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Can You Write Anything About Steve O And Like Dating Him? It Could Be Headcannons Or Like A Morning With

can you write anything about steve o and like dating him? it could be headcannons or like a morning with him kinda vibe

Mornings with Steve-O

A/n: OFC !

Warnings: none :)

Can You Write Anything About Steve O And Like Dating Him? It Could Be Headcannons Or Like A Morning With

Mornings with Steve-o were interesting

first off he moves a lot in his sleep and you cant tell me otherwise

don’t be surprised if his whole body is on top of you when you wake up LMFAO

Steve-o likes to sleep and he likes to he able to sleep in

Of course he wouldn’t be mad if you did wake him up to eat breakfast or watch something on tv but you never did (only occasionally to get him off of you)

DON’T LET ANYONE ELSE WAKE HIM UP THOUGH

Now when he’s actually up he looks over to see if you’re still in bed or if you’re already up

When you’re still laying beside him he plays with the ends of your hair and if you have longer hair he moves it out of your face

probably kisses your forehead and cheek until you wake up

if you’re laying on your stomach he definitely rubs your back gently

if you’re up making breakfast he wraps his arms around you and lays his head on your shoulder

making small talk bc he’s still waking up

“how’d you sleep?”

“Good. You?”

Eating and talking about plans later or just what he wants to do today

When he doesn’t have to go on set he stays next to you for as long as he possibly can

LOVVESS to spend time with you even if its as simple as sitting and watching tv

Will run errands with you and do whatever you want to do

When he does have to go, he brings you on set with him whenever possible

he likes when you can see what he does and have your eyes on him

(still tries to impress you)

“Alright i’m up. Watch me the whole time Y/n!”

he doesn’t get jealous of the others but he likes to kiss you and show you off in front of them

in like a look at my s/o :) kinda way

he’s a sweetheart fr

and id spend mornings with him any day

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2 years ago

sorry if this is demanding lol but could you develop further on hooters waitress reader and the boys? That was such a good concept and I’ve reread it like 20 times. I imagine them like arguing over who gets her number and them all following her out the back of the restaurant when she goes out to take a smoke break or something and standing around just to talk to her and fight for her attention😭or they ask her to take part in some stupid steveo bit and any other instance steveo would refuse to embarrass himself infront of a pretty girl but he’d literally do anything for your attention he doesn’t even care what he’s doing aslong as your watching him lmfao. I get it’s a little hard to develop on so no worries if you’d rather not☺️☺️

this isn’t demanding at all dw! i was planning on writing a part two for it anyway so this just gives me an exuse to do it quicker hehe also sorry if this isn’t very good i kinda rushed-

link to part one!

once you left the table to fetch the eight beers and one rootbeer almost all of the guys were babbling about you. they were treating you like you were the only girl on planet earth.

“did you see how pretty she was?”

“yeah we all have eyes ehren.”

“someones mad he’s only 20.”

“shut up!”

johnny seemed to be peaking over towards the bar to see if you would be returning anytime soon, he was hoping he could beat the guys to asking you for your number. but he knew how hard of a game that would be speaking that basically the whole table was after you.

but as he realized how hard it would be to catch you by yourself without any of his friends near the gears in his head began to turn; a competition.

a competition to see who can woo you the most into giving them your number. basically a competition where the best man wins.

johnny would then shush any conversations happening currently so he could explain his idea he thought was brilliant. once he was able to quiet down the table- which already took a lot out of him- he explained his idea for the competition.

“what if we all try and win her over yeah? like a competition? whoever gets her number first wins.”

rick and jeff were 100% on board, they came here to get footage and they would be mad if they left with nothing but a bill. but the rest of the guys were iffy- the thought of being rejected by such a pretty girl like you haunted their thoughts. johnny needed something to get the guys to say yes and fast.

“jeff will pay for our bills if ya guys do it!”

“i will?”

“yes! yes you will!”

after that everyone seemed to be on board, well, everyone but jeff but he probably deserved it.

the table was soon loud once again with bickering coming from almost every guy at the table.

