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you seem eager to have this dance, meitantei

JEDHOSHDSKSVISHSUEJSB NY HANDS HURT BRO

WHY DID I DEDICATE MY LIFE TO THIS PIECE

THIS IS LITERALLY MY FIRST TIME DRAWING HAKUBA AND I INCLUDE HIM IN HERE???

DAMN ITTTT

THE ANATOMY SUCKS TOO

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kaitou kid as a concept is so funny like he barely commits crimes. he's a criminal but rlly only in one of the tamest senses of the word. he returns everything he steals? but then he's still breaking and entering and stealing things and they cant just have this magician kid in white strutting around stealing valuable objects even if he does return them later. so theyre like "ig we do need catch him (?)"

but then they have a whole task force dedicated to catching him?? like people's entire jobs are dedicated to piecing together how and when he's going to not-steal something and stop him from not-stealing it when he's gonna return it literally the next week. and multiple genius detectives have made him their rival and started attending heists for the sole purpose of catching him. like bro. first of all this isnt a detective case this is a wild goose chase. u arent gonna detective ur way into catching a hyperactive teen with a hang glider. second of all ur a genius detective and this is what u choose to do with ur time and energy?? catch a 'criminal' whose only real damage done to society is making a billionaire sweat that theyve lost a total 0.0001% of their net worth before ultimately returning it? like rlly kaitou kid is only an elaborate, somewhat rule breaking prankster. and yet the state of japan wastes so much manpower trying to stop an ultimately harmless figure. like xjgnsmjfk

and then. better yet. theyve literally never been able to catch him. like not even close. at a certain point u need to admit that this aint even close to worth the resources even if u do manage to catch him. its like a full SWAT team going out decked out with hazmat suits and guns and running a whole military operation to corner a pigeon who's shitting on public property. who then just ends up flying away. and every time the pigeon comes back they roll out again with the whole getup.

personally i just think the kuroba's taunt level is that high. like whenever kaitou kid comes on everyone he comes into contact with either turns into a fan or hates him with burning passion. so theyre all like, fuck this guy in particular. we need to catch him

Hakuba Saguru is a Conspiracy Theorist

Every detective show needs an unhinged conspiracy guy and Hakuba is the dcmk one.

His parents encouraged him to become a detective so that he would stop with his wild conspiracy theories but instead that just made him go even more wild.

He absolutely believes in aliens and the supernatural. Akako only encourages him when she finds out that he believes in magic.

Together the two come up with the most batshit crazy stuff.

Some of his unhinged theories he believes are -

Kaito and Shinichi are dopplegangers

Haibara is an android

Katio is a shapeshifter (into doves)

Sonoko is a dragon

Heiji is an alien

Kpop contain auditory compulsion

And so much more. (Feel free to add more)

He has a whole room where he has a evidence board, where he connects random shit with pins and string.

felt like drawing the Ekoda gang

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gosho boys collage au [part 3]

Kaito: We all have a role in this team. I come up with the bad ideas, Hakuba and Akako try to explain why it’s a bad idea and Aoko convince me to do them anyway.

whatever happened, it was probably Kaitos fault

original

That One AU Where Shinichi Is A Fanfiction Author

-         Shinichi starts to write Sherlock Holmes fanfiction from an early age (13/14 years old).

-         His user name on his fanfiction account and other sites for similar reasons is ‘onetruth4869’ wow you’re so creative I.W.P-chan.

-         One ‘magickaito’ (actually Kaito because you couldn’t guess I’m sure /slapped) is a faithful follower and reviewer who keeps Shinichi on his toes and is the main reason Shinichi ever writes Sherlock Holmes crossovers (mainly with Arsene Lupin).

-         One ‘shipalltheboys’ (actually Sonoko) is usually the third party in any discussion Shinichi and Kaito have. She always insists that Holmes and Lupin have a thing for each other and should get together. She also insists that ‘onetruth’ and 'magickaito’ should get together too.

