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I keep seeing theories and stuff about how Bill is able to see into the third dimension and stuff but…

Has no one noticed that in every part of his design he appears flat, long thin *flat* limbs, flat body, flat hat even. Except for his eye?

As in, he’s able to see into the third dimension because his eye, and only his eye, is three dimensional. It looks dome-shaped, curved, and it sticks outward from his face, or upward if he was lying on a 3d plane..

Oh Dipper, you would LOVE Chappell Roan

to be continued after errands…

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Now that I think about it though, the only issue with this is that canonically, Aym and Baal are dead at this point, until we can use the Dark Necklace and Light Necklace to revive them through sacrifice.

(That being said I love this comic so much!)

first time i played i expected the offering chest to stop working after you defeat toww but i guess aym and baal still appreciate the fish

I’ve never seen this before, the idea of the Fox replacing Narinder in the Goat’s universe!

they're flirting<3

i scrolled down a lot please show us your pink cat again

this is the image some people use as evidence in their claim that my cat is "pink". i assure you these are incorrect assumptions

Not me forgetting that Flameslinger *isn’t* blind. Oops.

I still don’t have any of his figures either 🥲

i drew scenes with flameslinger from that one book

i may draw some of stump smash too, cause this book is kind of about him, but for rn, here's sling

also, adjusted my style a bit , so maybe they'll look a little closer to their respective ip

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you're welcome

Ah, crap! Quick someone catch him, he’s stealing my wallet!

hey can you guys watch him while i'm gone

[WIP] 2019 core

Took a few days but BEHOLD MORE NARI ANGST/WHUMP

Was thinking about trod Narinder being secretly in love with Lamb the whole time and the fact that Narinder most definitely has trust issue and fears of being mortal now

So with those two trains of thought combined, I wanted to explore… other hidden feelings he might have towards the lamb… 👀💧

Eat well, my flock, Cult of Nari Babygirls tm 🤲

Did somebody say Bill shouldn't be allowed to swear? I think somebody said Bill shouldn't be allowed to swear. Thanks to that, have these retooled The Good Place jokes:

The "powers that be" can refer to either the Theraprism staff, the Axolotl, or just. Ya know. Disney in general. Or all three! Whichever you think is funniest. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

The "party" Bill's referring to is Weirdmageddon, of course. He was quite the ashhole to everyone back then.

Ford has probably gotten pretty good at the 'tune out your psychopathic ex with dank memes' challenge.

It must be very cathartic to be able to make Bill shut up whenever you want with just the press of a button. I'm sure Ford doesn't abuse this ability at all.

Oh, sure, 'Not now,' he says, before he immediately backs out of the newly-made hole in the Theraprism wall. 🙄

Don't worry, Bill doesn't get far.

also yeah i know this one doesn't have an attempted swear - i just wanted to use the joke because of the massive stink-eye involved in it because it makes me laugh

⬇️ More goofs beneath the brief ramble if you wanna skip it lmao⬇️

Why is Ford even there, you might ask? Well, he either decided he preferred to watch Bill suffer in person over being distantly and repeatedly harassed with the same evil desperation book for the rest of his life, or he got roped into some kind of contrived community service for 1.) all his many counts of interdimensional thievery, and 2.) his ignoring all the very clear warnings to NOT summon Bill in the first place (which I like to imagine is also illegal). Theraprism staff were just like, 'Wait, this guy matters to Bill? Ooh, we can USE that! It might be the only thing that can help him want to get better!' It is not considered that throwing Ford at Bill so soon after Weirdmageddon could instead make them both WORSE - in new and altogether special ways! :D

Anyway, I'm calling it the Community Service AU, and I am most likely not going to do anything else with it beyond appropriating these silly Good Place jokes. So, feel free to adopt the concept if y'all wanna??? Just make sure that Bill is still not allowed to swear, no matter what, full stop. It's gotta be a real linguistic corkblork of a situation for him, is all I'm sayin'.