“this challenge is going to be easy as pie.”

“yeah maybe if you arent 12 years old.”

“we probably aren’t the first people to ask her for her number here so we should have nothing to worry about.”

“yeah it just means she’s better at rejecting dudes.”

“am i really paying?”

“steve-o move your damn arm for for the last time! you’re blocking the shot!”

but just as quick as the table got loud it simmered down to silence when a figure appeared at the end of the table. but when the boys were able to look at the waitresses face they realized it wasn’t you- instead it was a shorter girl with bleach blonde hair pulled back into a high ponytail.

as she began to hand out the beers on the tray that rested on her left palm all the guys looked at her in silence, and not because they thought she was attractive- well she was but she wasn’t you. after looking at the girl like she had just walked off a ufo johnny finally spoke up,

“sorry if this sounds rude miss but where is our previous server?”

“oh yn? she’s taking her fifteen in the back, she’ll be back soon-“

the table didn’t even let the poor girl finish her sentence before they all were pushing and shoving to get out of the large booth they were in. all of them seemed to dash out the front doors, rick followed close behind with his camera.

the girl looked back at the table and saw the only man who stayed behind, jeff. he had a rather unhappy face plastered on his own.

“um.. do you want the bill sir?”

*large sigh* “yeah i’ll take the bill.”

johnny was the first one to swing open the front doors to the restaurant, he began to swing his head from left to right hoping he would spot you before anyone else did. when he swung his head to the left once more he saw gray smoke coming from the side of the building. his eyes lit up as he shoved out of the crowd the rest of the guys put him in and quickly jogged over to the corner to see who was behind it.

the rest of the guys followed him, some not even noticing the smoke coming from behind the wall but instead just following him because they didn’t know where to go themselves.

when the boys turned the corner they finally saw you again. you had a white puffer jacket on to protect yourself from the cold fall nights and a freshly lit cigarette between your lips. but the boys weren’t exactly quiet, their stumbling and shifting was rather loud which caused you to turn your head to them. when you recognized the boys as the table you had inside your brows furrowed.

“um you guys could’ve just left the tip on the table you know?”

“what? oh yeah- we aren’t here to give you a tip.”

“…am i not getting one..?”

“no no you are! we just came out here for something else.”

“are you guys about to kidnap me or something? cause if so this is the longest start to a kidnapping ever. aren’t you guys supposed to be quick?”

johnny seemed defeated after your words, it was almost like he was shooting himself in the foot with each sentence he said. he was just nervous- like really nervous.

if it couldn’t get more weird a guy with a camera shoved through the seven other guys with a rather annoyed expression. the man shifted his camera to his left hand and stuck out his right.

“hi im rick nice to meet you- anyway what i think he was trying to say is that we- actually not we just them- came out here to ask you for your number.”

“hey? is that a camera? are you filming?”

“yes and yes say hi to mtv- now back to the point.”

you looked over rick’s shoulder as you shook his hand, the group of seven boys all nervously standing behind him as some gave a smile or a small wave.

“all of them? well i can’t really give it to all of them, that would make me a- you know what im thinking of.”

all eight of the guys nodded at your words, now that they think about it it probably was weird for all seven of them to ask for your number like they did.

“you can pick the best looking one of us!”

all the guys groaned at johnnys words, even rick. everyone knew what johnny implied by that- he was the “it boy” of the group and maybe even the face of their tv show.

“you must get off to setting us all up for failure like that knoxville.” -bam

“seriously dude!” -steve-o

“competitions aren’t always fair boys.” -johnny

“competition? what competition?”

it fell quiet as the boys looked at you, rick holding back maybe the biggest laugh he ever has as he watched the scene unfold. there was no way you were going to take being made into a competition lightly.

“we’re having a competition to see who can get your number first.”

all the guys turned to chris in horror after he so nonchalantly told you that, even with a smile and laugh at the end.

but none of the guys were expecting the silence to be broken by your laughter, they didn’t know if you were laughing cause you were mad or causw you genuinely thought they situation was funny. so, they all nervously began laughing with you. though chris’s laugh was genuine.

