Loki Spoilers!!!

Loki spoilers!!!

I’m in the middle of watching the second episode rn but I have to note something at 4:35

THE SAUNTER LOKI DOES TOWARDS X5 IS THE SEXIEST, SPOOKIEST, AND SLUTTIEST THING HE HAS EVER DONE

I had to go back and watch it like 8 times. My jaw was on the FLOOR.

Mobius needs to make a move fr

sylvie’s character essentially functions as a narrative device to remind the audience of how loki *would* have reacted to challenges, frustrations, and difficulties in the past

she’s an externalization of everything he is outgrowing, and every conversation they have had this season has driven that point home

the “love triangle” at the center of this season isn’t really about loki’s feelings towards sylvie or mobius, it’s about loki’s internal struggle to grow and become better without betraying his core identity

HE IS SO SLUTTY AND FOR WHAT????

Bonus bottom/begging Loki:

Idk about you guys but I got fed well

This is so real. This needs to be a romance coauthored by both of them.

From the Neil Gaiman: Dream Dangerously :) (you can watch here in US or with US vpn :) <3)

Terry Pratchett: Neil once said, 'Your fans all look jolly. And my fans all look as if they're about to commit suicide. Wouldn't it be nice if we could get them to marry?'