Finally, have these bonus Good Place jokes, but with Handyman!Bill this time:

'Opposite tortures' doesn't sound so bad...at least until it's an all-powerful chaos entity known for torture saying it.

you may think i forgot mabel's cute pink cheeks but the truth is that i did in fact forget but then immediately stopped caring which makes it okay, SHHHHHHH

And, finally:

lmao this is shit

True facts, if you cram Season 1 Eleanor Shellstrop and Michael into a singular triangle shape, they turn into Bill Cipher. This is science, look it up. Or don't, and just trust the source that is me, bro.

Anyway, I should be in bed, y'all have fun with these, I guess. Tune in after like a week or so and maybe I'll have an addendum to my comic about how Bill was drawn naked for karaoke night. Because him actually being naked was not the only thing I considered as a plausible explanation. XD

Also if you see any inconsistencies or errors in any of these comics, No You Do Not :D

Also also, reblogs are rad as hell and I appreciate every single one, just don't repost, please and thanks. Every time a repost is made, an artist somewhere cries. :,)

Not my usual content, but I made something I wanted to share...

Anybody else hyped to play with their friends???

Goat is so cool too! First time drawing them, how did I do?

The Apostles

Twelve immortal Disciples of the Lamb. This achievement took me an ungodly amount of time!

As pictured, left to right: Narinder, Aym, Baal, five of my own followers (Mason, Jii, Webber, Fijul and Anjul), Shamura, Kallamar, Heket and Leshy.

I might make a thirteenth just for fun!

I had to draw the circle head guy because he wouldn’t stop screwing me over today. He gave me three Missionary Necklaces IN A ROW. I didn’t even have a missionary! (I finally built one after that.) I just want golden skull necklaces, please!

Side note: what did y’all name your circle head guys? Mine’s Kariver, I thought it sounded cool. And have y’all been going for the Apostles achievement? I have been, but I’ve only got like five so far.

Go nuts!

Anybody else think the hammer is the worst weapon in the game? Is that just me? Also the hold to aim spells are the worst.

To me the axe is the best weapon and divine guardian is probably the best spell.

But I wanna hear what y’all think!

Alex Hirsch’s latest update on Twitter confirms: there are actual difficulties and the reveal (whatever it is) will happen in a few days.

Guys, I think thisisnotawebsitedotcom is ACTUALLY experiencing some delays. Like, Disney has some reason to delay it for now. None of our theories are working, the timer just keeps going.

Unless the timer stops at -24, I think we just need to wait for uncle Alex Hirsch to do or say something. He’s probably quiet because he’s working something out with Disney.

There’s no way they intended for the timer to go all the way down, and then just go into the negatives, right? We haven’t found any codes on the website that we didn’t already solve, and the password input has only one correct password in the code.

There’s literally nothing we CAN do but wait and work through more of the hidden information in the book until something changes. Hopefully Disney didn’t get cold feet or change their minds on whatever was going to happen. But with luck, the website will be fully functional again soon!

Guys, I think thisisnotawebsitedotcom is ACTUALLY experiencing some delays. Like, Disney has some reason to delay it for now. None of our theories are working, the timer just keeps going.

Unless the timer stops at -24, I think we just need to wait for uncle Alex Hirsch to do or say something. He’s probably quiet because he’s working something out with Disney.

There’s no way they intended for the timer to go all the way down, and then just go into the negatives, right? We haven’t found any codes on the website that we didn’t already solve, and the password input has only one correct password in the code.

There’s literally nothing we CAN do but wait and work through more of the hidden information in the book until something changes. Hopefully Disney didn’t get cold feet or change their minds on whatever was going to happen. But with luck, the website will be fully functional again soon!

This piece is so good! Look at the detail of the damaged hand!

I couldn't get this scene out of my head after reading the book!

Lamb: “Listen, Anjul, I’m really sorry about Noon, they—“

Anjul: “Lamb, please. Don’t.”

I had to sacrifice Anjul’s child, the first child I had ever raised in the cult, to get into Silk Cradle. Not long afterward, Anjul became damned with sin, and I thought I’d lost them. But they’re back now! I recovered them successfully!

RIP Noon, child of Anjul, sacrificed in the name of necessity.