“oh my god! thats the funniest thing ive ever been told!- oh no my cigarette-“

“you actually think it’s funny?” -ehren

“well yeah, ive never had people have a competition to get my number before.”

“can one of us get your number then or..?” -ryan

“sorry boys it’s against policy to give out my number to customers.”

“we didn’t even pay for our food our friend did! he’s the only customer!” -bam

“plus you’re on your break! you technically aren’t even working right now.” -dave

you laugh at the boys strong wills, they all seemed very dedicated to this which you couldn’t understand why. you worked at hooters and from your understanding not many guys would want a girl who worked at hooters.

“you all are very funny but i have to get back to work now and thanks to you guys i didn’t get to enjoy my last cigarette in my pack.”

steve-o’s eyes seemed to light up at your words about how you were fresh out of cigarettes. he dug into the pocket of his jeans and shoved past johnny to be face-to-face with you for the first time. he couldn’t help but look at you for a bit just to admire you, your cheeks were rosey from the cold night air and you really were just breathtaking to him.

“here take my pack. i’ve only smoked one stick.”

“oh no i couldnt take your basically new pack, it’s fine really.”

“no seriously dude take it, i have a spare in my hotel room.”

you smiled and took the pack of cigarettes from the boy with the buzzcut and sweet smile. you shoved the pack of cigarettes into your pocket and said your final goodbyes to the group of boys before pushing open the back door of the restaurant. all the boys watched your figure until the large door shut behind you.

“well looks like we all lost the competition.” -chris

“we lost? oh no dude i totally won.”

“what? how the hell did you win steve-o? ya barely said anything other than giving her a pack!” -johnny

“exactly dude i gave her my pack, i write my name and number on the inside in case i lose it!”

“oh you have to be shitting me- i lost because you’re a cheap cigarette smoker who is scared of losing a pack?!” -bam

2 years ago

because me personally, i think bams little goatee thing is fckin sexy. i don't care, i'll say it.

2 years ago
Love Languages !

love languages !

including : steveo , ryan dunn , bam margera , chris pontius

wanrings : afab! , swearing

Love Languages !

steve o :

- 100% touch

- hes constantly touching you anywhere and everwhere

- holding your hand or his fingers settled in the back pocket of your jeans

- expect to always have him in your personal bubble

- he was relentless during the gumball rally, constanly cuddling up to you and passing out

- will fall asleep on top of you, and hes pretty heavy

- likes when you run your fingernails against his scalp and back

- literally just a dog wanting to be constantly pet

- loves when you initiate touching him first

- will completely melt if you initiate anything physical

- when hes under the influence hes 100 times worse

- will literally throw himself at you and constantly ask for kisses

- loves pda

- obsessed with showing people that your his

- makes little happy noises when you touch him, like a cat purring kind of

Love Languages !

bam :

- backhanded complements / play fighting

- lets face it, he probably doesnt know how to show love properly

- and he doesnt give the best compliments to begin with

- dont be upset if he says something mean to you, its the way he expresses his feelings towards you

- "man y/n, did you gain some weight, your ass looks great"

- expect to be tackled or tossed around whenever

- constantly trying to fight you

- will box your shoulder or thighs

- when you get upset about his comments, he'll play it off like he was joking, and he will laugh at you if you cry

- so dont cry in front of him

- if you feel like crying kick him in the nuts and run girl

- he'll find you later when your hopefully done crying and try to make things better

- by fighting with you

- "c'mon y/n, punch me, get all that saddness and anger out."

