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Frank: Do you ever want to talk about your emotions, Eddie?

Eddie: … No.

Maddie: I do!

Frank: I know, Maddie.

Maddie: I’m sad!

Frank: I know, Maddie.

Buck: Would you guys be there for me if I was going through something?

Eddie: Nope, absolutely not.

Athena: I hope it sucks, whatever you're going through.

Chimney: I hope it emotionally scars you for the rest of your life.

Bobby: I hope you reach out to me so I can ignore you.

Hen: I can't wait to go to your funeral, knowing I could've changed that outcome

Maddie: can you keep a secret?

Chimney: well, I can until I meet the next person...

*Josh and Maddie quarantining together*

Josh:

https://www.instagram.com/reel/CMfo0kFBml2/?igshid=a7g0c5rrlhz1

May, out on a drive along with Athena: What's with the sunglasses?

Athena, wearing the most badass sunglasses a cop could ever have: what sunglasses?

Athena: Just be yourself.

Buck: 'Be myself'? Athena, I have one day to win Eddie over. How long did it take before you guys started liking me?

Bobby: Couple weeks.

Hen: Six months.

Chim: Jury’s still out.

Buck: See, Athena?

Buck: 'Be myself'. What kind of garbage advice is that?

*From an incorrect quote generator

Athena: *Posts a super low-quality image to the group chat*

Buck: If I had a dollar for every pixel in this image, I’d have 15 cents

Athena: If I had a dollar for every ounce of rage I felt in my body after I read this text, I would have enough money to buy a cannon to fire at you

Eddie: Actually I did the math, Buck would have $225, not $0.15.

Buck: Fam I’m right here....

Bobby: If I had a dollar I would buy a can of soda :)

Athena: while you’re there could you buy me an apply juice please?

Bobby: Sorry I only have a dollar

Athena: :(

Eddie: Hey I just realized my friend is right, Buck would have $22,500 because it's a dollar for every pixel, not a cent

Bobby: If I had $22,500 I would buy a can of soda and an apply juice

Eddie: You can buy anything you want with $22,500

Hen: Yeah and she wants soda and apply juice

Eddie: Apply juice to what

Chim: Directly to the forehead

Buck: Great chat everyone

Chimney: Hewwo.

Buck: Hihiiiiii!

Eddie: Greetings, Humans.

Hen: Three kinds of people.

Bobby: I want pudding.

Chimney: Four kinds of people.

Athena: WHAT’S UP FUCKERS?

Hen: Five kinds of people.

Chimney: I’m kind of crushing on someone, but I’m worried about telling you who it is, because you’re not going to like it

Buck: Just rip the bandage off.

Chimney: It’s Maddie.

Buck: Put the bandage back on.

*That time where someone drugged the 118*

Athena: *pulls out handcuffs*

Buck, high: can I do it?

Athena: You know what, sure, dumbass.

Buck: *puts the handcuffs on Athena*

Athena: Hey! That's assault to a police officer!

Buck: but you were gonna put them on me??

Athena: yes.

Buck: I'm a police officer. So technically that's assault to a police officer, too!

Athena: You're not a police officer. You're also high.

Buck, now sobbing: BUT I THOUGHT I WAS BUCK!

-bonus-

Buck, in the police car: weewooweewoowee-

Buck:

Athena: *looks back to see buck crying*

Buck: I'M NOT A POLICE OFFICER?!!!?!??

Buck: OMG! YOU KNOW WHAT WE SHOULD DO?!

Eddie: no, what?

Buck: we should dig a hole in the park and name it 'love'

Eddie: ...

Eddie: why?

Buck: so we can watch people fall in love

Eddie: this is why we are dating.

Maddie: 911, what's your emergency?

Buck: I lost the kid I'm babysitting

Maddie: its ok, we'll send someone over

Maddie: what happened?

Buck: we we're playing hide and seek

Buck: and I've been seeking for THREE hours.

Maddie:

Buck: I- I- I-, I can't keep seeking!

Maddie: Are you sure you checked the whole house?

Buck: Yes, but you don't understand.

Buck: this kid is not normal.

Maddie:

Buck: Christopher went to magic camp.

Maddie: What does that mean?

Buck: it's an illusionist camp

Buck: they like escape stuff and eat...

Buck: coins.

Maddie: Have you checked outside?

Buck: you don't understand!

Buck: last week he told me to pick a card and a BIRD flew out of my mouth!!!

Eddie: Me and Buck got married last month...

Eddie: and at the end of his vows he said

Eddie: and I quote.

Eddie: 'No homo though.'

Buck: Knock, knock

Guy on the other side of the door: who's there?

Buck: dishes.

Guy:

Guy: dishes who?

Athena: Dishes the police, open up.

Harry: Mom, we need more oreos...

Athena: We went grocery shopping yesterday.

Harry: I know I'm sorry...

Athena: I bought you five packs of the double stuffed kind.

Buck: I know, we're sorry.

Bobby: JESUS BUCK, WE SENT YOU TO GET MCDONALDS AND NOW YOU'RE IN NEED OF A MAJOR SURGERY!!?? WHAT HAPPENED?!!

Buck, in a hospital bed: I was Mc-hit by a Subaru.

Bobby:

Bobby: Don't do the surgery.

Frank: Maddie, Eddie, do you ever wanna talk about your emotions?

Maddie & Eddie: No.

Buck: I do!

Frank: I know, Evan...

Buck: I'm sad!

Frank: I know, Evan.

I need lesbian may grant headcanons now.

Hen: What's with the purple tongues? Buck: We were having slushies. I had a red one. Eddie: And I had a blue one. Hen, blinks: Oh. And then you two — Buck: Yup, we drank each other's slushies. Eddie: Yeah, sharing is caring and all that. Hen, eye twitching: ...Right. Of course. That was absolutely the thing that I was going to say.