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Thinking about a Loki x TMA AU
Archivist / Jon - Loki ??
Archival assistant / Martin - Mobius ??
Might do some sketches to follow this AU up, also considering Mobius as head archivist instead of Loki in this AU, on another note I’ve been violently working on my Loki [scruffy aoa variant] cos/coat, handsewing is a curse =w=
loki: so… hypothetically, how do i make a date more interesting?
sylvie: act mysterious
loki: got it, thanks
*later*
mobius: so, where are we going?
loki: none of your fucking business
B-15: okay, you two are on jack-o-lantern duty
mobius: i’ll pick out the pumpkin!
loki: and i’ll stab it!
B-15:
mobius:
loki: i mean carve it
loki: why is it so hard for you to believe me?
mobius:
loki: oh, right. the lying
mobius: wow great work on the halloween decorations! where did you get the fake skeletons?
loki: fake?
loki: fuck AND marry mobius, i’ll kill everyone else
sylvie: damn it, loki, that’s not how this game works
loki: why are you squeezing me with your body?
mobius, sighing: it’s a hug, loki. we’re hugging
sylvie: here's a fun christmas idea: we hang mistletoe, but instead of kissing, you have to FIGHT whoever else is under it!
mobius: sylvie, no
loki: mistlefoe
mobius: stop encouraging her
loki: sorry i told you about my trauma, do you still think i'm hot?
mobius:
[skipping stones]
mobius: this is nice
loki, whispering: take that you fucking lake
mobius: will you please apologize to sylvie?
loki: fine, but i have to warn you, this might make me a better, more mature person and that is not who you fell in love with
loki: someone take me out
mobius: like on a date?
loki: no, i meant—
mobius: *looks at them with hope*
loki: yeah, yeah, like on a date
loki: they died of natural causes
mobius: they were stabbed multiple times
loki: well it’s natural to die after that
loki about mobius: this is crazy, but i’m having feelings again. like some kind of 14-year-old kid or something. you remember feelings, right?
thor: yes, i have them every day of my life
loki: you do?
thor: are you saying you don’t have feelings?
loki: is it still murder if i give them a heads up?
mobius: that’s called a threat
loki: damn
loki: love is a weakness. it’s an evolutionary mistake
sylvie: you’re literally making a valentine’s day card for mobius right now
loki, pointing a glue gun at her: you’re on thin fucking ice
sylvie: why are you ignoring mobius?
loki: i’m playing hard to get
sylvie: why would you do that? you’re already hard to want
mobius: why do you always see the worst in people?
loki: because people are the worst
sylvie: so you two are dating now?
loki and mobius: yes
sylvie: why?
loki: well, i happen to find mobius very appealing
sylvie: no, i understand that. i’m just trying to figure out what’s wrong with mobius
mobius: do you have any skeletons in your closet?
loki: you mean figuratively or literally?
mobius:
mobius: the fact that i have to specify-