-         Shinichi and Kaito typically team up to vehemently deny being a couple and argue against every point that 'shipalltheboys’ presents.

-         None of the three is aware of who the others in the discussion are in real life.

-         Sometimes, one 'whitehorse4869’ (actually Hakuba how surprising was THAT anyway?) shows up. He is a big fan of 'onetruth’.

-         Once, 'shipalltheboys’ challenged 'onetruth’ to write HolmesLupin. 'onetruth’ replied with a one-shot featuring T-rated HolmesLupin slash (also the first Lupin POV that he ever wrote) a week later. Hakuba reluctantly admitted that he could see how a thief and a detective could enter a romantic relationship despite them being, y'know, a thief and a detective. Kaito had to stop and take a breather half-way through the fic and admitted that it hit him in a place inside him that he didn’t know existed before. (Be patient with him, it’s his first time dealing with Feels). Sonoko grudgingly admitted that 'onetruth’ can write a good romance.

-         After KID makes his reappearance, Sonoko changes her user name from 'shipalltheboys’ to 'KID-samais#1’. Her constant ramblings about him are the real reason Hakuba came from England to Japan to catch KID in hopes it would shut her up. Shinichi is somehow never present for those ramblings. Kaito is usually fangirling over old heists from his father’s days rather than his own.

-         Shinichi remains ignorant until his Conan days and he meets KID face to face. Then he manages to never miss a rant from Sonoko.

-         Sonoko challenges 'onetruth’ to write a decent fanfiction about KID. Shinichi writes a long, multi-chaptered one that is built on Conan’s observations of KID accompanied by 'stop challenging me it’s starting to get ridiculous and no I won’t insert you as KID’s love interest’ aimed towards 'KID-samais#1’ either clearly stated or written in code inside the fic itself. Kaito is suspiciously silent save for 'stop writing thief POV YOU’RE KILLING ME INSIDE AND MAKING ME DRWON IN FEELINGS I NEVER KNEW I HAD BEFORE!! *cries*’. Hakuba would never admit that that fic is the main reason he called Kaito to tell him about Chat Noir and why he changed his attitude towards challenging KID. Sonoko is impressed.

-         'onetruth4869’ is very good at writing thieves and their POVs and Kaito thinks it’s unfair. As long as he doesn’t think about it too much and no one reads it out loud to him, he won’t spontaneously start crying.

i’ll probably get back to one piece posting after i finish dc, but in the meantime

“shinichi” and conan posed up (plus saguru feeling up kid mid-deduction)

And guess who is KID's favorite

people leaving disbelieving tags about the my recent chapter fanart lasjdhas gosho aoyama himself is more yaoipilled than all our imagination unfortunately

Oh my god I was wondering why your Kaito!Shinichi was so blank faced in the fanart but he really was like that XD

I wanna know what was going through his mind at that point XD

making kaito make that expression the entirety of the ordeal is peak comedy. like you know at that point kaito definitely gave up trying to convince hakuba he's not Kid

additionally this is the distance hakuba claims he's willing to walk to the MPD while fireman carrying an internationally wanted thief:

what was he on about

hakuba fireman carrying kaito for 2-3 pages? i am sorry for ever doubting you gosho i wasn't familiar with your game

I like how your brain works-

A little Hakukai White Collar AU~

Hakuba is terrified. Meanwhile Heiji is tired of their shit.

hakuba "i looked into all these old newspapers, gathering only the relevant information to share with you over an international call for your heist" saguru. hakuba "i know it's almost 9pm where you are and im supposed to go to paris fashion week but i want you to do your best on your heist uwu" saguru

on this fine day, i am thinking about hakuba taking kaito with him to paris fashion week

Cross universes

奇妙的联动

hakuba fireman carrying kaito for 2-3 pages? i am sorry for ever doubting you gosho i wasn't familiar with your game