The Thing About Mihawk, The Thing That Really Obsesses Me, Is That He Looks Like A Schemer, The Kind

The thing about Mihawk, the thing that really obsesses me, is that he looks like a schemer, the kind of guy who bides his time and then strikes. He looks like a planner . But the thing is…

I don’t think he’s ever made a plan in his life.

Like you look at him and you’re like this is obviously a man playing chess but he’s not! At best he’s playing some really f*cked up game of Uno where he has all the action cards.

It’s not a coincidence that every single time we see him he is making a truly consequential decision…on a whim. The first time we ever see dude is because he chased a pirate armada all the way across the grand line into the East blue because they woke I’m from a nap! He then went on to accept a challenge from another truly ridiculous man and then decided actually I want him to be the one to defeat and surpass me soooooo actually I’m going to let him live, on little else except vibed and the spirit of “I like the cut of his jib”

That is some garp ass logic right there. This is not a serious man! 😭

Was watching a YouTube video about the theory that Mihawk was initially the first mate of the red hair pirates, called “The greatest Mihawk Theory Ever Made” by the Hidden Island.

And it’s a great video and a pretty solid theory with fun evidence. But what’s pertinent here is that the creator suggests his own take on how Shanks and Mihawk’s story could be resolved or explored more and that’s by having Shanks win Mihawk in a straw hat, red hair pirates, cross guild wide Davy Back fight. and hit him with a “Good to have you back Hawkeyes”

Ahhhhrectruuundwdgb

I can’t tell you how unwell this scenario makes me I think about it once a day and I might die if I never get to see this but will actually die if it does happen.

Reigen feels like he should be a character out of a sitcom about horrible people like it’s always sunny or Community.

Which is why it’s so much funnier that he hangs around with Mob. The literal goodest boy of all time. And is , when the light hits the angles just right, maybe a decent dude.

I don’t know how big the pool of sorcery actually is but we can infer that it was relatively very small even before the events of canon

After the events of canon Sorcerer numbers are gonna be in the gutters. In the course of a single year their entire fighting force has been halved, they’ve lost all their heaviest hitters, one of their strongest clans has been wiped out, jujutsu tech (Tokyo) has lost all its teachers and its principal, and the leaders of their society, the elders, have been killed.

And while some of those things needed to go there’s a reason Gojo didn’t just take them out. That is some serious upheaval especially when there’s so significant of curses slowing down!

Hell they might even get worse given the absolute traumatic events that have befallen Japan, and then not to mention there are still some powerful centuries old fighting obsessed curse users running around. And then the whole hoard of curses that were released when Kenjaku died that Yuuta didn’t manage to kill.

So it doesn’t really matter if Sukuna is defeated, sorcerers are fucked. About to be 5 guys and a doctor versus every curse in Japan

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