- if you dont want to punch him he'll probably complement insult you to make you feel better

- "youre honestly an ugly cryer but your face is pretty with tear stains"

- it doesnt work, just avoid him until hes out of his "complimenting" mood

Love Languages !

ryan :

- buying you expensive stuff

- wont take no for an answer

- hes literally ready to go into debt for you

- when your stunts go wrong hes the first to offer to pay for your hospital bills

- if you ask him to buy you tampons / pads he wont even question it

- will go bra and underwear / clothes shopping with you and he will pay for everything you pick out

- you want a new video game thats just come out and its really expensive ? you dont even have to ask he already bought it for you

- one time he bought you a snake but you made him return it because he didnt buy a cage or anything

- dont let him out of your sight when you bring him anywhere, he'll meander off and buy you shit

- hes the sugar daddy type but he doesnt know that until you point it out

- but he doesnt deny it

- says that your kisses and company is enough repayment

- somehow he always has money in his wallet

- like you know that hes a movie star but sometimes you wonder if hes more than that

- "ryan, are you selling your body?"

- he looks at you like your crazy everytime you ask that

- but its a valid question

Love Languages !

chris :

- spending time with you

- will follow you around constantly

- if your going grocery shopping, hes coming too. going to visit your parents ? hes on his way.

- will follow you into the bathroom whenever, you need to shit ? he'll sit inside the bathroom with you. taking a shower ? so is he.

- dont expect a single amount of alone time with this guy around

- sneaks up on you constantly

- he kind of stalked you when you guys werent a thing

- but he never admitted that

- the other guys tell you that he used to follow you home to make sure that you made it safe, but he denys it everytime they bring it up

- and that he used to threaten other guys that hit on you, but he denys that too

- honestly hes become so reliant on following you sometimes he doesnt even pay attention to where your going

- hes the type of person everyone wants to br around, so when he started to follow you around you didnt mind

- but one time he accidentally followed you into the ladys bathroom and he got yelled at by a bunch of women

- you cackled about it but he said it was for a 'stunt' so that he didnt look so stupid

- after that he asked you where you were going instead of randomly following you

- likes to do stunts with you

- if your going somewhere and you tell him to stay put, he'll watch you the entire time, he says he just likes to look at your ass without you knowing

2 years ago

sorry if this is demanding lol but could you develop further on hooters waitress reader and the boys? That was such a good concept and I’ve reread it like 20 times. I imagine them like arguing over who gets her number and them all following her out the back of the restaurant when she goes out to take a smoke break or something and standing around just to talk to her and fight for her attention😭or they ask her to take part in some stupid steveo bit and any other instance steveo would refuse to embarrass himself infront of a pretty girl but he’d literally do anything for your attention he doesn’t even care what he’s doing aslong as your watching him lmfao. I get it’s a little hard to develop on so no worries if you’d rather not☺️☺️

this isn’t demanding at all dw! i was planning on writing a part two for it anyway so this just gives me an exuse to do it quicker hehe also sorry if this isn’t very good i kinda rushed-

link to part one!

once you left the table to fetch the eight beers and one rootbeer almost all of the guys were babbling about you. they were treating you like you were the only girl on planet earth.

“did you see how pretty she was?”

“yeah we all have eyes ehren.”

“someones mad he’s only 20.”

“shut up!”

johnny seemed to be peaking over towards the bar to see if you would be returning anytime soon, he was hoping he could beat the guys to asking you for your number. but he knew how hard of a game that would be speaking that basically the whole table was after you.

but as he realized how hard it would be to catch you by yourself without any of his friends near the gears in his head began to turn; a competition.

a competition to see who can woo you the most into giving them your number. basically a competition where the best man wins.

johnny would then shush any conversations happening currently so he could explain his idea he thought was brilliant. once he was able to quiet down the table- which already took a lot out of him- he explained his idea for the competition.

“what if we all try and win her over yeah? like a competition? whoever gets her number first wins.”

rick and jeff were 100% on board, they came here to get footage and they would be mad if they left with nothing but a bill. but the rest of the guys were iffy- the thought of being rejected by such a pretty girl like you haunted their thoughts. johnny needed something to get the guys to say yes and fast.

“jeff will pay for our bills if ya guys do it!”

“i will?”

“yes! yes you will!”

after that everyone seemed to be on board, well, everyone but jeff but he probably deserved it.

the table was soon loud once again with bickering coming from almost every guy at the table.

