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KID: *appears out of nowhere*

Conan: Gah!

Conan: God, you're like a pop up book from hell.

Conan during a KID heist: You’re just showing off

KID: Of course, I am a showoff, that’s what we do

Todoroki: Sometimes, I don’t realize an event was traumatic until I tell it as a funny story and notice everyone is staring at me weird.

Midoriya: I'm willing to do a lot of things.

Midoriya: But admitting to All Might that I'm cold after he told me to bring a jacket is not one of them.

Shinichi, seeing his house covered in weird slime: what.

Kaito: I have to take credit for this.

Shinichi: I think you mean blame.

Shinchi: Right now, I don't know if I want to kiss you or shove you off a bridge.

Kaito: ...

Kaito: Can I pick?

Kaito: How the mighty have fallen!!

Shinchi: It's a dropped chocolate bar. Stop being so dramatic.

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Kaito: I had a thought.

Shinichi: Oh no.

Kaito: I swear it's a good one this time!

I’m not done with these guys yet. 

Ass out, they say. It’ll be hot they say

Shinichi: You don't strike me as a professional criminal.

Kaito: That's what makes me so good at it.

Kaito: Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?

Shinichi: That has got to be the lamest pick-up line in existence.

Kaito: Don't worry. That's just Plan A.

Shinichi: So what's Plan B?

Kaito: To take you hostage.

Shinichi: Stop that. It's to early for you to be in such a good mood.

Kaito: It's four-thirty in the afternoon.

Ran: Aren't you going to stop him?

Kaito, chasing Hakuba with hair dye and scissors.

Shinichi: Nope. I've given up trying.

Kaito: Want to see what kind of trouble we can get into?

Shinichi: Oh god, we're going to die, aren't we?

Kaito: it's a Tuesday, I know how to restrain myself.

Shinichi: You absolutely do not.

Shinichi: I still want to know how you managed to get the car on the roof.

Kaito: I can't reveal all my tricks.

Smack smack smack ヾ(･ω･ヾ)★*･.｡

Shinichi: You see, theory is when you know everything but nothing works

Detective Boys: Okay

Shinichi: Practice is when everything works but no one knows why

Detective Boys: Okay

Shinichi: And when it comes to getting Kaito to do as he’s told, theory and practice are combined: Nothing works and no one knows why

Smack smack smack ヾ(･ω･ヾ)★*･.｡