This Is Too Real

This is too real

I’M TIRED OF SMUT, I WANT TOOTH ACHING FLUFF AND HEART SHATTERING ANGST.

Slytherin headcannons 🫶🏼

Remember, these are MY head cannons. It's okay to disagree, but don't hate me, please. Also, I'm new to this. It's my first post.

⚠️ I just wanna say that the slytherin boys are English aristocrats Purebloods, so I'm writing them like that, I feel like they have been too modernised and became really american. If you don't like it, just block me, I'm scared of getting hate, so please be nice.

Mattheo Riddle:

. He would be very reserved and quiet

. You have to be very close with him for him to be playful

. Does like to joke

. He gets into fights sometimes, but when he does, he uses his wand

. is actually insecure about his scars

. He thinks he'll never fall in love

.spoiled because he grew up with draco and gets everything

. Closest with draco but they pretend to find eachother annoying

. He gets angry easily and hates it

. Secretly likes muggle poetry

. Is a good drawer but no one knows

. Very private

. Not a f- boy, sure he does it sometimes, but he doesn't like being physically close with people. And most girls avoid him because he's scary

. He likes shy, sweet girls. He thinks it's cute to tease them. But because he is mean, he will scare a girl like that away on purpose because he feels like he's too bad for them.

Tom riddle

. Dosent have any friends

. He only lurkes around mattheos friends when in the common room because his brother

. Would probably ignore you at first

. Really mean

. Teachers pet

. Pretends to be charming

. In result people actually like him, he just dosent like them

. He's convinced he's like his father and is not capable of love

. Germophobe

. Thinks muggles are pathetic

. He's sassy

. Likes quieter girls who don't party and be really loud, girls like that irritate him (sorry)

. Virgin. Did you think otherwise 🤨 who's he gonna be sleeping with?

. Insanely smart

Draco Malfoy

. Superiority complex

. Also really mean 😭

. Loves gatherings and lavish parties

. Is a f- boy

. Let's be real he's sexist (they all are a little sexist they are boys from the 90s...)

. Bragging king

. He likes girls who will feed into his ego. Pureblood and Sophisticated. He also like smart girls, he thinks dumb people are annoying

. He only hangs out with goyle and Crab because they feed his ego

. Mummy's boy and will compare you to his mum 😭 (well my mum does this... she does that...)

. He would hate you if you mention the ferret thing

. Dosent like sensitive girls because they can't handle his crule 'jokes'

. Idk why people are adding to his trauma and saying his father was abusive... It's mentioned so many times how his parents love him and spoil him so much

Blaise Zabini

. Quiet

. Stoic, but is funny

. Knows how to treat a lady because of his mum

. Dosent like how draco treats girls

. Is really sweet. He'll do cute things for your birthday and valentines

. Really good dancer

. Slight superiority complex

. Had a teddy bear from his mum in first year but got made fun for it so he hides it in his room

. SASSY TO THE MAX

. Not on voldermorts' side or Harry's, he dosent want to get involved and dosent like what voldermort does

. Criticises the food all the time

. He goes to parties but will sit in the corner

. He's dated a few girls, but I don't think he sleeps around, maybe once or twice

. He likes girls who are more energetic than him, likes to listen to you rant about whatever the heck you do, and he does like girls who are a little weird and in their own head

Theodore Nott

. I do see him as Italian

. When he first came to hogwarts, his English wasn't very good, and draco and lorenzo taught him bad words but made him think they meant something else

. Introvert

. Gets exsited about little things

. Dosent talk about his mum

. Sleeps around but is quiet about it, he dosent brag

. He's kinda thick in the head, he has blonde moments

. Forgets a word in English and Italian, then gets really frustrated when people don't understand what he's saying (bilingual troubles)

. Thought Seamus was speaking a different language when he Sat next to him because he didn't understand his accent

. He likes girls who are really sweet and friendly and really good with children. He doesn't know why, but something about seeing his girl being really good with children makes his heart flutter

. Likes to draw but is really bad at it

. Really book smart, but without common sense

. He's really calm. It takes quite a lot for him to blow up surprisingly

.always eating, carries food around in his pockets to snack on, and gets in trouble for it

. Likes muggle music (David Bowie, Billy Joel, Harry nilson...)

Lorenzo Berkshire

. He gets mischaracterised the most

. He is really sweet, but he's also a player and the worst one for it

. Very cocky

. Bffs with theo and blaise

. Mummy issues

. He's the guy in the back of the class being loud

. He doesn't bully people but will make fun of them behind their back

. Friends with the Weasely twins (his dealer)

. He gets so excited about everything

. I see his personality really simular to mathew Grey gublers (if you don't know him, search him up, I love him)

. He likes girls who he can joke about with and play around, girls who are extroverted with loads of energy to match his freak

(If he was in this gen, he would speak brain rot)

That's it 🫶🏼 tell me your hc's