“this challenge is going to be easy as pie.”

“yeah maybe if you arent 12 years old.”

“we probably aren’t the first people to ask her for her number here so we should have nothing to worry about.”

“yeah it just means she’s better at rejecting dudes.”

“am i really paying?”

“steve-o move your damn arm for for the last time! you’re blocking the shot!”

but just as quick as the table got loud it simmered down to silence when a figure appeared at the end of the table. but when the boys were able to look at the waitresses face they realized it wasn’t you- instead it was a shorter girl with bleach blonde hair pulled back into a high ponytail.

as she began to hand out the beers on the tray that rested on her left palm all the guys looked at her in silence, and not because they thought she was attractive- well she was but she wasn’t you. after looking at the girl like she had just walked off a ufo johnny finally spoke up,

“sorry if this sounds rude miss but where is our previous server?”

“oh yn? she’s taking her fifteen in the back, she’ll be back soon-“

the table didn’t even let the poor girl finish her sentence before they all were pushing and shoving to get out of the large booth they were in. all of them seemed to dash out the front doors, rick followed close behind with his camera.

the girl looked back at the table and saw the only man who stayed behind, jeff. he had a rather unhappy face plastered on his own.

“um.. do you want the bill sir?”

*large sigh* “yeah i’ll take the bill.”

johnny was the first one to swing open the front doors to the restaurant, he began to swing his head from left to right hoping he would spot you before anyone else did. when he swung his head to the left once more he saw gray smoke coming from the side of the building. his eyes lit up as he shoved out of the crowd the rest of the guys put him in and quickly jogged over to the corner to see who was behind it.

the rest of the guys followed him, some not even noticing the smoke coming from behind the wall but instead just following him because they didn’t know where to go themselves.

when the boys turned the corner they finally saw you again. you had a white puffer jacket on to protect yourself from the cold fall nights and a freshly lit cigarette between your lips. but the boys weren’t exactly quiet, their stumbling and shifting was rather loud which caused you to turn your head to them. when you recognized the boys as the table you had inside your brows furrowed.

“um you guys could’ve just left the tip on the table you know?”

“what? oh yeah- we aren’t here to give you a tip.”

“…am i not getting one..?”

“no no you are! we just came out here for something else.”

“are you guys about to kidnap me or something? cause if so this is the longest start to a kidnapping ever. aren’t you guys supposed to be quick?”

johnny seemed defeated after your words, it was almost like he was shooting himself in the foot with each sentence he said. he was just nervous- like really nervous.

if it couldn’t get more weird a guy with a camera shoved through the seven other guys with a rather annoyed expression. the man shifted his camera to his left hand and stuck out his right.

“hi im rick nice to meet you- anyway what i think he was trying to say is that we- actually not we just them- came out here to ask you for your number.”

“hey? is that a camera? are you filming?”

“yes and yes say hi to mtv- now back to the point.”

you looked over rick’s shoulder as you shook his hand, the group of seven boys all nervously standing behind him as some gave a smile or a small wave.

“all of them? well i can’t really give it to all of them, that would make me a- you know what im thinking of.”

all eight of the guys nodded at your words, now that they think about it it probably was weird for all seven of them to ask for your number like they did.

“you can pick the best looking one of us!”

all the guys groaned at johnnys words, even rick. everyone knew what johnny implied by that- he was the “it boy” of the group and maybe even the face of their tv show.

“you must get off to setting us all up for failure like that knoxville.” -bam

“seriously dude!” -steve-o

“competitions aren’t always fair boys.” -johnny

“competition? what competition?”

it fell quiet as the boys looked at you, rick holding back maybe the biggest laugh he ever has as he watched the scene unfold. there was no way you were going to take being made into a competition lightly.

“we’re having a competition to see who can get your number first.”

all the guys turned to chris in horror after he so nonchalantly told you that, even with a smile and laugh at the end.

but none of the guys were expecting the silence to be broken by your laughter, they didn’t know if you were laughing cause you were mad or causw you genuinely thought they situation was funny. so, they all nervously began laughing with you. though chris’s laugh was genuine.

