This Sucks But It's Something Ig

This sucks but it's something ig

I have a headcannon that the Orphanage regularly committed tax fraud. And a bunch of other crimes along lines.

And that they had the older kids do it for them as part of their chores. That place was shady as hell and the Headmaster used to work in the criminal underground.

I rest my case.

So just imagine the Agency being given a case to investigate the place.

And usually they wouldn't be given such a thing but it's this sneaky operation that's been going on for years.

And the police are just baffled and beg the Agency for help. Ranpo puts on his glasses, solves the case but doesn't tell anyone.

He's too busy laughing his ass off.

So Kunikida and Dazai are sent.

And they just find Atsushi, one of the oldest kids at the Orphanage sat at a creaky old desk.

Case closed.

Dazai has to leave the room because he's laughing so hard. The Headmaster tries to blame the kids for it. Which obviously doesn't work.

Atsushi makes a comment about does that mean I have to go back to my cage? Which starts a whole other investigation and the Agency end up taking him in.

Aside from the murder, Dazai and Atsushi have completed the same amount of crimes. Hell Atsushi's might be higher, they just don't know the exact amount he's done.

Dazai is very proud of this fact while Atsushi is embarrassed.

"Come now Atsushi you should be proud of your accomplishments."

"They're not accomplishments!"

I like to think that Ranpo was never very academically smart, he wasn't bad or anything but he was just kinda average.

This could also be part of why he never considered that everyone else is stupid and he was smart, he was never told he was and never thought he was.

"audhd ranpo and autistic + depressed dazai ".

"bursts into the room out of breath DO YOU HEAR ME

ranpo is so very autism and adhd coded please you cannot convince me otherwise we've all seen the untold origins of the detective agency !!!

15/16 dazai is so autism coded istg i can write a whole ass essay on this (bonus !! 22 dazai getting better at masking ??) plus the depression feels pretty canon ngl like?? the dark era and his character arc has so much depression allegory ??"

requested by @lanternzz

There was a new LGBT+ acronym, and it was twig etc. (it had to be in lowercase for some reason). It stood for trans, Welsh, intersex, and gay. Everyone else was etc. It was very controversial.

I think that the fact I'm trying not to kill myself proves that I don't actually want to, it just seems easier that Dealing with my problems.