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Tips That Can Save Your Kid’s Life.

Look at her

LOOK AT THIS QUEEN

💕I'm FUCKING GAY💕

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Have you ever been weirdly proud of a drawing you made? I don't know. I just feel really proud drawing this. Also, it was inspired by another artist, so if you see this same position, can you tell me who their tumblr name was? Anyway, it's going on tumblr. Hope yall enjoy.

HELLO, how are you? I hope well. after a while, here i am again with another idea about the au of the human add-ons! :D

but then, the idea is this:

how would batter react if one of the young add-ons like, Epsilon showing him a drawing of his "family" (which would be a drawing of the player and the batter and the three of the add-ons together), or one of them accidentally referring to the player and the batter as "father and mother" or their parents :^

you can make it in whatever format you think is best, I just need more fluff in my life :,)

Ooh, hello again! I was just thinking about the human!Add-Ons not too long ago, so this came in at just the right time! I'm doing well, anon, but I hope so are you! And hell yeah! Fluff galore!

Human!Add-Ons Seeing Batter and Reader as Family

The moment he sees that drawing Batter is immediately torn between two feelings: a twinge of a hint of joy and remorse. The remorse comes from when he realises that he could have been a family with Hugo as well, but ultimately has to go on a quest to put him out of his misery. The slightest bit of joy comes from when he notices that there still might be a chance for him after all. He might not have Hugo anymore, but that doesn’t mean that there can’t be a chance for him to settle down at all.

Looking at that drawing, he won’t show it too much, but it actually does remind him of the future he would like to have with you one day. A domestic one, where he simply settles down with you, no spectres, no guardians. Just you and him, maybe baking a pie together, maybe simply cuddling on the couch. It doesn’t even have to be too much, just a simple life with him suffices. That drawing would remind him of that dream and give him hope.

The moment one of the Add-Ons calls him father, he would metaphorically spit out his drink. It’s definitely not something he’s used to hearing anymore, so he’ll simply stare at the Add-On in question for a second, before responding to them. It makes him feel a bit fuzzy on the inside, to know that someone thinks highly enough of him to believe him to be their guardian, but he tries not to let that show.

As soon as one of them calls the both of you their parents, Batter gets a bit nervous, but closely watches your reaction. If it’s a positive one, he’ll be relieved. He hasn’t really thought about starting a family with you, but given how close of a bond he has with you, he’s more than willing to do so. In fact, it would fill him with glee, having children to look after with you. The Add-Ons may not be your own flesh and blood, but they’re close enough to that.

Every once in a while, during a small rest, when you sit down next to Batter, watching the children play, you might spot the smallest of smiles on his face. Despite being a man of the present, he suddenly has a future to look forward to after all. One, where he doesn’t simply get abandoned because he’s merely a puppet and ends up being all alone, but one, that he might get to spend with you and his “children”. He might confess that, but don’t count on it. Even so, you’ll get a Batter that is slightly more sentimental and happy.

I know it's no where near April Fools but bare with me on this.

Y/N cookie decide to pull a prank by changing their online status to taken....and then all hell breaks loose.

Be ready to duck the incoming Croissant Cookie missile as she practically spawns right outside your house.

The assassins would already be making their move to single out the cookie responsible.

Big name Cookies would make social media posts about this situation, requesting their followers to help them find this cookie that’s dating you.

Trouble some legendaries or dragons, well, they might just decide to destroy this waste of crumbs for even trying to get with you.

You know how kids we're easily able to make friends. And you know make long-lasting friendships or whatever...

How the fuck do you do it as an adult? Seriously, it's so hard. How do you do it without looking like some weirdo??? How do you walk up to somebody talk to them, then ask to be their friend? How do you do it and why is it so fucking hard as an adult?