“oh my god! thats the funniest thing ive ever been told!- oh no my cigarette-“

“you actually think it’s funny?” -ehren

“well yeah, ive never had people have a competition to get my number before.”

“can one of us get your number then or..?” -ryan

“sorry boys it’s against policy to give out my number to customers.”

“we didn’t even pay for our food our friend did! he’s the only customer!” -bam

“plus you’re on your break! you technically aren’t even working right now.” -dave

you laugh at the boys strong wills, they all seemed very dedicated to this which you couldn’t understand why. you worked at hooters and from your understanding not many guys would want a girl who worked at hooters.

“you all are very funny but i have to get back to work now and thanks to you guys i didn’t get to enjoy my last cigarette in my pack.”

steve-o’s eyes seemed to light up at your words about how you were fresh out of cigarettes. he dug into the pocket of his jeans and shoved past johnny to be face-to-face with you for the first time. he couldn’t help but look at you for a bit just to admire you, your cheeks were rosey from the cold night air and you really were just breathtaking to him.

“here take my pack. i’ve only smoked one stick.”

“oh no i couldnt take your basically new pack, it’s fine really.”

“no seriously dude take it, i have a spare in my hotel room.”

you smiled and took the pack of cigarettes from the boy with the buzzcut and sweet smile. you shoved the pack of cigarettes into your pocket and said your final goodbyes to the group of boys before pushing open the back door of the restaurant. all the boys watched your figure until the large door shut behind you.

“well looks like we all lost the competition.” -chris

“we lost? oh no dude i totally won.”

“what? how the hell did you win steve-o? ya barely said anything other than giving her a pack!” -johnny

“exactly dude i gave her my pack, i write my name and number on the inside in case i lose it!”

“oh you have to be shitting me- i lost because you’re a cheap cigarette smoker who is scared of losing a pack?!” -bam

2 years ago

Visiting the County Fair with Bam Margera Headcanons

request: Can I request a fem reader going to the county fair with Bam like you did for Johnny? I know it’s not his usual scene so maybe the reader makes him go and he has the best time or something like that. Thank you so much, your writing is so good!

when you notice the county fair is happening, you can’t wait to go

but the fact that your boyfriend outright refuses

it kinda kills your mood

but you’re not letting him off that easy

you’re gonna get him there if it kills you

even if it means telling him you’re taking him skating

and he’s too distracted picking music in the car on the way there that he doesn’t notice where he’s going

and of course he complains when he gets there

but he ends up having the time of his life

he’s actually grabbing your hand and dragging you over to the rides they have

without fail he makes you go on every one

and then you get to the top of the ferris wheel

‘i could totally make it if i jumped off right now.’

‘don’t even think about it.’

you force him to go to the petting zoo with you

and he pretends he doesn’t care

but as soon as he sees the bunnies

‘oh my god, let’s get one!’

very competitive

so will try to win every game

even if you insist you don’t care about the prize

‘uh, i do.’

and if he’s playing against you the competitive spirit doesn’t lessen

sometimes he maybe takes it a little too far and brags in your face

then he remembers who he’s with and sheepishly gives you whatever he won

‘for you.’

as the day goes on he insists you try all the food you can

you tap out after your fifth stall

but bam is going hard

and he comes back with the biggest donut you’ve ever seen in your life

‘babe, you gotta help me with this.’

he definitely throws up behind a car later on

he’s weirdly afraid of the cows and goats

which you wouldn’t expect considering he’s faced bulls

but he won’t go near them

and little kids definitely laugh at him when he’s freaking out

at the end of the day he’s full of food, holding at least three of those gigantic teddy bears, and looks pretty impressed with himself

‘for someone who didn’t wanna come to the fair, you’re look pretty happy about.’

‘yeah, yeah. you want me to tell you that you were right?’

‘it wouldn’t hurt.’