I Do Like That The Message With All Might Is That When The Fightings All Said And Done And Youve Laid

I do like that the message with All Might is that when the fightings all said and done and you’ve laid it all out on the battlefield, you don’t have to give your life to the cause. That doesn’t mean you didn’t give it your all, just that, Sometimes you get to live. Even when you’ve lost everything you thought made you, you. You get to live.

And Sometimes the greatest thing you can do for the cause is to live.

You are weak and fragile and forever changed but you are alive. And that’s enough.

So I just saw a post by a random personal blog that said “don’t follow me if we never even had a conversation before” and?????? Not to be rude but literally what the fuck??????????

I’ve had people (non-pornbots) try to strike conversation out of nowhere in my DMs recently, and now I’m wondering if they were doing that because they wanted to follow me and thought they needed to interact first. I feel compelled to say, just in case, that it’s totally okay to follow this blog (or my side blog, for that matter) even if we’ve never talked before.

Also, I’m legit confused. Is this how follow culture works right now? It was worded like it’s common sense but is that really a thing?

While I think Shanks just oozes dad energy. Like never before has a childless man given more daddergy.

But I think Mihawk also radiates a specific kind of dad energy too. And that is the borderline manic glee of a father in constant warfare with his children over truly the most petty inconsequential shit, that is very proud of his winning strike

So,

With my favorite ships or even just duos I’m more biased towards one character over the other. Like I like both of them fine but there’s always one character that I like by themself and the other I only really care about in relation to their pairing.

For example, Mishanks; I like Mihawk and will consume any kind of content about him but I only like content about Shanks in relation to the ship.

And it’s pretty much like that for all my ships. And I was wondering if this was a thing or how other people feel about this.

So let’s get some stats! Science, baby, science

I wonder at what point Mihawk decided that the jacket just wasn’t cutting it.

He needed a full long coat. He needed the wide brim hat with the big ass plume. He needed to have all the bitches gagged when he pulled up on the scene.

This is so much funnier now that the clown that was literally supposed to just be a figurehead has dragged them into the a race to beat the red hair pirates and the Straw hats to the One Piece.

He has been outmaneuvered by a fucking clown in his own guild, and now he’s going to lose another painstakingly built billion berry criminal empire to the fucking straw hats and a red head on the whims of a clown.

His only consolation is that Mihawk is just as put out about this as he is. But Mihawk’s main beef is probably that he’s going to have to live on that utterly ridiculous circus tent ass ship for a considerable amount of weeks and it will do immeasurable damage to his aesthetic.

Crocodile has never regretted being a loan shark so much in his life, cause look what he has to deal with because a clown owed him money.

I just know Crocodile brought on Mihawk because he thought he would be sensible, calm and collected, low maintenance. He thought it was going to be them against the idiocy that is buggy. And it is to a degree.

What he failed to calculate is that Mihawk is just as bad as buggy.

Worse even because at least Buggy can be bullied into doing paperwork. I just know everyday Crocodile is astonished by the absolute commitment Mihawk has to his aesthetic. Walks into his tent just to find that he has somehow converted this circus ass tent into a mid century gothic castle. Somehow carpeted the whole thing end to end is burning more that a 100 candles for “mood lighting”, has a fully open fire pit and a sewing machine in the corner.

Like Crocodiles essentially a mafioso he can appreciate the wanting nice things. Still won’t prepare him for the day Mihawk’s brings him a wine budget, a tailoring budget and an embroidery budget all painstakingly itemized.

Won’t prepare him for having to replace every single wine glass because buggy drank out of one and he can’t break up a set but refuses to use a cup that buggy’s put his mouth on.

He’s starting to think that the real reason the Warlords were disbanded was because they simply could not afford to pay for Mihawk’s upkeep anymore and decided they’d rather pay in cadet lives than see one more wine budget.

He is essentially being held hostage, in his own guild, by the whims of a bored middle aged vampire, and a fucking clown.