Ellie: If You Bite It And You Die, Its Poisonous. If It Bites You An You Die, Its Venomous.

Ellie: If you bite it and you die, it’s poisonous. If it bites you an you die, it’s venomous.

McGee: What if it bites me and it dies?

Ducky: That means you’re poisonous.

Sloane: What if it bites itself and I die?

Gibbs: It’s voodoo.

Reeves: What if it bites me and someone else die?

Abby: That’s correlation, not causation.

Palmer: What if we bite each other and neither of us die?

Nick: That’s kinky.

Vance: Oh my God.

I'm gonna be just like you

No matter what you say I can't do

I'll follow you until the day

I could smile at you and say

Big brother Ducky I'm just like you

Jimmy Palmer & Donald "Ducky" Mallard

Jimmy Palmer aka the best character on NCIS

9-1-1 characters as songs

Evan "Buck" Buckley

Eddie Diaz

Maddie Buckley

All characters

Jimmy Palmer is a Leroy Jethro Gibbs fanboy, pass it on.

I give to you the only evidence I need to present my case:

Eddie Diaz × Evan "Buck" Buckley

"Cause you've got me and you know

That I've got you and I know

If the tide takes California

I'm so glad I got to hold ya

And if the sky falls from Heaven above

Oh, I know I had the best time fallin' into love

We've been livin' on a fault line

And for a while, you were all mine

I've spent a lifetime givin' you my heart

I swear that I'll be yours forever, 'til forever falls apart

'Til forever falls apart"