lightly joked

"Maybe that’s a good thing." Y/n laughed

After a few more seconds Y/n waved and got into the backseat of the car. The car drove down the street out of sight.

"You never told Y/n, did you?"

“No.”

my last remaining two braincells watching me as i make another bad decision that will screw me over: